been a whileeeee guys. well im finally back and this train is back on da tracks choo choooooo mudafoos
Luke: hey :-)
Me: hi :-)
Luke: whatcha doinnnn
Me: nothing, I'm kind of bored
Luke: ah me too
Luke: wanna play a game?
Me: what kind of game?
Luke: hmmm idk lol
Me: dummy haha
Luke: how goes it with that girl? You never told me her name
Me: oh yeah, it's Gloria
Luke: lol
Me: what?
Luke: how old is she? I'm picturing a really old lady
Me: she is not old! She's young and pretty
Luke: ok, so where did you meet Gloria?
Me: let's talk about something else
Luke: why are you avoiding my question?
Me: I'm not
Luke: you kind of are
Me: so, I just don't want to talk about her
Luke: you never want to talk about the girls you like. I try to be nice and be a good friend, but you never open up to me. I talk to you about the girls I like
Me: are you mad at me?
Luke: no, of course I'm not
Me: ok :-(
Luke: don't be sad, I don't like when you're sad
Me: you don't?
Luke: no, it makes me sad too
Me: ok I won't be sad, because I don't want you to be sad
Luke: thank you :-)
Me: you're welcome :-)
Luke: you doing anything special tonight?
Me: no, wbu?
Luke: doubt it, I'd like to do something with you
Me: like what?
Luke: :-)
Me: what? :-)
Luke: I just want to make you smile
Me: you make me smile all the time when we text
Luke: but I want to see that smile in person, then I want to kiss it and make you smile even more
Me: are you a good kisser?
Luke: that's a pretty personal question Jordan. Idk if I'm comfortable answering
Me: but you write me stories about more inappropriate stuff, you're comfortable doing that haha
Luke: ok, I've only written you one smut. Idk I think there's another girl that may appreciate my smut more than you
Me: really? What's her name?
Luke: Liz
Me: oh that's a pretty name
Luke: lol
Me: what?
Luke: I'm kind of glad you don't know every single thing about my life, I can tease you and you won't even know. Liz is my mom
Me: oh
Me: that's a little weird Luke
Luke: I was kidding! Her name was the first one that I thought of. She's my mommy and I love her
Me: :-)
Luke: are you and your mom close?
Me: I think I may go get some ice cream. Should I get chocolate or vanilla?
Luke: um chocolate I guess
Me: okie dokie
Luke: I want to ask you something but I should probably do it in person
Me: ok, do whatever you think is best
Luke: I still want to go pick up some chicks with you
Me: oh gosh hahaha
Luke: I wrote you something
Me: can I read it?
Luke: hmm maybe
Luke: send me a picture of you and I'll let you read it
Me: what do I do in the picture?
Luke: lol smile I guess? Idk make a silly face, anything! Whatever you want, I just want to see you
Me: can it just be my hand
Luke: jordan, I've seen you before!! Why are you so nervous?
Me: I'm not really sure. I wish I was with someone so they could take the picture with me, I don't want to do it by myself
Luke: would you like to talk instead?
Me: like on the phone?
Luke: no through some cans and a string
Luke: yes sweetheart, on the phone lol
Me: I've actually always wanted to try that can thing
Luke: me too, maybe we could try together one day :-)
Me: yeah maybe. But Luke please don't be mad but I don't think I can talk on the phone right now. I'm sorry
Luke: oh, that's ok
Me: I'm sorry
Luke: it's ok
Me: are you sure?
Luke: yeah :)
Me: alright. And hey where's the nose?
Luke: whoops, here you go -
Me: there I'll add it... :-)
Luke: thank you :-)
Me: you're welcome :-) lol
Luke: so I've been reading a lot of smut lately
Me: and how does that make you feel Luke?
Me: haha I sounded like a therapist
Luke: you're silly :-P
Luke: and I feel dirty :-(
Me: that's how it makes me feel too I think
Luke: but the other guys like it, why can't I?
Luke: I shouldn't feel bad about reading it
Me: it's your choice. I only know what you've shown me but I think you may be kind of over thinking it
Luke: idk I guess I just have a guilty conscious
Luke: plus all of our fans read it and write it. It'd be weird not to enjoy it I guess
Me: you know it's basically just written p*rn
Luke: oh my god Jordan, you seriously didn't spell it out. Hahaha it's not like I'll tell on you
Me: I know, it just felt inappropriate to spell it out!!
Luke: you can be inappropriate with me
Luke: haha jk
Me: lol smut is inappropriate enough
Luke: but yeah I guess you're right, sometimes smut is better than the real stuff
Luke: I'm not saying the word because I don't want you to feel uncomfortable :-)
Me: thank you. And I wouldn't know if it's better or not haha
Luke: liar
Me: no I'm not
Luke: hm
Me: can we talk about something else? Anything else
Luke: what do you want more than anything in the world?
Me: idk
Luke: oh come on, think about it. Everyone wants something!!
Me: not me, I'm fine with what I have
Luke: ok then. I'll start naming things
Luke: a puppy
Me: no
Luke: a car
Me: I use my dad's car
Luke: ok um a vacation?
Me: no
Luke: a shopping spree??
Me: haha no Luke! I already told you I don't want anything
Luke: aw ok
Luke: wait do you want like world peace or something? Don't all girls want that?
Me: lol that would be ideal, world peace would be great actually
Luke: well besides world peace lol, that's difficult
Me: I want to be wanted
Luke: by someone other than me
Me: yeah
Luke: by a girl
Me: yeah
Luke: by Gloria
Me: sure
Luke: I'm suspicious
Me: about what?
Luke: I have the strangest feeling that you're lying to me about the girls you say you like
Luke: Jordan?
Luke: am I wrong?
Luke: please text me back
Luke: I knew I shouldn't have said anything. I'm sorry
Luke: ok text me when you're ready, I can wait
so i just want to apologize for taking a really long hiatus. thank you to everyone that was patient and left nice messages for me to come back to!! i hope everyone isn't too mad at me. i love all of you guys so much AND OH MY GOD THIS STORY ALMOST HAS 1 MILLION VIEWS.
is it juke or lordan?!?!