ASSHOLE. kenma kozume.

By 4RT333M1S

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in which kenma tweets something on the wrong account, it goes viral, and y/n sees it. ⸙ started: 27/05/2021 ⸙... More

━ ;; asshole
━ 1 ;; lol
━ 2 ;; mean bffs </3
━ 3 ;; #callyn
━ 4 ;; mc pvp?
━ 5 ;; jk
━ 6 ;; smp
━ 7 ;; the boys' tl
━ 8 ;; cake
━ 10 ;; chest collapsing, eyes shutting
━ 11 ;; kenmaraid
━ 12 ;; simp license
━ 13 ;; kenmaplane
━ 14 ;; KODZUYN MEETUP?
━ 15 ;; hair dyeing stream
━ 16 ;; r u gae?
━ 17 ;; hit tweet
━ 18 ;; new pov
━ 19 ;; the talk
━ 20 ;; from parent to parent
━ 21 ;; smooch
━ 22 ;; after
━ 23 ;; epic super plan
━ 24 ;; copy
discontinuing.

━ 9 ;; THE PVP

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"o-kay, first of all, mr. kodzuken, how are you?"
they said, leaning with their elbows on the
table and their hands holding their face.

"well, to be honest, i'm really fucking
nervous" he answered honestly, meting
out a laugh. y/n laughed too.

"dude, you have nothing to
worry about. i'm literal shit at pvp."

"if you're shit then i'm more shit! and
even worse, i made a bet with kuroo
that i'll have to dye my hair if i lose"
he put his face in his hands.

she tried to stifle her laugh but failed terribly.

"oh my god, then be ready to lose."

kuroo and suna were there too. they said
it was for "moral support", but they were
doing quite the opposite. kenma and y/n had
still 15 minutes until the duel started, and
they were putting all the pressure they could on them.

"ohhh ken~ are you ready to dye your hair?
i've actually been thinking of colours
that could look good on you and i have
quite the list. pink, green—"

"y/n, y/n, y/n, you know that
if you lose this you'll look like a
total loser? after saying you were
going to win, if you don't, that'll be
really fuckin' embarrassing. the worst
part  is that you are in front of 50k people!"

both y/n and kenma were ready
on their positions in the arena. they quickly
explained the rules. the first one to
get three kills won. both
had full iron armor, a sword, an axe,
a bow, a shield, and half a stack
of cooked porkchop.

numbers appeared in their screens,
3, 2, 1, ready? start!

both characters got close to each other
but not enough for them to be able
to hit.

y/n made the first move taking out
the axe and jumping to give
the boy's character a crit,
little stars flying out as he took
the damage.

he tried to use the shield but was a
second late. he backed up a bit
only to return and do the same to her.

kenma decided to run and hide behind
a pillar to try and fill his hunger but y/n
hit him from the back twice, the first one
a crit and the second one a normal hit,
leaving him at 3 hearts.

she immediately backed up, and
kenma, knowing that he had no chance
of actually killing her (in the video game ;D)
without dying himself first, did what he
was going to do before, eat.

he waited until his hearts
regenerated and started looking for
y/n, only to result in her sneaking up
on him and getting the kill.

y/n - 1, kenma - 0



































she smirks as her character
reappears on the starting position,
and rin cheers. her chat is cheering too,
some of them (the adults) are even
making bets through twitter, not
needed to say that they were trending
too.

numbers and words flash on the screen
again, and the second round starts.

kenma decides to start as waiting
was counterproductive last time. he gives
the first hit, this one turning into three more.
none of them were crits, but y/n lost
4 hearts still.

they immediately backed up, running
to a corner and waiting a bit for their hearts
to regenerate.

kenma took advantage of this,
running after her when he noticed and
tried to give her a crit, this one being
blocked by her shield.

she was quick to counter attack, taking
5 hearts from him and blocking
with her shield the blows that he
was delivering.

her hunger started going down
without her noticing cause she was
focused on protecting herself, giving
kenma the advantage and helping
him deliver the final blow
with his sword.

y/n - 1, kenma - 1

















the next rounds passed rather quickly,
kenma winning the third and y/n the
fourth, making them tied.

this was the final round to determine
the winner of the pvp.

3, 2, 1, ready? start!



















EPIC PVP BATTLE, Y/N
STARTS GIVING A CRIT WITH HER
SWORD ON THE BOY'S CHARACTER!

HE LOSES A COUPLE OF HEARTS
BUT DO NOT PANIC! HE IS OKAY!

HE COUNTERATTACKS WITH
A CRIT TOO ON HER! SHE LOSES
A COUPLE OF HEARTS TOO!

THEY CONTINUE DELIVERING
HITS ON EACH OTHER, THEN EATING
AND REGENERATING.

THE SCREAMS FROM THE CROWD
COULD BE HEARD IN THESE EPIC
MOMENTS.

JUST WHEN IT SEEMED LIKE NOTHING
WAS GOING TO HAPPEN....

BOOM! THE WHOLE ARENA STARTS
BLOWING UP WITH TNT FROM
THE INSIDE! BOTH START RUNNING
TO THE CORNERS, BUT IN THIS
MOMENT OF WEAKNESS,
Y/N TAKES ADVANTAGE, KILLING KENMA
ON THE SPOT TO NEXT DIE HERSELF
BY THE TNT!!!!!!

COME BACK NEXT EPISODE TO FIND OUT
WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

WILL IT BE CONSIDERED A TIE?
WILL Y/N WIN?
OR NO ONE?

THIS INFORMATION WILL REMAIN
UNKNOWN!!!!!













jk.....









"LETS FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOO!!"
she slammed her hand to her desk.
she moved from vc to the one kenma was
in.

"LETS FUCKIN' GO! HOW'S IT
FEEL TO BE A LOSER?!" was the first
thing she said as she joined.

"TECHNICALLY YOU LOST TOO!"
he screamed back.

"THAT DOESNT COUNTS! THOSE
FUCKING IDIOTS PLACED TNT!"

"IT DOES!! YOU DIED IMMEDIATELY
AFTER ME!"

both stayed silent for a couple of seconds.

"what even was the prize?" suna
asked.

"uhhh. there was no prize. just-
just the humiliation of losing"

"KENMA YOURE A FUCKING LOSER
LETS GOOOOO CHAT SPAM KEN
DYED HAIR!!!!"

















STREAM LIFE BY THE SEA!!!!












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