Dear no one.
I need to tell you a secret.
I lied.
I never died
in fact if I'm being honest
I never even lived.
I know I know.
'Lying is bad.'
And 'What the hell do you mean?'
Am I right?
Well sorry to confuse you
I'm not going to explain.
I needed to get this off my chest
and telling it to you.
Well...
It just seemed easier.