hi,
i don't know your name. hell, i don't even know why i'm writing this letter. all i know is that my teacher assigned me a bunch of names (of dead people) and told me to write to them.
maybe she thought that it would be a good alternative instead of counseling. she told me to pick a name each time i write a letter, but i feel like all these people deserve more than just one letter.
so here i am, sitting at a desk at 2 am on a friday wondering what the hell to write about. but i haven't chosen a name yet.
i'll probably go back and edit these once i choose a name, but let's just start by introducing me.
my name is ashton irwin. i'm 15, and i kind of hate school. maybe i'll drop out when i'm 16 and start my own business. just kidding i wouldn't know how to even start one.
i hope you're doing good down there, all snug and nestled in your coffin. wait- shit i hope you're not cremated. then i would technically be talking to dust.
this was a bad idea i'm sorry bye
sincerely,
ash
A/N: the letters will get better ok i didn't know how to start it lol