_Seoul, outdoor café, 8.45am_
Jennie-
''you gotta be kidding me? why are working with these guys? we can do it in our own...''
Rosé-
''I hope those guys are cute,''
Jisoo-
''Rose, this just an official mission, we are not gonna fall in love with anybody, after finishing this, we just like...GET LOST!''
Rose-
''yeah I know, but what if they do look cute? anyone?''
Lisa-
''Rose, c'mon, i don't think that they even like to work with us...''
(meanwhile)
Jungkook-
''Namjoon, Please! I don't wanna go! I might pee in my pants!''
Namjoon-
"JK, don't be a kid, even your mom is women, what's the big deal?!''
Jungkook-
''I'm just shy, ok?''
Jin-
"don't worry, you are not alone man, we are with you, who knows? after we met them, you'll be ok,''
Jimin-
''um...did anyone see Yoongi?''
Jin-
''he's in front, with a damn paper bag on his head,''
Jimin-
''with a what?''
Jin-
''go and see for yourself,''
Jimin-
''Yoongi...Yoon...yo what the...what is wrong with you? put that thing down!''
Yoongi-
''aahhh!''
Jimin-
''what?!''
Yoongi-
''I don't wanna do this,''
Jimin-
''yeah, I know, none of us want to do it with them,''
Yoongi-
"Jin and Namjoon looks good... I mean look at them, they don't even care,''
Jimin-
''those two are always working alike... I don't know whether they actually like this or...nevermind, Just you know... this is just a offical meeting, something related to our service, so don't take it personally,''
Yoongi-
''yeah you are right, this is not personal anyway,''
(car horn)
Hobi-
"get in,''
Namjoon-
"it's Tae and Hobi, we gotta go, Jungkook, come on...''
Jin-
''hey Tae, where's Mr. Shang?''
Taehyung-
''He said he's already on the way, we gotta go now,''
(back at the outdoor cafe, 8:58 am)
Jennie-
''it's nearly 9, if those men didn't come at time, seriously I quit,"
Jisoo-
''wait, Jennie, you can't just quit?!''
Jennie-
''why cannot I?''
Mr. Shang-
''Good morning ladies!''
Rose-
''oh Mr. Shang, Good morning!''
Mr. Shang-
''so where are the boys... oh there they are,''
Jungkook-
''Namjoon, can I hold you hand? I feel dizzy now,''
Namjoon-
''um, sure,''
Taehyung (Jealous)-
''why is he holding your hand? he can hold mine,''
Jungkook-
"sorry Tae, but your hands are freezing, it'll just chill me to death,''
Hobi-
''alright I see Mr. Shang over there and 4 girls,''
Jimin-
''they must be Blackpink gang, damn! they are pretty,''
Yoongi (in anger)-
"Jimin, shut up...''
Jin-
''nah, I don't care about them, I'm hungry I wanna eat something,''
Namjoon-
''but you just ate a fricking banana while we were arriving,''
Jin-
''do you really think that a dumb banana can fill my stomach?''
Jimin-
"Jin hyung, don't be rude for what you already ate...''
Hobi-
''yeah make sense, that a banana can't fill a stomach of an ox with a ugly ass...''
Jin-
"WHAT'D YOU SAY TO ME?!''
Namjoon-
''all of you.. STOP!''
Taehyung (murmur)-
''can't believe a doctor that eat to much..."
Jin-
''Joonie, he started all of these!''
Yoongi-
"whoa, whoa, wait a sec... Joonie?!''
Namjoon-
''shut up...''
Jungkook-
''Jin Hyung, Joon Hyung, we need to talk about this...''
(meanwhile Jungkook's mind)
Namjoon (ignores Jungkook)-
"alright boys sh... Jungkook take your hand, look tough...''
Mr. Shang-
"good morning boys! boys, this Jisoo, Jennie, Rose and Lisa, The Blackpink gang.''
Yoongi-
''so what?''
Namjoon-
''Yoongi, sh... nice to meet you ladies,"
Mr. Shang-
"Girls, this is Namjoon, Jin, Yoongi, Hoseok, Jimin, Taehyung and Jungkook, the Bangtan gang,''
Jennie-
''huh, I don't know who is Yoongi is, but Yoongi is more like Ungi,''
Lisa-
''Jennie sh...''
Jisoo-
"nice to meet you,''
Mr. Shang-
''boys , take a seat,''
''so when speaking about the mission, you all know the basic stuff right?''
Taehyung-
"yeah, you told it us yesterday,''
Mr. Shang-
"well we found out that where the passcodes are...''
Jennie-
"yeah you told us that there are somewhere else in Euro...''
Mr. Shang-
"Paris, Rome and Barcelona,''
Jin-
''wait, you found it?''
Jimin-
''when?''
Mr. Shang-
''Yesterday, right after your meeting, our spies found the locations, it's confirmed.''
Lisa-
''hey wait! you said that Hymonto had a racing company right?"
Mr. Shang-
"yes Lisa,''
Lisa-
''well, check this...''
(she showed her phone to the rest of them,)
Jungkook-
''11th July? Which is upcoming Wednesday!''
Hobi-
''Heck yeah...''
