Kellin's POV
It's been exactly 5 days since Katelyn left. Honestly, I've never felt more... Free. I miss Copeland, she's been randomly calling me keeping updates on what's going on with their life without me. Obviously she doesn't know that we're broken up she thinks that we took a "Vacation" from each other. Apparently Katelyns been hanging out with my "best buddy" Beau. Note the sarcasm, I hate his guts.
I sighed and got myself out of bed. I had to get the all the papers signed today to get our make our divorce official with the government or whatever. I got dressed and headed out the door ready to get this over with.
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"So you guys are sure about this?" Asked the administrator in charge of the legal documents who name was, Dick. Yeah I may or may have not bit my tongue hard enough to make it bleed so I wouldn't burst into laughter.
"Yes. I can't stand Mr.Bostwick." Katelyn said while giving me a wicked smirk, she knows why I hate it when she calls me that, yet here she is trying to get on my nerves.
"Yeah, well I can't stand this fucking bitch next to me either." I said casually.
"Sir, please use appropriate language or else I'm going to ask you leave." Dick said sternly. I chuckled, yeah I couldn't get over his name.
"Oh? Would it be so bad if I left?" I asked rhetorically standing up.
"Kellin! Sit back down!" Katelyn sternly pleaded.
"Why so you can go and happily fuck other guys without a care in the world, or is it so you can have a clear conscience and feel like a better person?"
"You know how much this mean to me!" She said standing up.
"Yeah well you know how much I hate being called Bostwick but that still didn't stop you." I said sighing and rolling my eyes at her, I'm literally done with her shit.
"Hmm yeah well... I'd appreciated if you both sat down so we could get this done with." Dick said clearly annoyed. We both sat down and continued with the paper work until Dick spoke up with a question of his own.
"So why are you two getting divorced? Seriously. Every Couple has their fights and such but why?." Dick asked interested.
I smirked and replied, "Oh.. It's because," I leaned in and whispered loud enough that he and Katelyn could hear.
"Her breast are lopsided."
She gasped, "Kellin! You promised not to tell!"
"Yeah well Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Jeremy. Welcome to the real world, sweetheart." I smiled smugly.
"Sir! That's it I've had it with you. Would you kindly leave!" Dick said clearly having enough.
"Well actually, Dick."
"I was about to leave right now, and Katelyn call me when you want to sign these papers along discussing where Copeland will be. Until then, Adios." I said cockily, no pun intended, adding a wink and leaving that horrid place.
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Yes, this is a Kellic story😂 I just want to set up the background information I guess. Well hope you enjoyed this chapter!💫
(I've been noticing I used a lot of dialogue like jfc, I'll try to fix that issue)
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