Gustav: every time i stay at a hotel, i take a bite out of the soap to confuse the cleaning staff
Collingwood: hey, gustav, real quick what the actual f***
Lawramce: you do realize that by actually biting a chunk of soap you are, in fact, the one losing
Carson: you guys are all just jealous that he’s brave enough to munch on the forbidden chocolate
Gustav: * holding up a soap with a bite taken out of it* i’m living
Buck: what does the forbidden chocolate taste like??
Gustav: soap
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Collingwood: lawrance won't stop hating himself no matter how much I try to help him.
Green: buck is the same way as well. I wonder how it would go if they were in the same room.
In the next room.
Lawrance: I'm just like the asdf movie everyone laughs at me.
Buck: I'm like the avatar movie everyone hates me.
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Green: hey buck
Buck: yes.
Green: i love you.
Buck: i know
Green: *hugs and kiss her*.
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Collingwood: Long live the king. *Shoves Buck from a cliff*
Buck : who's idea was this ?
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Collingwood: Hey buck get over here.
Buck: yes
Collingwood: *trows cookies at her*
Buck: yum thx
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Collingwood: lawrance
Lawrence: ya?
Collingwood: want to go on a date?
Lawrance: Am I going to get attacked by a scp agen?
Collingwood: I hope not.
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Buck : *start's crying* stop crying stop crying stop crying stop crying you need to stop crying.
Green : *is extremely worried for his gf mental health and santy*
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Collingwood: okay so let me see of i understand gustav betrayed use we are in a different dimension and we are level 2 reascher's agen.
Carson: yes.
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Buck: *brakes everything*
Carson: Do you know how to.... Anything?
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Reily: why do you guys not trust me?
Buck: It's classified.
Reily: what?!.
Collingwood: something happens like dr buck side it's classified.
Reily: but.
Carson: We got betrayed by someone who was on the ci.
Reily: 😲
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Collingwood: Lawrance
Lawrence: what?
Collingwood: stop being sad!
Lawrence: no!
Collingwood: here 999 *trows 999 at him*
Lawrence: 😄
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Buck: *sad*
Green: *hugs buck*
Buck: *happy*
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Buck: green to be honest you're my vision of 999.
Greene: aww i'm flattered.
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Carson: Why does everyone hate me?
Ramsey: *explains why she hates carson in the most happy tone ever*
Carson: *start crying*
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Buck: Is there anything that doesn’t remind you of food?!
Gustav: speaking of which I’ve already worked up a bit of an appetite
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Buck: I promised my father we wouldn’t do anything illegal.
Green: Why would you lie to your father like that???
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Collingwood: buck are you okay?
Buck: yes i haven't slept in a full 87 hours but yea i'm good.
Collingwood: ... Lawrance.
Lawrence: I haven't slept in 10 days.
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Buck: *crying*
Green: Okay whoever made my gf cry is getting impaled.
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Numita: Look, I don't care about my daughter but green if you hurt her I will kill you and make sure they never find your body.
Green: 1. I'm never going to hurt her 2. You just side you don't care about her so why are you giving me a threat?.
Numita: shut up.
Green: no
Buck: .. Did my father just treating my boyfriend?
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Green: buck ! .
Buck : yaa
Green : oh good you're okay
Buck : *confust*
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Collingwood: CARSON I HATE YOU HOW DARE YOU LET LAWRENCE ALMOST DIED!
Carson: what i just woke up like 5 seconds ago also get out of my room and apartment for the fact. Wight how do you know where I live?
Collingwood: hahaha
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Green: hey numita
Numita: ya
Green: I need to ask you something.
Numita: what is it?
Green: *punches him in the face*
Numita: WHY.
Green: YOU DESERVE IT.
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Collingwood: HEY CARSON
Carson: what?
Collingwood: I hate you.
Carson: ok.
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Numta: you're a disappointment and will never be good enguth.
Buck: yes i know
Numita; good.
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Gustav: *eating off brian chessits*
Carson: chessits oh Wight there not chessits. *throws the off brian chessits on the flour* You suck.
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Buck: I'm going to die alone.
Random cat: *licks the inside of her nose*
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Remsey: hey we should kill scp 953 it keeps escaping and it will just cause more death
O5: no