"What are you doing here?! It's dangerous!"
"The planes never hit me."
"But they could, you never know!"
"Maybe I do know."
"How could you know? Last time I checked you weren't God!"
"Why are you so worried anyways? You don't know me."
"Why wouldn't I be?! You're sitting on the runway!"
"Correction: I'm sitting near the runway."
"You're going to get yourself killed!"
"Calm down, I'm already dead."
"What?!"
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