I might have a little obsession with cupcaKke... it's just a phase.
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"What the hell do you want, Dimitri?" I grunt looking back at him through the mirror
"I didn't get my daily fuck" he mumbles wrapping his arms around my shoulders and kissing down my neck
"Okay and?" I scoff as I continue to fix my hair
"Do I need to spell it out for you? Fuck me, you dumb bitch" he grunts
"I'm getting ready, asshole. Go check on your kids" I grumble shooing him-away
"Get ready on my dick" he shrugs brushing my hair off my shoulder
"Dimitri are you serious" I groan rolling my eyes
"No, I just said that because I wanted to be funny." He sarcastically laughs lifting my up from the chair for him to sit in and pull me back on to his lap
"Really?"
"Yup" he mumbles taking his leather belt off
"You're so annoying" I groan as he goes to unbutton my jeans
"Yet you are still with me? Hop on my dick now" he grins kissing down my neck
"Dimitri you ca-"
"Mom!!" Sin yells walking into ou bedroom
"Shit" I mumble buttoning my jeans back you
"What the fuck do you want" Dimitri groaned Hiding himself by making me fully sit on his lap
"What the fuck were you two doing" sin says glaring at us
Whoa your father was practically making me sit in his dick
"I was about to fuck your mother" Dimitri shrugs
"Mom, I need you- actually I want you to make me lunch" sin says looking at me ignoring his fathers glare
"And I want to fuck your mother, but I guess we don't always get what we want" Dimitri hisses reaching under me to fix himself and his pants
"We're you fucking naked?!" Sin screeches
"I said I was about to fuck your mother, my pants need to come off for that shit, fucking cockblocker" Dimitri grunts
"I'm going to count to 3- actually 1, by that time you guys better be more than six feet away from each other" Sin says pointing at his father
Why the hell am I involved I was just trying to get ready
"I should've got your mother to swallow you, fucking Menace"
"Wha-"
"Yeah that's right your mother swallows your siblings every fucking night." Dimitri grins standing up and walking out of the bedroom leaving a scarred Sin
Not only did they catch us fucking in our pool but they get to hear about our sex life. How amazing!
I fucking produced those kids and all they do is interrupt my sex life.
I need a sexcation. After all this ball shit I'm leaving the sperm cells at Jeros.
After this stupid ass ball I won't have to deal with anymore drama.
"Stay away from her, old man" sin grunts following me into the kitchen
"Or what? What are you going to do child" I laugh the fucking audacity he has to think he has power over me
"I'm going to be a cockblocker my whole fucking life" he shrugs
"Fuck that I'm sending your ass to military camp" I snort
"Military girls are hot, you'd be doing me a favour" He grins
"Military camp for boys, watch it you fucking slut. I know I didn't impregnate your mother for you to come out acting like this" I'm not raising no manwhore
"Says the slut himself." Saint mumbles
"What the fuck, child!" I shriek holding my hand to my heart
"God what a fucking pussy" sin mumbles walking towards the fridge
"How long have you fucking been there" I ask out of breath
"The whole damn time, with your blind ass" saint laughs
"You aren't very saint right now, saintan" I grumble getting the ingredients out of the pantry to make Blini
"Whatever I need help with my homework" he says hopping off the bad stool
"Why not ask your mother?" I question grabbing the thick ass booklet from him
"I did she cried looking at it" he snorted
"Well if her bitch ass couldn't do it then why would you ask me." I laugh
"I thought you said you passed your classes with A's" sin said looking at the work
"Hell yes I did, only because your mother was my teacher. The only thing I remember in math is add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply." I smirk
"And did we ever multiply that night" I grin reminiscing that night
"Fucking disgusting" sin grumbles walking out of the kitchen with a whole ass cereal box
"Fat ass" I mumble
"Is anyone smart?" Saint asks
"You, I guess" I mumble with a slight shrug
"No fucking duh" he grunts walking out of the kitchen
Wait so I came down here because my spermicide was hungry but he then walked out of the kitchen with a box of cereal....
