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By -potatocorn

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⋆ ˚✧༺♥︎༻✧˚ ⋆





HOOTERS AND MEOWERS
〔09:18㏘ 〕



Tetsubro💪 added Mona Lisa🖼✨ to the group

Brokuto💪
hiiii r u their manager :D

Tetsubro💪
bro r u an idiot, i literally just
told u

Mastah none✨
u mean the one bokuto almost
killed

Russian blu😸
y/n-san might still be holding
grudges to fukurodani's catpain
>:0

Russian blu😸
*captain

Nyaku😾
lev u should've known better
that she's not like that kind
of person

Brokuto💪
huh? bUT I ALREADY SAID SORRY
THO???

Brokuto💪
is my sorry not enough?😟

Brokuto💪
manager-san r u mad at me???
i'm sorry :((

Mona Lisa🖼
phon blowing up wat this

Mona Lisa🖼
oh

Mona Lisa🖼
i'm not mad???

Kyanmeow🐈
kuro u interrupted us. i almost
blow off her mind since i'm abt
to finish her off

Tetsubro💪
aHKhsksb if u don't mind me asking,
where r u and what do you mean by
blowinh her mind at NIGHT sIR

Mona Lisa🖼✨
uh, we're just playing mini
militia? wanna join?

Kyanmeow🐈
i'm literally laying in my bed at home

Kyanmeow🐈
and i'm already on a winning
streak by blowing her head off
and u ruined it, kuro

Tetsubro💪
oH

Tetsubro💪
im sorry

Tetsubro💪
and umm that's great, keep it
up kenma

Tetsubro💪
uh and no thanks y/n

Shoehei
👀👀

Yummymoto
ASFSJDL kuroo-san whatev ur
thinking DAS GROSS😵

Yummymoto
also, hi y/n-san😶😶😶

Nyaku😾
KUROO UR BRAIN IS

Tetsubro💪
stfu, how will u two know
that's what i thought if you didn't
thought abt it too?!

Russian blu😸
hiiiii yYyY/nNnN-sAaaAnn
ヾ(='ω´=)ノ

Yummymoto
ewZ he still uses kaomojis😵

Mona Lisa🖼✨
btw hi guyss (˵◝  ͜  ◜˵)

Yummymoto
i take my words back. kaomojis
are awesome af ( ˘̴ ʖ̫ ˘̴ )♡♡♡

Lomi
ahem s1/\/\p ahEM

Brokuto💪
ur y/n right?? bro tells me abt u a lot!

Mona Lisa🖼✨
yeah, and ur bokuto. fukurodani's
captain and one of japan's
top five aces

Brokuto💪
hey hey hey!!!
DAS MEEE!!! ᕙ(・ิᴗ・ิ)ᕗ

Mastah none✨
pls stop complimenting him,
ur inflating his head further

Brokuto💪
ur so mean! manager-san is just
being nice and saiding the truth!

Mastah none✨
i―

Mastah none
whAt

Brokuto💪
saiding the truth

Tetsubro💪
sir, wtf even is saiding

GhAAshi
bokuto-san for the umpteenth
time, we already went through
your grammar...

Lomi
^the disappointment akaashi
radiates

Kyanmeow🐈
i literally choked over nothing after
i read that

Shoehei
lamaw

Brokuto💪
hey! that's auto coreection's fault!
right akaashi?!

GhAAshi
yes bokuto-san. whatever you say

GhAAshi
y/n-san, rendón-san said he needs
you to check the stocks in the
inventory

GhAAshi
food deliveries are coming by the
weekend and he wants you to
receive it

Mona Lisa🖼✨
sure, i'll get the inventory
checking done tomorrow

Kyanmeow🐈 added Rezu to the
group

Yummymoto
ASHSLDJDLLSJS

Yummymoto
KYANMA WHAT THE FUCKKSGSJAH

Yummymoto
WHY IS THAT GAY SIMPLETON HERE

Kyanmeow🐈
idk to add some spice ig

Mona Lisa🖼
u called upon rezu bRO

Rezu
i have been summoned

Rezu
I. AM. HEREEEEE!!!!!!!!

