( the tarot cards say it's not so bad )
PANDORA FAWLEY WOULD LIKE MANY THINGS TO BE KNOWN BEFORE HER STORY IS SHARED WITH THE WORLD:
1. her parents aren't death eaters! Well, they aren't death eaters anymore. They used to be but then they had sense knocked into them and now they were good. and well, dead.
2. she does not want to be living with her brother, because her brother is an alcoholic squib who resented their parents and everything Pandora lives for. She doesn't want to go into Hogsmeade every weekend to make sure she doesn't have to call the police on him because he's dying in a pool of his own vomit.
3. She didn't write the Echo because she's in love with Harry Potter! In her eyes, Harry's just a regular guy. and besides. The falling in love happened much later. She wrote the echo because the ministry is shit at dealing with things and it makes her angry.
HARRY POTTER WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A FEW THINGS CLEAR TOO, WHILE THE TOPIC IS ON THE MATTER:
1. Saying Voldemort was alive wasn't a publicity stunt! He saw him kill Cedric Diggory. He dueled him in a bloody graveyard.
2. He's not trying to get himself killed. Shocker, but he doesn't exactly choose to be in deadly situations all the time! He just wants to be a teenager and not Harry Potter: The Boy who Lived. He's so much more than that.
3. he's really fucking glad he met Pandora Fawley. He's happy that there's someone out there who really just gets him y'know? Not Harry Potter: The Boy who Lived, but just harry potter.
Maybe the fates aligned it. Maybe their stars were perfectly aligned for them to meet exactly when they needed it the most. Maybe, it was just sheer dumb luck. Maybe, for a little while, Pandora's life would stop being a fucking tragedy, and she would be able to love harry potter with everything she has.
( the blades rotate there's just no landing pad )
CAST!
witney peak pandora fawley
daniel radcliffe harry potter
ella purnel nina pike
freddie highmore darius finch
emma watson hermione granger
rupert grint ron weasley
( and better have set it but darling you're the best )
( i'm just tired of falling up the penrose steps )
DISCLAIMER!
PLEASE DO NOT put yourself at risk by reading things that may trigger you or make you uncomfortable. If any of the things on this list make you uncomfortable please approach with caution, and be warned of triggering things to certain extents:
addiction, depression, discussion of sa
character death, underage drinking,
grief, slight child abuse, minor gore,
minor descriptions of violence, etc
( i hate this feeling but i love this part )
AUTHOR'S NOTE!
ALL CREDITS to canon Harry Potter characters go to she-who-must-not-be-named. All credits to non-canon characters and the plot go to me unless I say otherwise (which is unlikely). If there is a similarity to a plot, oc, or real person you've seen elsewhere please note that it is purely coincidental. All graphics and covers are my own work (unless I specify otherwise) so please don't copy, redistribute, or save any of them without my permission.i
THIS IS a part of the hoax universe. You do not need to read any of the other fics in the series to understand, however, some characters and spoilers will appear. This also means that characters are gay asf. Ginny is a lesbian, Luna is queer, both Harry and Pandora are bi, tonks is gender-neutral, etc. if I see any comments that show any form of hate, they will be deleted and you will be immediately muted.
FOR anyone who speaks up about things that aren't right, and to those who were in love with Daniel Radcliffe when they first watched the harry potter movies
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