The Marauder's Map
Harry: Hermione can y-
Hermione: WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?! I'M TRYING TO STUDY!!!!!!! SO SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Harry: *quickly says it cause he doesn't want to get hit by Hermione again* I need help.
Hermione: *did not hear Harry*
Ron: Hi guys.
Hermione: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTHS AND GIVE ME PEACE!!!!!!! *yells so loudly that the whole common room (or the school) can hear*
Harry: ...
Ron: ...
Harry: *whacks the Marauder's Map with his wand*
Ron: *shocked* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HARRY!!!!!! THAT THING IS PRICELESS!!!
Hermione: *glares at Ron*
Ron: *gulps*
Harry: *whispers to Ron* It won't go blank. That's why I asked Hermione for help but she just keeps screaming shut up.
*Ron and Harry walk away from Hermione into their domitory*
Ron: Let me try. *taps the map* Mischief managed
Map: *does not go blank*
Harry: See?
Ron: MISCHEIF MANAGED!!!!!
Map: *still won't go blank*
Hermione: *shouts from the common room* IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP RONALD WEASLEY, I SWEAR THAT I WILL GO UP THERE AND SILENCE YOU UP MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: I think she means it.
Ron: *panicking*
Ginny: *walks into their domitory I could hear you from the common room. Hermione is not in a good mood now so... yeah. You better not scream again. Why were you screaming 'Mischief managed' anyway? Can't you whisper?
Harry: Nope. It won't work either way.
Ron: Even if I scream.
Ginny: Okay...
Fred: *enters the dormitory with George*
George: We heard you screaming little brother.
Fred: Rather loud too.
Ron: The map won't go blank.
Fred: *bites lip and trys not to laugh*
George: *trys to keep face innocent*
Ginny: ... Fred... George... Don't tell me...
Harry: What are you thinking Ginny?
Ron: Please tell me this isn't a prank.
Ginny: I think it is.
Harry *glares at the twins* SPILL!!!!!
Fred: We might have switched the real map...
George: With a fake one...
Fred: That we enchanted...
Harry: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU PUT MY DAD'S MAP THEN?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!
Fred: I think we should run now
George: Yep.
Harry: YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!!! 😠😠😠
Fred: *runs out of the room*
George: *follows Fred*
Harry: *chases them*
Ginny: Um...
Ron: This is gonna be fun!
Hermione: What just happened? I saw the twins getting chased by Harry.
Ginny: I'll tell you another time.
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I hoped you have enjoyed it so far. I came up with this during class. I was too bored (I hope my teacher does not see this...) Honestly, I think this is not really that funny. tell me what you think.
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