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You son of a biscuit
Sit down
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Pencil Thief
I-
Why are you texting me
Shorty
I want these duck slippers
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Shorty
Shut up
Pencil Thief
I'm sorry what
Shorty
Just be quiet
I'm so done with you
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Shorty
Yup
It's settled
Pencil Thief
Please Felix
Enlighten me
What's settled
Shorty
From now on I'm making your life hell
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Shorty
Yes
Bet.
I'll annoy you
And if at any point you can't take it
I win
Pencil Thief
I wouldn't go there
Shorty
Too late
When you forfeit you have to
be my slave for a week
Pencil Thief
** If I forfeit
And if I don't forfeit within three weeks
you have to be MY slave
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Shorty
Three weeks
Pencil Thief
Three weeks until you lose
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"CHRIS~!"
"Nothing much Chrispy. What about you?"
*insert stepping on heels*
*insert kicking the back of chairs*
*insert Ms. Young*
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Shorty
DUCKSLIPPERSDUCKSLIPPERS
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🎵 dA da 🎵 Ba ba Ba 🎵 Da da Da bA~ 🎵
🆈🅴🅴.
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"The fuck is a graph again?"
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Shorty
ONII CHAN 😩😩
Read 6:23 PM
You have been blocked by Chrispy
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"I'm not unblocking you. No chance."
"..."
"..."
"ONII-CHAAA-"
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Satan
OMG CHRIS
I HEARD YOU WERE A HUGE FAN OF DEE
Chrispy
?
Who's Dee
Satan
DEEZ NUTS 🤣🤣😢😩😧
Chrispy
THE FUCK?
Satan
Have you ever been to Chewons?
Chrispy
WHA-
Satan
CHEW ON DEEZ NUTS 🤪🤪🤪
Chrispy
FELIX WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Satan
Hey do you need two CD's?
Chrispy
HUH?
Satan
Do you need two CD's?????
Chrispy
I DON'T?
Satan
BUT YOU NEED TO C D-EEZ NUTS
🤪💦😦🥶🥵🥵😱😭😳😵
Read 6:46 PM
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*insert squishy wishy baby bottoms*
*insert a controversial apology video (tears included)*
*insert Minho double-crossing everyone*
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Bonus:
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To summarize:
Lixue
Okay so basically I keep texting Chris about duck
slippers to annoy him because he annoys me a
lot and I'm literally so done with him so basically
he said you can't annoy me I'm immune or something
and I was like I can or something and he was like bet
and I was like omg yes bet if I annoy you so much
that you decide to forfeit in 3 weeks you're my slave for
a week and then he was like and if you lose then you're
MY slave and I was an idiot and I was like sure
lol and then he was like great you'll lose and then
the next day I screamed Chris's name and he was
kinda annoyed and that's where you guys come in all
confused and that's when I told you I'd tell you later
and then yeah so basically I annoyed him the whole
day and I think I kinda succeeded and I have to make
him forfeit or I'm basically screwed and yeah lol
ur mom
Let it be known that I will by no
means read that shit
Quokka
Ms. Young would be so disappointed in you
Christopher Bang is standing in front of Seokjin's vacant apartment with suitcases in tow...