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✨ "Are you a cross dresser?" "No, why would you think that?" "Because you're wearing nail polish." ✨ More

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By derpingwithbands

Walking through a Pharmacy to buy nail polish when you're a twenty year old man isn't fun. Especially when you're met at the counter by a teenage boy.

"Do you have any clear nail polish?" I asked nervously.

"Why would you need nail polish? You're a guy."

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