Man fuck this shit
"Erina! Get your ass on the bed" I yell walking up the stairs
"MOMMY! I WANT TO GO TO PAIGES TODAY, RIGHT NOW" That little shit
Bitch doesn't even know a Paige
"Fuck off sin, walk there" I grunt
"Fuck off fat ass, you have work anyway" sin laughed following me
"I'm going to fucking kill you" I sneer looking at the amusement in his eyes
"Good luck fat ass, I've seen you out of breath from walking up the stairs" what a fucking liar
"Fuck you sin, you deserve to be swallowed" I grunt walking into my bedroom and grabbing a random watch
"Bye Rina, I gotta go to work when I get back you have to get ready" I mumble giving her a kiss while she hum's in agreement
"I love you" I whisper wrapping my arms around her waist, pulling her further into my chest
"I love you too, have fun with pervert of a assistant" she grins
"You should come for lunch again" I mumble kissing down her neck
"Should I?" She hums tilting hrt head giving me more access
I hum in agreement as I trail my hands up her shirt finding my way to her bra, before unclipping it
"DIMITRI, GET YOUR ASS OUT" sin yells through the door making me grunt
Fuck my life.
Fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything.
"Sir, is everything okay?" Dumb ugly fugly bitch says
"Yes everything is great! I'm late to go home so I won't get to fuck my wife before a stupid ass event I missed dinner with my annoying ass cells just to be stuck in the office with your annoying ass" I grunt glaring at the bimbo whose work uniform looks like it came from the strip club
"Is there anything I can do to help, sir?" She purrs walking closer
"Yeah, you can call my fucking wife" I hiss pushing her away with my ruler
"Don't bother I'm here" a voice says walking into my office
Gawddamn
If I were a girl I'd fuck the shit outta her, well I mean I still can... without being a girl
"Oh- you look beautiful ma'am" redhead mumbles in jealous
"No fucking duh" my wife mutters side eyeing her
"You can leave now" I mumble keeping my eyes on my beautiful wife who has my suit in her hands
And guess what bitches, I hit that every night
Whatever her name is, stomps
Out of my office leaving the two of us alone
Big mistake.
I stand up walking forward to rina before I'm infront of her, chest to chest.
"Well aren't you something" I grin grabbing onto her taking the suit out of her hand and setting it to the side
"I'd say the same to you, but you look like shit" she smiles rubbing my chest
"What if we don't go" I suggest leading her to the leather sofa before pulling her onto my lap
"Mhm im sure you'd like that" she laughs hooking her arms around my neck
"I would, which is why im suggesting it" I mumble kissing down her neck smirking when she gives me more access
"W-we have to go, the kids are in the car" she stutters but doesn't pull away
"They have iPads and bodyguards" I shrug kissing down her cleavage slowly unzipping the back of her dress
"We will be late" she mumbles unbuttoning my shirt grinding on my dick
So will her period
"Fine with me" I say finally getting the dress below her breast
What a wonderful view, my tittes.
That sounds weird— her tittes.
Yeah no. Her boobies, that I own.
Better.
"Sir we need one last signat-" oh my fucking god im
Going to shoot this bitch
"Oh my fucking- you aren't serious" rina mutters angrily pulling up her dress before walking out leaving me with a hard dick and a sexless day
"Get the fuck out!" I shout rubbing my face
"I'm so sorry sir— I-I forgot she was here" she stutters
"Fucking lies" I grumble standing up
"I-I can fix that for you sir" she mumbles towards me looking my my dick
Ya no. My dick just shrunk up to my fucking throat.
"You fucking whore, I left to grab my fucking gun to warn you now all I want to do is shoot you" Erina hisses about to grab the handgun in her purse
Fuck me. Which is what she should be doing.