Mona Lisa🖼✨ changed Rezu's name to Brozu💛

Mona Lisa🖼
bro❤

Brozu💛
BROOOOOOO💛💛💛

Brozu💛
bro have u eaten ur dinner yettt
(ㅅ˙³˙)♡

Mona Lisa🖼✨
not yet brooo (ˊ˘ˋ*)
wby??

Brozu💛
im eating chili con carne rnnn
btw, eat ur meal on time aight??
(✿´ ꒳ ' )

Mona Lisa🖼✨
kk eat well ヾ(。・ω・。)

Tetsubro💪
ngl im lowkey jealous cuz you 2
are wholesome af

Tetsubro💪
us too bo

Brokuto💪
right!!

Tetsubro💪
BROOOOOOO

Brokuto💪
BROOOOOOO

Tetsubro💪
EAT MEAT WELL ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧)

Brokuto💪
EAT FISH WELL ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ✧

Tetsubro💪
UR MY WORLD AND THE AIR I
BREATH AND WITHOUT U IM
NONEXISTENT AND ALWAYS
REMEMBER THAT I LOVE YOU
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Brokuto💪
I LOVE YOU TOO BRO AND U WILL
ALWAYS BE MY UNIVERSE AND
MY EVERYTHING❤❤❤❤❤❤
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Nyaku😾
istg i can hear u yelling that cringe
shit

Lomi
so much hearts

Russian blu😸
it's their gay thing!

Mastah none✨
and here i thought that ur manager
is quiet...

Yummymoto
she is, untiL THAT LESBIAN PRICK
RUINED EVERYTHING

Brozu💛
i did no such thing u hopeless
romantic asswipe. i only strengthen
our bond and 🌠franship🌠

Brozu💛
pls do commit self-fuck tora. i will
only self-unfuck u if u finally let me
marry my soulmate😇💖💖

Yummymoto
ewwzies, over my dead body u
✨dEsgusthAnG✨ gay ass
simp😁🖕

GhAAshi
idk what's happening, but i just
wanna remind you that exams
are only 5 days away

Mona Lisa🖼✨
oh, right

Mona Lisa🖼
shouldn't u guys hit the books
now?

Nyaku😾
that's what i'm doing rn actually

Shoehei
same

Kyanmeow🐈
eh, i can do that later

Brozu💛
idc i'm procrastinating😌💅💅

Yummymoto
^and u fucker expect me to let u
have my sister's hand? nO bItCh
nUh-uH

Brozu💛
nvm! i'll get my notes now so i can
ace the test, and prepare for my
better future with my future wife💖
in fact, i'm omw to fetch more
books at the library too😀

Yummymoto

Tetsubro💪
wbu y/n? ur studying too?

Mona Lisa🖼
yep, just taking a 10 min break rn
before i resume again

Tetsubro💪
btw, dyk? studying 30-50 minutes
with 10 minutes interval is the
best way for the brain to retain
information💡

Mona Lisa🖼✨
exactly my point👍👍

Brokuto💪
exams are in 5 days??? why didn't
i know thatttt??????

Russian blu😸
i didn't know too!!!

Nyaku😾
then what r you two waiting for?
start reviewing your notes😐

Brokuto💪
but i don't have any😢😢😢😢

Mastah none
wow, big shocker there

GhAAshi
bokuto-san, what are you doing in
class lectures? and why don't you
ask anyone from your class to let
you copy theirs?

Brokuto💪
it's super boringgg so, i just doodle
on the back of my notebook and
no one don't wanna let me borrow
their notes😢😢

Mona Lisa🖼✨
wbu lev

Russian blu😸
i don't understand my notes at all😣

Nyaku😾
apparently, he have a doctor's
handwriting

Nyaku😾
it's getting on my nerves that's why
i gave up long ago on tutoring him

Brozu💛
^#stressedmomlife

Nyaku😾
shut the hell up rezu

Brozu💛
🙊🙊

Yummymoto
HAH SERVES U RIGHT!!!!🖕

Nyaku😾
you too yamamoto!

Yummymoto
sorry...

Mona Lisa🖼✨
oh...

Mona Lisa🖼✨
dw we still have a few days to
spare. bring all ur textbook
and i'll help u review every after
practice starting tomorrow

Kyanmeow🐈
don't u have work after school?

