⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️
Mabel: "Imagination? Grunkle Stan, make something up! It's just like lying!"
Stan: "I cast, uh... shield of... shielding!" He rolls a 14 and a shield appears in front of Dipper and Ford.
Stan: "Ha! We're doing it!"
Probabilitor: "Shield of Shielding Reversal Spell...." He rolls dice and the shield disappears.
Mabel: "I cast: Giggle Time Bouncy Boots!" She rolls dice and boots with springs appear on Dipper and Ford.
Dipper and Ford then jump over the ogres.
Mabel: "Hot flamey sword!" A sword appears in Dipper's hands.
Mabel: "Super hot flamey sword!"
The sword gets longer. Dipper jumps over an ogre and kills it with the sword.
Ford kills the other ogre with a sword.
Probabilitor: "No! Drat you! You'll never outrun my..." He rolls dice.
Probabilitor: "Ogre-nado!" An ogre-nado chases Dipper and Ford.
Probabilitor: "It is what is sounds like!"
The ogre-nado blows Dipper's and Ford's swords away.
Mabel: "I cast: CENTAURTAUR! YAH!" She Rrlls the dice and a horse with another horse body for a head appears.
Stan: "Mabel, I am so confused and so proud right now..."
Dipper and Ford get on the centaurtaur and it runs away from the ogre-nado.
Mabel: "Go go go, Dipper go! You can do it!"
Stan and Mabel continued to cheer their team.The centaurtaur runs into a smaller room and disappears; the ogre-nado tries to follow but falls apart.
Mabel: "Yeaahh!"
Stan: "Yes!"
Probabilitor summons the Impossibeast and it picks up Dipper and Ford.
Probabilitor: "Hahaha yes! I was saving the worst for last!"
Dipper: "Oh no!"
Ford: "The Impossibeast! Hey, I thought they banned this character!"
Probabilitor: "Think again! I'm playing the controversial 1991-1992 edition!"
The Impossibeast slams Dipper and Ford against the wall; Mabel shakes the die.
Mabel: "I'll think of some weapons!"
Ford: "You don't understand. This is the most powerful monster in the game! He can only be defeated by rolling a perfect 38! But the odds of that are—"
Stan takes the die from Mabel and shakes it.
Stan: "Hey, long odds are what you want when you're a world class gambler! Alright, Stan, you can do this...Papa needs a new pair of... TWINS!" He throws the die and it lands on 38.
Probabilitor: "NOOO!"
Stan: "Sorry, nerd-wizard. All your smarts are no match for dumb luck..."
Mabel: "I cast DEATH MUFFINS!"
Muffins with dynamite sticking out of them appear in Dipper and Ford's hands; throwing them into the Impossibeast's mouth.
Impossibeast is taken by surprise explodes in muffins.
Stan: "Yes!"
Mabel: "Yeeaah!"
Dipper and Ford, holding muffins, appear next to them in their normal clothes.
Before Mabel hug her brother, [Y/N] runs past her and tackled his boyfriend in to a hug.
Mabel: "Awwwww!"
As for Grenda, she was hugging the Hot elf — who closes the rule book of the game.
Hot elf: "The game is, like, over. Excelci—whatever..."
Probabilitor then began disappearing with the game.
Probabilitor: "No! I'm returning to my own realm! I'm turning into pure math! What are the ooooodddsss??" He says before completely disappearing.
Dipper: "Grunkle Stan, that was amazing! How did you know you'd win...?" He said as he got up with the help of his lover.
Stan: "Hey, a gambler never reveals his secrets..." He picks up the die, which has gum stuck to the bottom and starts chewing some new gum.
Mabel: "Man! That was fun for ages 8 to 80! Or a million or however old you guys are!"
Stan: "Y'know, I'm sorry for making fun of your game, kiddo. Sure, it might be too nerdy for me, bust it's just the right amount of nerdy for you and my brother. If you two wanna hang out sometimes, I won't get in your way..." He said to his nephew.
Dipper: "Actually, after all that, I could use a little mindless fun..."
Grenda: "Guys! We can watch the second showing of Duck-tective! It's not too late!" She squeaks her Duck-tective toy.
⚠️Timeskip⚠️
The Mystery trio, Grenda, Stan and Soos in the living room at night watching Duck-tective.
⚠️TV.
Was now laying on a hospital bed.
Duck-tective: -I'm going to that big pond in the sky.-
Constable: "I just don't understand who shot you. The only person clever enough to defeat Duck-tective is—" He gasps
Constable: "Duck-tective!"
Duck-tective's brother throws a bedpan at Constable's head, knocking him out.
Duck-tective's brother: -Time to finish the job...TWIN BROTHER!-
Duck-tective let's a terrified quack.
Mabel: "He had a twin brother all along...?" She pours some chips on Stan.
Man: "That's the big twist we've been waiting for!?"
Grenda: "WHAT A RIP-OFF!"
Soos: "I predicted that, like, a year ago..."
· Timeskip ·
In the basement, Ford locks the infinity-sided die away and turns to his nephew.
Ford: "This'll be here if you ever need it..." He said to Dipper.
Dipper: "Really? Even though I got us into the whole game-playing mess...?"
Ford: "Eh, we both got carried away. I guess we'd both gone for awhile without a friend. Dipper, can I tell you something...?"
Dipper nods.
Ford: "You asked me earlier what I was working on. Well..." He pulls some curtain down to reveal the portal is gone.
Ford: "I dismantled the portal. An interdimensional gateway is too dangerous for the world it feeds into. That's why I was mad at Stan for using it. He saved me but, as I feared, the instability of the machine created this..."
He holds up a transparent sphere with a blob in it.
Ford: "...an interdimensional rift. I've contained it for now, but it's incredibly dangerous. Dipper, I don't want you to tell anyone about this. Not Stan, not even your sister and boyfriend. You understand...?"
Dipper: "Oh-uh, of course. Wait, you know [Y/N] and I are dating, but how!?" He freaked as he blushed.
Ford: "[Y/N] told me himself..."
Dipper: "O-Oh......"
Ford: "Now back to the topic at hand. In my time I've made many powerful enemies, but I trust you with this secret. Now get yourself to bed. I have much research to do..."
Dipper: "Goodnight, Great uncle Ford..."
Ford: "Goodnight, Dipper..." He said and puts the rift away.
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