ASSHOLE. kenma kozume.

By joanofarcswalkman

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in which kenma tweets something on the wrong account, it goes viral, and y/n sees it. ⸙ started: 27/05/2021 ⸙... More

━ ;; asshole
━ 1 ;; lol
━ 2 ;; mean bffs </3
━ 3 ;; #callyn
━ 4 ;; mc pvp?
━ 5 ;; jk
━ 6 ;; smp
━ 7 ;; the boys' tl
━ 8 ;; cake
━ 9 ;; THE PVP
━ 10 ;; chest collapsing, eyes shutting
━ 12 ;; simp license
━ 13 ;; kenmaplane
━ 14 ;; KODZUYN MEETUP?
━ 15 ;; hair dyeing stream
━ 16 ;; r u gae?
━ 17 ;; hit tweet
━ 18 ;; new pov
━ 19 ;; the talk
━ 20 ;; from parent to parent
━ 21 ;; smooch
━ 22 ;; after
━ 23 ;; epic super plan
━ 24 ;; copy
discontinuing.

━ 11 ;; kenmaraid

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CLIP #1 : CHICKENS

"where are all the fucking chickens?
i swear to god, i've been looking everywhere.
and all just for that stupid chicken machine
thing. if i don't find one in the next
10 minutes i'll give up. i'm done."

the girl looked around the map for chickens
because she wanted to make an afk chicken
farm, and first she needed a lot of eggs.

to get the eggs, she needed chickens,
and couldn't manage to find a single one
in the 15 minutes she had been searching.

"oh! look! there! egg!"

"great. now i need another
couple of stacks of eggs."

a donation popped on her screen,
and the robotic voice from the
text-to-speech could be heard.

"ameeb4 : which harry potter
book do you think is the best?"

"thank you ameeba for the dono!"

they thought for a second before answering.

"i only read until the third because
i got bored half-way on the fourth,
so the third, i guess. i'm not a big
harry potter fan, but i do know im
a ravenclaw. or a slytherin? i actually
don't know. i did the test a couple of
times and got those two so i guess
im a slytherclaw? is that a thing?"

they rambled, when on the in game
chat popped a new message.

K0DZUKEN has joined the game.

"oh, look who joined." she smirked.

a couple of minutes passed
and kenma's character was now
in front of her. she looked at her
twitch chat for a second and back at
the game.

y/n >    vc2
y/n >    vc2
y/n >    vc2
y/n >    vc2

there was a ping sound from discord indicating
someone had joined the call.

"hey babe."

"hey y- wha- did-
did you just call me babe?"
kenma stuttered, his cheeks
starting to turn pink.

"yeah, what about it?"
she lifted a brow and looked at
the chat, who was going crazy.

"no- nothing. anyway, what's-
what's up?" he tried to calm
himself. that 'babe' made him REALLY
nervous.

"awwe, are you flustered?" y/n
teased, noticing it in his voice.

"shut up." he buried his face
in his hands.

he could hear a faint laugh coming
from the other en of the
call. that laugh that made his stomach
do turns and flips. hell, it was beautiful.
he'd do whatever just to hear
that angelic sound again.

"anyway, help me, i'm looking
for chickens."
















CLIP #2 : SPORTS AND STORIES

"monnimachine._.: can you tell us a
story of when you were in school?"

"thank you monni machine for the dono!
hmm, a story? let me think. when i was
in high school i used to play soccer, so my
school team joined this tournament, right?
so in one of the last matches some girl
hit me in the stomach with a ball
and the referee didn't even punish her
or anything! and the coach didn't let me play
again after that. we ended up in third place."

"wow, i didn't know you played soccer"
kenma commented.

"yeah! it was fun, but my feet
always ended up hurting in the end
of the practices." she continued.

"i used to play volleyball, and i was
actually really good."

"really?"

"yeah! i was a setter. i've always hated
sports and things like that but kuroo
brought me with him and made
me help him practice and shit, so
i ended up joining our school team.
we even made it to nationals."

















CLIP #3 : KENMARAID

"bruh, i can't believe it took us a whole
hour to get this finished." y/n said,
looking at the chat.

"yeah, we had a bit of trouble with
the chickens."

y/n sent a discord message to kenma
asking them if they were going to keep
playing and/or starting to stream.

he said he was going to play other
game with kuroo and suna, and yes,
he was going to stream.

she told him to prepare everything to
start his stream and muted herself.

"okay chat! this everything for
today. thank you so much for
the donos, bits, and just for
being here!"

"i'm going to send you all to
ken's stream now and y'all better
go follow and sub to him cause,
he's super fun and sexy and swag.
anyway, bye! bye chat!
love you! see you all in the next
stream!"

soon, the viewers started
to flood kenma's chat.
he changed the scene from
'starting stream' to his facecam
and started his stream without knowing
what y/n had said about him.

she stayed and watched his stream too.


















heyy! hope you all are having a good
morning/afternoon/evening ^^
remember to drink water & eat !!

ps, i almost never proofread so
sorry if there are any mistakes/typos.

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