Namaskaar hawt and seggsayy mitr gann🥵 aap log ka hamare iss circus mein tahe dill se swaaagat hai😃😃
Mai hu aapki kathavaachak aka that underpaid narrator of the ishtory aur ye hain hamare 7 ✨baawli gaand✨ launde:
1. Ye hai sabse pehla aur sabse bada wala 🍆:
Kim Seokjin aka Jin. Handsome se bhi zyada handsome, paglait se bhi zyada paglait. Bakchodi? Vo toh iske khoon mein hai!!! Caring? Yes! Dad jokes? Yes! Broad Shoulders? YES YES YES!!!! Duniya marti hai ispe lekin ye marta khaane pe aur thoda bohot Kim Namjoon pe.
2. Dusre baawli gaand hain ye 🍵:
Min Yoongi. Second Oldest. Apna local chacha chaudhary!!! Inko duniya se kuch zyada lena dena nahi hai, bas moosik and no chicc chicc. Bheri calm and taetae se pareshaan. Certified member of bakchodi-tan matlab bakchodi level high toh hona hee hai!!!! Saviour of group during joota khaaying time!! Very gae for our hobi bhaiya.
3. Teesre bakchod launde se miliye 👯♂️:
Ye hain Jung Hoseok aka apne hobi bhaiya. Inka kaam hai har chhoti moti baat (we arent talking about the author) pe sound effects dena. Group ka dencer boii but problem ye hai ki bhaisaab ka dence galat jagah nikal aata hai. Ab 2 din pehle ka kissa dekho.. dost ke rishtedaar ki maiyyat pe gaya aur udhar kisi gali ke bacche ne sharara sharara chala diya.. maiyyat mein mujra chalu kar diya isne. joote jo pade vo alag... Khair kuch bhi kaho, apna baccha bohot pyaara hai.
4. Haanji toh sambhaalo dil ko mere yaar, ye hai lauda number ✨chaar✨:
Iska naam hai Kim Namjoon. Baccha humara hai bada accha lekin khud ko sambhaalne mein hai thoda kaccha... Ghar ki cheezein bhi todta hai aur apni kamar bhi... Tedha hai par Seokjin bhaiya ka hai. Aakhir jaanvar hai toh jaanvaro se hee pyaar karega na? Arre arre mera matlab pet lover!! Aaj iski vajah se hee toh ghar chidiyaghar bana hai!!
Ye toh ho gaye bade chachundar.. Ab baari aati hai chhote chachundaro ki!!
5. Gaandu number Paanch🍑:
Ye jo pyaara sa, chhota sa bacha hai na iska naam hai Park Jimin but you can call him Hoe. Shakal se baccha dikhta hai but hai tum sab ka baap. Tharak toh khoon ki tarah behti hai iske andar. Ghar ka sabse pyaara hoe yahi hai. Iske shulmet se do not mess varna tumhari gaand bachegi nahi.
6. Chhata chachundar mark your attendance👽:
Haanji toh ye hai iss ghar ka second youngest ladka. Kim Taehyung is the name, thirdwheeling Karna is the game. Bhaiya ji ka motto hai pyaar do pyaar lo chaahe saamne wala single ho ya na ho. Might look like daddæ but hai asli mein ek chhota sa baccha who needs constant love and affection. Panga mat lena bhai ki back bohot hai (Buff Protector Namjoon wbk).
7. Please welcome gaanduest of the gaandus🤠:
Ye hai youngest boii of chidiyaghar. Hoe number 2!!!! Chapri boii of the area!!! Jeon Jungkook!!!! Ab iska toh kya hee bataye... Banta hai bada shaana but andar se hai bada bhola!! Facts and life hacks all day. Iske pass har sawaal ka jawaab aur har jawaab ka sawaal hota hai. Bakchodi toh samajh hee jao.
Bas abhi ke liye toh yahi 7 chachundar hain hamare pass.. aage ho sakta hai naye chachundar introduce ho toh kripya wait kariyega!! Ummeed hai aapko hamare chidiyaghar ke ye 7 nivaasi pasand aaye ho vote, comment aur share kariye hum samajh jayenge aapko pasand aaya
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Hi, so as I promised... The introduction chapter is here. The book will mostly have tweets but I'll see if I can do the written parts too. My health isn't very good right now plus all this stress of republishing everything I did in the original book made it worse. I'll be publishing other parts as soon as I get better. Thank you so so so so so much riqstrs for creating the "pari-chae" photo that I've uploaded above!!! Also the credits for suggesting new usernames go to my hwat popat gæs sasjk_ and riqstrs !!!
And if any of you noticed, I didn't change the term "bakchodi-tan" because it was me who came up with it and I have every right to use it. If anyone should change it then it's those two. I'm sorry if I sound rude but I'm still kinda salty about how people could end friendship of almost 2 years in a few clicks without even properly discussing. People do be overthinking a lot nowadays...
Whatever let's end this topic and just hope you like a few small changes that I did with this intro. Vote, comment and share to make your friends laugh too! That's all for right now!!! Adiós~~