Imagine you're at a taco place eating some tacos when Robert Pattinson starts coming up to you. You start fan girling because you've always been a huge fan of his.
He sits next to you and asks you "Hey, are those tacos good?"
You say "omg omg! Hi omg yes they are soo good!! You should try some! Omg I can't believe you're even talking to me-"
Before you could say anything else he grabs your tacos and throws them in your face then yells "LOSER" flips you off and walks away.
A/n: So um- hope you enjoyed.. I thought it was funny.. yes I did write this but I did it a couple months ago and now this next chapter is going to be poems I thought were also funny but I would give my number to anyone who said them to me:)