pretty girl - technoblade ✓

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IN WHICH they help eachother or IN WHICH they're opposites, but you know what they say about that. - wilbur s... Mere

THE BASICS
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thirty
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epilogue
bonus chapter one
bonus chapter two
bonus chapter 3

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dadza - philza
explosive manager - wilbur
fucking menace - tommy
pig - techno
pretty girl - thalia
momza - kristen
poopcock - tubbo
enderman - ranboo
german - niki

pretty girl
guys geo is my favorite thing in the universe but if he doesn't stop jumping in my boxes before i cwn put stuff into it im putting them in time-out

fucking menace
Boxes?

explosives manager
that's cats for you

pig
just put him in the car or something idk

pretty girl
no i love him

pig
then i don't know how to help you pretty girl

pretty girl
sigh
i'll just deal with it
i can't stay mad at geo

german
no one stays mad at their cats
its like an unwritten rule of having one

pretty girl
you're always right niki
ily

german
i love you too thalia ☺

fucking menace
Girls amirite

explosives manager
shut up toms

german
no, hes right
absolutely right

pretty girl
i love girls
girls are pretty

pig
should i be offended

german
yeah you are pretty

should i be offended
fucking menace
HELLO????

dadza
okay im finally with toms on this one
what???

pretty girl
oh we're dating

yeah you are pretty
pretty girl
SAYS YOU???

mumza
Congrats I think
Is that what you're supposed to say? BUT VERY COOL!! 😁😁

pig
thats one way to tell them
thank you for doing it thalia
otherwise it was just gonna be awkward

fucking menace
Wilbur you owe me 20 bucks
And techno you're the one making it awkward now
Nice job

explosives manager
do u have a venmo

pretty girl
wait what?
yeah mine is thaliamoore, why?
oh wait you're talking to tom

enderman
WAIT GUYS
CAN I COME VISIT YOU

fucking menace
Yes will, No ranboo
You can't meet techno before me

pretty girl
idk ask techno he knows the things!!

pig
thal i didn't know you had a venmo
you use paypal for everything
and uh probably ask your parents, but aren't you going to the UK

pretty girl
PAYPAL IS SO EASY
last time i used venmo was when i sold my feet pics
i think they may be floating around somewhere
let me find them

enderman
yeah hold on let me go ask my parents to let me meet another minecraft youtuber
vidcon 2014 all over again

poopcock
cnani change my name

explosives manager
no

dadza
no

fucking menace
no

pretty girl

pretty girl
made 20 bucks off those pups

fucking menace
DID YOU JUS5 CALL YOUR FEET PXIS PUPS

pig
i think she did, tommy.

poopcock
c9ngrays on dating brw

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@user4: omg imf omg im dead deseaced N9T BRETAHRIFN
↳@user2: use ur inhaler or something
↳@user4: you got inhaler money?

@technothepig: wow, i was there
↳@thalia.moore: really? you should've told me!!

@user05: shes not even that pretty

@user74: did she just say dream

@jason.moore: put on a shirt wtf
↳@thalia.moore: SINCE WHEN DO U HAVE INSTAGRAM LITTLE BRO???
↳@jason.moore: long before you
↳@thalia.moore: yeah right

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