I quickly walk up to her mumbling a threat in her ear which she smirks at
"Now I really wanna shoot her" she grins looking up at me
How the fuck isn't she pregnant yet.
She hornier than me.
Okay that might be a lie.
"By tomorrow I want your shit cleared out and moved down to the front desk" I sneer looking at the redhead whose eyes have welled up with tears
Cry about it bitch.
"HA, loser" Erina mocks muffling her laughter in my chest
I shake my head at her childish behaviour before leaning down and giving her a kiss
The redhead runs out of the room crying
"Can we continue now?" I ask rubbing my hands up and down her waist
"No, we gotta go" she smiles walking out of the room leaving my balls aching and most likely blue
Fuck my life.
"Dad, what's the point of going" I sigh as mom fixes everyone's tie
"Alliances. The Russian mafia will be there, heard the whole family is coming" Dad says fixing his watch
"The faceless devil" Julian mumbles on his phone
"Where's your annoying brother" mom asks calling him for the hundredth time
"Jesus woman I'm coming, perfection takes time" Angelo says coming down the stairs
"Not that I need it" he winks
"Of course you don't baby" mom coos pinching his cheeks
"Woman I swear to god" he hisses pulling away from her reviving a glare from her
"Let's go kids. We're going to be late" father says rushing us out of the house
I'm going to kill myself.
"Finally you assholes" I grumble crossing my arms
"Shut the fuck up sin" dad grunts glaring at me
Fuck off mate
"Jeez you're moody" saint mumbles
"Everyone's a fucking cock block" he mumbles with a deep sigh
I don't even want to know at this point
"Dimitri calm down, we wouldn't have been able to anyways" mom says rubbing his arm
"You know what else you can rub" dad grins making me and saint Shrudder
"If you don't shut up now, I'm telling mom what you did" I glare making him freeze
"You wouldn't..." he says looking into my eyes making me smirk
"Mom remember that time your favourite vase broke?" I start
"Dad sh-"
"Ayo sin did you see the notification" dad interrupts
Yeah I saw it, he sent 20 dollars
"Yeah I saw it, but didn't see much" I scoff
I get another notification that 200 was sent
"That's a start" I shrug
"What about my vase?" Mom asks
"Nothi-"
"Dad shot it, trying to shoot us" saint says smiling
"You didn't pay me old man" saint grins
Great now I need new blackmail
The rest of the car ride was filled with mom lecturing dad and him trying to fuck her
I swear, when I'm
Older this shit better not happen.
Fucking saint. It's sins fault his dumbass brother brought it up.
Now I'm sleeping on the fucking couch which means no cooch
Could this day get any worse?
The car comes to a stop meaning we arrived at the fucking cockblocking ball
I open the door pulling rina out with me before slamming the door
Fuck those kids.
Seconds later they get out of the other side of the car and catch up to us
"I fucking hate you guys" sin grumbled under his breathe grabbing his mothers hand purposely detaching mine making me clench my jaw
Saint grabbed Rinas other hand making me grumble profanities under my breathe
"Don't cause a scene dad" sin mumbles grabbing my hand forcing a smile In front of paparazzi
Im beating his ass when we get home
We get inside and sin rips his hand away from mine wiping it on his suit scrunching his face in disgust
"Why the fuck are your hands so clammy" sin quitely yells
"Because they were up your mothers pu-"
"Dint finish that" saint mumbles in horror while sins eyes widen
"Really dimitri" Erina sighs
"Obviously" I scoff rolling my eyes
If my kids aren't traumatized then I don't want them.
"When I'm 18 I swear to god, I'm leaving" sin grunts grabbing rinas hand and walking down the stairs
Fucking hell I hope he does, I just gotta traumatize him a little more and then maybe he'll leave when he's 16
"Saint, you ready?" I asked holding my hand out
"Fuck off you bloody cunt" saint scoffed walking off without me
I feel very underappreciated.
