STARRING
has some weird baby kink idek
getting emotional and can't wait to be an uncle
earned a new fav hobby of memorizing dictionaries
the only human to ever use logic (someone save him pls)
is apparently pregnant
doesn't even know why he's in this GC anymore
"go hospital pls"
and y/n that has a problem with everyone's breathing and life itself and wants to throw herself off a flucking clif-
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Jimbubbles
Greetings homo sapiens
seen by taeriffic, JeonCena, jooniversal and 4 others
Jimbubbles
Was everyone just seemingly unbothered to retaliate against my existence?
Jimbubbles
how impertinent.
Jimbubbles
insolent.
Jimbubbles
contumelious.
Jimbubbles
malapert.
sillyseokjin
Yoongi man you gotta take away that dick from him
Sugass
???
sillyseokjin
*dictionary. My bad
Jimbubbles
Seems like you obligate the dictionary more than I do, Hyung.
jooniversal
Jimin there are bigger problems in this world than you being ignored.
YOU
bigger than yourself, I must add.
Jimbubbles
relinquish me a peculiar exemplification
taeriffic
pecular exe wutt
jooniversal
He says to give him a specific example
hamhopeburger
GUYS I THINK IM PREGNANT
jooniversal
well that's one example for you
sillyseokjin
lmao what
hamhopeburger
IM NOT MESSING
hamhopeburger
I'VE BEEN THROWING UP SINCE THE AFTERNOON
Jimbubbles
So you are the individual accountable for me almost wetting my pants.
One can attempt to throw up faster.
YOU
One can attempt to grow up faster too. u clearly didn't
Jimbubbles
kindly seal your mouth 🤗
YOU
I'm typing dumbass
YOU
And here I thought reading thesauruses increases IQ
Sugass
Don't be including him in your emotional roallercoasteric day
YOU
first - that phrase doesn't make sense
YOU
second - he doesn't meet the height requirements to
be riding my "emotional rollercoasteric" day.
jooniversal
she's learned way too much from Yoongi Hyung
hamhopeburger
GUYSS?
taeriffic
whats up hyungie
hamhopeburger
IM GONNA HAVE A BABYY
JeonCena
did someone say baby
taeriffic
WAIT A BABYYY? HYUNG WE'RE GONNA BE UNCLES?!
hamhopeburger
YESS
sillyseokjin
Is it even possible for a guy to get pregnant?
Jimbubbles
Indeed, it's attainable for men to become pregnant and
give nativity to children of their own. In fact, it's more
conventional than you might devout.
jooniversal
You sure it's not just diarrhea
YOU
The only diarrhea here is the one coming out of
Jimin's mouth
Jimbubbles
*gallantly uprears middle finger*
taeriffic
OMGGG
taeriffic
we're gonna have a lil hobi running around
the dorm
JeonCena
Baby butts are soft
taeriffic
taeriffic
IMAGINEEE
sillyseokjin
You should go to the doctor before making assumptions
Jimbubbles
Yes, the menaces of male pregnancy are dwarfish
YOU
Like you
YOU
Also, you're only discouraging about it because you're
scared to wake up one day and find out the baby is
taller than you
Jimbubbles
Why are you darting my existence?
YOU
I'm not. It's too small to be darted.
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Sugass
This is Namjoon's face rn lol
sillyseokjin
LOL
jooniversal
What, I'm just contemplating why one says to be
pregnant but the other is acting pregnant
YOU
Did you just state I'm acting pregnant?
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sillyseokjin
HAHAHA YOU SCARED HIM AWAY
JeonCena
Are we still having babies for dinner?
JeonCena
Wait no that came out wrong
hamhopeburger
OMGGG I FEEL IT MOVINGG
YOU
Hobi it's probably just the uncooked potatoes Jin
made us eat last night
sillyseokjin
I wasn't gonna waste them
YOU
Then cook em properly in the first place?
sillyseokjin
YAH THERES CHILDREN IN THE WORLD THAT
DON'T GET TO EAT ANYTHING AT LEAST I
DON'T LET YOU ALL STARVE TO DEATH
BUT NO HOW ABOUT YOU COOK FOR YOURSELF
NEXT TIME
YOU
I will
YOU
It's better than questioning my fertility later
taeriffic
OMG HYUNGGG
taeriffic
WE HAVE TO GO BABY CLOTHES SHOPPING
taeriffic
WHAT ARE WE GONNA NAME ITTT
JeonCena
Is it a baby boi or babygorl 🥵
Sugass
I knew you were a creep
Sugass
But just today figured out you are a child molester
too
JeonCena
Just asking the gender Hyung 🙄
hamhopeburger
IM GONNA NAME IT SPRITE
YOU
wtf
JeonCena
Does that mean it's drinkable?
YOU
wtf ²
Sugass
One thing for sure Hoseok, keep your kid away
from Jungkook
hamhopeburger
I'M GONNA CRY I STILL FEEL IT MOVING
hamhopeburger
MY CHILD IS A DANCER LIKE ME
hamhopeburger
I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO EGO AND I CAN FEEL IT DOING MY
CHOREO IN MY BELLY
YOU
wtf ³
sillyseokjin
go hospital pls
Sugass
I just figured shit out.
Sugass
There are 6 cans of sprite and 9 banana peels in
the kitchen bin.
Sugass
Hoseok, Do you have an IQ higher than 2?
hamhopeburger
yes, why do u ask
sillyseokjin
WHO DOESN'T KNOW THAT BANANA AND SPRITE
MAKES YOU THROW UP
taeriffic
It does? 😯
YOU
jooniversal has joined the chat
jooniversal
guys I think I know why he's throwing up
Sugass
yeah we know Namjoon
jooniversal
oh
hamhopeburger
Wait what
hamhopeburger
So I'm not pregnant?
jooniversal
No it's just the reaction, the two nutrients mix and
cause the stomach to expand, which is what
causes the vomit. It could be the amount of sugar
in the banana that is too high, the gas in the drink,
or the combination of the two.
sillyseokjin
Scientific explanation wasn't needed but okay
hamhopeburger has left the chat to cry
taeriffic has left the chat to cry along
JeonCena
So no babies?
Sugass
No
JeonCena has left the chat to buy babies off amazon
YOU
I've lost faith in humanity.
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Anyone else having a baby fever?
FOOKEN
🥰🥰🥰
CYUTE