GhAAshi
rendón-san will look for you

Mona Lisa🖼✨
crap, i forgot

Mona Lisa🖼✨
ig every lunch break will do. just
meet me in my room after my last
morning class, is that ok?

Russian blu😸
omgGg tysm y/n-saannn!!!😃💕

Yummymoto
nO FAIRR!!! I WANNA STUDY
AND HAVE A LUNCH DATE
WITH Y/N-SAN TOO!!!!!!!

Yummymoto
OI U HALF RUSSUAN PRICK
SONT BE SELGISH!!!!!! I KONW U
JUST WANNA HOG Y/N-SAN ALL
TO URSELF

Mona Lisa🖼✨
tora, u r welcome to join us ykr?

Yummymoto
rlly?😳😶

Brokuto💪
but what abt me y/n-san...???😢

Mastah none✨
dUdE have a shame, their manager
doesn't even know ur dumbass

GhAAshi
bokuto-san, it's your fault for
not being responsible enough
to take notes in class

Tetsubro💪
srry for failing as ur bro, but i can't
do anything bc i'm from a college
prep class😔

Lomi
guess u have to say goodbye to
training camp now

Mastah none✨
say byE-bYe trAinInG cAmP

Brokuto💪
NOOooOoO I DON'T WANNA
😭😭😭😭😭

Brokuto💪
I WANNA GO IN TRAINING CAMP
AND PLAY VOLLEYBALL ;(((

Mona Lisa🖼
u can use textbooks as an
alternative tho? if ever u
struggle on understanding
something, ig u can ask us
here

Brokuto💪
woah, ur right manager-san!!!

Brokuto💪
brOOOO UR MANAGER-SAN IS SO
KIND AND A GENIUS >:0

Mona Lisa🖼✨
that's flattering, but i'm not genius
it's just a simple advice to help u

Mastah none✨
ngl, i think she sounds much
better than yukie who's only good at
hogging all the snacks to herself😐

Yummymoto
what can i say, that's our y/n-san
for you😌😍💞

Brozu💛
but yukie is a bae tho...🙁💕

Tetsubro💪
i told u bro. she even made the
snake bastard 😏✨speechless✨😏

Kyanma🐈
nohebi's captain...?

Tetsubro💪
yep, u should've seen it yesterday
kenma

Brozu💛
d00ds, stop ittt. yk how y/n gets
flustered when she get compliments✌

Brozu💛
ur making da lil babey blushhh oUo

Brokuto💪
but i'm just telling the truth that ur
manager-san is so sweet! nee-chan
told me to always be honest! (; ・'д・´)

Tetsubro💪
and wholesome too―

Russian blu😸
*le GASP*

Brokuto💪
*gAAhSP*

Tetsubro💪
*gAASPu*

Brokuto💪
😃

Tetsubro💪
😃

Russian blu😸
😃

Kyanmeow🐈
i beg of you, pls don't start si―

Brokuto💪
SHE COVERED UP NICE WITH HER
SKIRT LONG!

Nyaku
good god, here we go again

Brozu💛
my jammm😍

Tetsubro💪
J.C PENNY'S SHOES GOT THEM J'S
ON!

Brokuto💪
ᵒʷ!

Russian blu😸
IF U WERE MY GIRL U KNOW WHAT
I'D DO! SHOW U A BUNCH OF
KINDNESS AND I'LL ✨RESPECT✨ U!

Yummymoto
#respectwhamenandstany/n-san❤

Brozu💛
good morals and smarts send her
my way!

Tetsubro💪
DON'T NEED DOUBLE D'S, I WANT
STRAIGHT A'S!

Russian blu😸
it's a good girl i'll be scoring!

Tetsubro💪
SLAM DUNK

Brokuto💪
MICHAEL JACKSON!

GhAAshi
what?

Kyanmeow🐈
i already stopped questioning how
their brains work at some point...

Russian blu😸
I'LL OPEN YOUR DOOR TILL THE
DAY I DIE, TAKE MY JACKET ANYTIME

Brozu💛
TELL ME ALL UR SECRETS AND I'LL
KEEP THEM LOCKED DOWN DEEP
INSIDE

Tetsubro💪
when you need a shoulder tissue, I
GOT THIS!

