Can you guys comment if there are more than two quotes? It's for my mental and physical stability.
Leorio: What’s the worst decision you’ve made while drunk?
Y/n: Don’t mean to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
These next two were requested by Meian_Zoldyck
Shalnark: y/n what do you think?
Y/n: *not paying attention* uh I agree with feitan
Shalnark: y/n...
Shalnark: y/n feitan isn't even here.
Shizuku: man i fucking hate hisoka.
Shalnark: shizuku language, y/n is here.
Shizuku: Oh yeah my bad.
Shizuku: Man i fucking hate *covers y/n's ears* hisoka.
Illumi: okay first of all, you weren't allowed to have friends. Second, couldn't you really have chosen a better one.
Killua: i ask myself that same question everyday.
Y/n: *doing just dance in the middle of the zoldyck mansion* WhEn I wAs A yOuNg BoY mY fAtHeR-
Hisoka: Ive only had y/n for a day, but if anything happens to them, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Illumi: you can't get everyone to like you. You're not y/n.
Milluki: Not everyone likes y/n-
Illumi: Who?
Milluki: Well just not everyone lik-
Illumi: i heard you. I need names right now.
Y/N: Every time illumi hears me crying in my room he slips money under my door
Hisoka: really? Illumi tells me to shut up.
Y/N: *jokingly* I should have Chrollo kill you for that
Chrollo: *peering around the corner* Who do I need to kill?
Y/N: Wh- no, I was just kidding around
Chrollo: *pulling out his book* No, who’s bothering you?
Y/n: you're so tall what can you see up there?
Hisoka: evryones flaws.
Kurapika: Time for plan G.
Leorio: Don’t you mean plan B?
Kurapika: No, we tried plan B a long time ago, and we had to skip over place C due to technical difficulties.
Leorio: What about plan D?
Kurapika: Plan D was that desperate attempt to stalk them ten minutes ago.
Melody: What about plan E?
Gon: y/n dies in plan E.
Y/n: I like plan E
Killua: fucking snitch.
Y/n: w-what the hell did I do?
Killua: told kurapika I was with the phantom troupe
Killua: You know what they say, you can lead a horse to water-
Y/n: *nodding along* But you can’t drink the horse.