•I MADE THIS UP•
one day, you were walking home from school. You unlocked your front door. You opened it up and looked around, standing in the door frame. There was a loud screeeech. Like, like a velociraptor screech. Then, you finally walked inside, closing the wooden door brings you.
You threw your bag on the couch and headed to the fridge. You opened the fridge and......
THERE WAS NO FOOD
Ashton Irwin in background with drums bahdum-tsssss