"Mom" saint asked grabbing onto my hand as dimitri followed behind
"Yes" I responded
"Tell me dad was joking" he said in a low voice
"Of-"
"I wasn't, why would I lie" dimitri said grabbing onto my waist pushing sin to the side
"Fuck you old man" sin said going off to walk beside his brother
"Your mom does that every night" dimitri grinned
This man...
Once we got down the stairs, we were met by all the mafias
My least favourite, the Canadian.... No one even knows them. They don't get attacked because they have nothing to attack for.
Overall they're too cocky.
"Mom, sin and I are going to the bathroom" saint announces
"Wait— Dimitri says grabbing something out of his pocket — don't die" he says passing them both a pocket knife
"Thanks old man" sin grins before they both run off
"Now we're alone" dimitri grins kissing me
"In front of thousands of people" I remind
"Oh right" he says giving me one last kiss
"DIMMY" a voice shouts
We turn around to be met by Jero whose running towards us with Akio
He brought her?
"Why didn't you tell me babies were chick magnets" He says stopping in front of us
"Because the thought of you with a baby in the first place made me laugh" dimitri said taking Akio away from Jero to coddle her
All except our kids.
He's a good father, I mean what's one more kid...
It's only 9 months and the birth... which I fucking hate
"Rina?" Dimitri says waving his hand in front of me
"You zoned out" he laughs
"Here take your kid back, I think she just shitted herself" dimitri says passing her back to Jero
Nevermind. Twos plenty.
"Did you see her?!" I screech
"She's wearing a black dress, it matches my suit" I smile in triumph
"Almost everyone is wearing black, sin" saint says shaking his head playing with the knife dad gave him
"Saint, shut the fuck up" I smile rolling my eyes
"Let's go find mom and dad, the last thing we need is then fucking here" I mumble pulling him off the chair
We get and start heading to the nearest closet, hearing sound in there I sigh
"Dad" I knock
"Fuck off sin!" He groans
"Mom" saint yells
Fucking mommy's boy
"She's busy" dad yells before a loud groan is heard
We left them for 15 minutes... we just got here
"Sin lets go" saint says pulling my arm
We end up running to the buffet knocking into a bunch of people
Not my fault, they were in our way
"Excuse me" I scoff pushing this ugly fat boys leg
"Excuse me" a small voice scoffs and pushes me away from the food
"Can I help you bit- awe aren't you the cutest thing ever" I squeal bending down to pinch his cheeks
"Get the fuck off me, weirdo"
Ah- this motherfucker-
"Who the fuck do you think you are?" I scoff looking at the kids
"A fucking child, whose arguing with someone in their 50s" he responds with rolling his eyes
"Fuck you" I don't look a day over 20
"Look dude, I know I'm hot shit but I'm a minor" he scoffs scrunching up his face
Who wouldn't want to fuck me- okay maybe not a minor but still
"Now if you would excuse me fatass, my brother and I are hungry" I'm never having kids
"I'm the fatas-"
"Sin, saint!" A feminine voice calls
Who the fuck names their child after demonic shit
I mean it suits him
I turn around to be met with a woman whose about 5'5 maybe with crystal blue eyes and brown hair, huh.
"What are you two doing" sue asks with her hand in her hip
"Well while you were sucking coc-"
"Sin fucking Petrov" she hisses
"Erina" a man whines walking up from behind her
Erina?
"Oh here comes the manwhore" the kid mumbles as his brother watches eating a crab cake
That was the last one- son of a bitch
"Don't use that language with me you little shit" the man sneers quietly
Well this is a chaotic family
"Erina mother fucking petrov, we weren't done" the man grunts
Why is no one recording?
"Actually it's santos until you pussy up and marry me" Santos?... like Angelo Santos
Like Erina Santos my very dead sister....
Petrov like the Russian mafia...
Well fuck me with a fireman's used condom.
So I've been ducking around and not doing anything but I'm finally done this chapter after months
Hope you enjoyed sorry for any grammar mistakes:)
From my tittes to yours;)
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