Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes

By AlucardSimp0-0

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The quotes are from an incorrect quotes generator by Perchance. I basically put my name and the names of ch... More

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Kushina is way too cute to be evil
Responses to being stabbed
Eggs
I don't know what I should call this
Everyone better start running.
2 am
I laughed too hard
Crime Brûlée
Cake
This is funny as fu-
Wrong place, Mammon!
Yes. He is.
This is true.
Don't push Mammon down the stairs
Never underestimate Lucifer
Rip Hamster.
Knife
Caw
Diavolo is too pure!
TALL.
Take it back now y'all!
Olive Garden

Please let this happen.

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By AlucardSimp0-0

Satan: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.
Lucifer: Cool.
Satan: Do you know who Joe is?
Lucifer: JOE MAMA!
Simeon, not even looking up from his phone: Damn, that backfired.

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