Ed the alpha walked out of his local Tesco's, growling at the security guard named Harry styles on the way out .
o-o-o-o-o-o-oh my frickety fracking fudging holy lord Jesus hell who is that a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alpha walking out of t-t-t-t-Tesco's.....🥺🥺
"Hey there." Ed seductively growled at the 1"4 boy standing infront of him.
"H-h-h-h-h-hi there........" the small boy replied to the 9"2 boy towering over him.
"You are very hot 😈😈😈😈😈." Ed barked at the little shit.
"T-t-t-t-t-t-thank yo-" tal got interrupted buy some people
"No," they all said at once "we are BT's and Ed sheeran is ours."
Tal fishman started shitting tears. "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I thought you loved me Eddie poo......."
Ed sheeran barked at bts and they ran away in fear. "No." Ed sheeran sung "I love you and only you..."
"I'm in love with the shape of you..."