Taehyung-
''maybe she's having the race because the passcodes are in Paris, not to be an honor for her husband, what a witch!''
Mr. Shang-
''but the point is, there's more than 1 passcode in Paris...there are three.''
Namjoon-
"three?!''
Mr. Shang-
''yeah, and one each in Barcelona and Rome.''
Jin-
''three in Paris? Huh, big deal!''
Jisoo-
''maybe one passcode is in the place where this race fiesta is held, what's the place again?''
Lisa-
''LuisFanó? Yeah, LuisFanó racing complex,''
Rosé-
''what about the other two passcodes?''
Mr. Shang-
''Alright kids, get ready to fly to Paris, today 7pm. I already booked you tickets, so just pack and come, I'll meet you at the airport in 6.45pm. so you people like...you know like...get to know each other, me and my crew will get dismissed.''
(people who were in the café and Mr. Shang just dismissed)
Jimin-
''did he just leave?''
Yoongi-
''dude left with his other dudes,''
(the boys turned at the girls)
Namjoon-
''so Blackpink, nice to meet you, as Mr. Shang told you, we are the Bangtan gang, I'm Namjoon, the leader,''
Jisoo-
''hi Namjoon! I'm Jisoo the oldest and the leader, who are the members in your gang? I mean we know the names but not who are they,''
(Jin suddenly got up enthusiastically)
Yoongi-
''what the...''
Jin-
''hi I'm Jin, I'm the oldest and the WORLDWIDE HANDSOME you know?''
Jisoo-
''uh...''
Namjoon-
"oh boy...''
Jimin-
''not that ranting again,''
Jisoo-
''um... nice to meet you Jin,''
Jennie-
''I'm sorry to interrupt, but which one of you is ungi...I mean Yoongi,''
Jisoo-
''Jennie, don't be rude,''
Yoongi (Savage)-
''That's me bitch!''
Jennie-
''I'm sorry, did you just called me bitch!?''
Yoongi-
''oh yeah, I see that you can hear well, yes I did call you bitch like you called me Ungi, why? Do you wanna hear more?''
Namjoon-
''Yoongi, c'mon man! calm down.''
Jisoo-
''Jennie stop...''
Yoongi-
"oh, so you are Jennie?''
Jennie-
''yeah...''
Jimin-
''Yoongi don't...
Yoongi-
''Nice to meet you, as you said I'm Yoongi,''
Jimin-
''what just happened?''
Namjoon-
''I don't know,''
Jimin-
''whatever, anyway, let me guess your name, are you Rosé?''
Rosé (shyly)-
''yeah it's me.''
Jimin-
''hi, I'm Jimin, nice to meet you all.''
Jisoo-
''hi Jimin.''
Hobi-
''I'm Hoseok, Jung Hoseok, you can call me Hobi,''
Rosé-
''Hobi, that's a cool name.''
(silence)
Jisoo-
''um...who are those two?''
Namjoon-
''um? Who...oh god...''
(JK and Tae were watching videos of goats screaming, they ignored that everyone was staring at them)
Hobi-
''well, that guy who is holding the phone Taehyung, call him Tae. And the other one is Jungkook, call him JK, he's the youngest,''
Jungkook (still focused on the phone)-
''hey,''
Taehyung (same as JK)-
'' SUP!''
Namjoon (feels ashamed)-
''urgh...''
Lisa-
''Well, I guess I'm the last, I'm Lalisa, call me Lisa, I'm the youngest in this gang.''
Namjoon-
''how old are you Lisa?"
Lisa-
''24?''
Namjoon-
''oh wait, JK, this girl is your age,''
Jungkook-
''oh, which one?''
Namjoon-
''Lisa, the one with Bangs.''
Jungkook-
''oh ok, wait, WHAT?''
Namjoon-
''I think we are done introducing ourselves,''
Jisoo-
''Yeah, so do we...oh wait, just to know, are you guys good at anything else except these fighting and mission stuff?''
Hobi-
''Jin no...''
Jin-
''I'm good at dad jokes you know?''
Taehyung-
''dang it!''
Jungkook-
''not again,''
Jisoo-
''You are? Can you like make up a dad joke right now?''
Jin-
''of course, this brain is a hard disk of dad jokes...ok (ahem)
''do you know what happened to the pregnant woman who got frightened by the bear at the zoo?''
Jisoo-
''um...no, did she died?''
Yoongi-
''yes she died,''
Jin-
''her baby was born in bare feet!''
(laugh)
Jisoo-
''oh my goodness! (laughs)
''wait I have one for you...''
''son asks from his father, 'dad, this magazine says that my birth stone is the ruby, what is yours?'...''
Jin-
''dad answered, 'a grindstone'!''
Jisoo-
''hell yeah!''
(both of them laughed)
Namjoon-
''unbelievable...''
Jimin-
''um...guys? Can you remember what Mr. Shang said last time?''
Hobi-
''well he said that he booked some tickets for us to fly Paris toda... WAIT, WHAT?''
Taehyung-
''IS IT TODAY?!''
Namjoon-
''hell yes! Today 7pm, we have to pack! I can't even remember where's my suitcase is...''
Jin-
''then WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?! LET'S GO AND PACK! DAMN!!!''