Brokuto💪
i volunteer as tribute, KATNISS!

Mona Lisa🖼
heya, slr i had to use bathroom
what did i miss?

Mona Lisa🖼✨
...

Mona Lisa🖼✨
what's happening?

Shoehei
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nyaku😾
just another one of their stupid
shenanigans where they purposely
lose their brain cells

Mastah none✨
wanna sit on my couch with u tonight
3 feet apart sipping diet spryte~

GhAAshi
why are you joining them

Nyaku😾
konoha NOT YOU TOO

Mastah none✨
i'm sorry BUT IT'S SO CATCHY

Kyanmeow🐈
the number of normal, mentally sane
people are slowly decreasing

Yummymoto
until curfew we can watch full house,
all i really want is sweet wholesome
gal!

Brozu💛
SWG!

Lomi
SWG!

Yummymoto
SWG!

Tetsubro💪
SWEET WHOLESOME GAL ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)

Russian blu😸
SWG!

Mastah none✨
SWG!

Shoehei
SWG!

Brokuto💪
SWEET WHOLESOME GAL (˵・ิ ͜ʖ・ิ˵)

Mastah none✨
lmao it looks exactly like you―

Mona Lisa🖼✨
oohhh, i just get that it's a
song chain

Mona Lisa🖼✨
btw great song choice lol😆

Russian blu😸
AND BABY I JUST GOTTA LET YOU
KNOW WHEN YOU SMILE LIKE THAT
MAKES ME WANNA TAKE YOU HOME!

Tetsubro💪
ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵒᵐᵉ!

Shoehei
ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵒᵐᵉ!

Brokuto💪
INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FOLKS, AND
WE CAN HOLD HANDS AT THE
DINNER TABLE

Russian blu😸
LEGOS!

Yummymoto
AND I LOVE TO WATCH YOU BACK IT
UP AND DRIVE IT!

Brozu💛
HANDS TEN AND TWO, BUCKLED IN
MY GIRL SURVIVING!

Kyanmeow🐈
u guys done yet?

Nyaku😾
just let them be. they'll calm down
eventually

Mastah none✨
5 UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT, DRIVING
WITH BOTH FEET!

Lomi
YEAH, SHE BE SWITCHING LANES
BUT NEVER MISS A BLINK!

Tetsubro💪
BUT SHE ALSO GOT A DANGEROUS
SIDE YOU'LL COME TO SEE! EYES
CLOSED, HEAD BOBBIN', WHEN
SHE ON REZU!

Russian blu😸
U KNOW REZU, UR BESTIE FROM
DOWN THE STREET!

Mona Lisa🖼✨
her name's on the song?

Brozu💛
w8 wtff my name's on the song?!
man, idk that, bUT THAT'S SO SICK!

Brokuto💪
MAN I LOVE THAT GIRL, SHE'S ALSO
A SWG!

Brozu💛
sorry, i love emilia🙃

Yummymoto
good, now stay THE FUCK away
from my sister😀

Brozu💛
uhm, nO❤

Brozu💛
but speaking of my soon to be bb...

Brozu💛
y/nnnn look what i found on
akane's igggg òwó😋😋

Brozu💛
so fackening cute uwU💓💕💖

Russian blu😸
alisa and akane went out
together???

Russian blu😸
y didn't i know that?????

Yummymoto
DELETE THAT YOU GAY STALKER

Mona Lisa🖼✨
my kokoro is palpitating uwu
💘💓💕💖💗💞💟❣

Mona Lisa🖼✨ saved a photo

Mona Lisa🖼✨
new wallpaper is 💖😌s e t😌💖

Brozu💛
mine was already set😋💓

Tetsubro💪
oh, umm...

Brokuto💪
GUESS WHO ARE V SWEET &
WHOLESOOOMEEE????

Tetsubro💪 changed Mona Lisa🖼✨'s name to SWG🖼❤

Tetsubro💪 changed Brozu💛's name to SWG2💛

Tetsubro💪
it's―

SWG🖼❤
alisa💘

SWG2💛
AKANEEE💓💞

Brokuto💪
why are they like that???

GhAAshi
bokuto-san...

Kyanmeow🐈
because they're lesbians

Brokuto💪
oh

Brokuto💪
...

Brokuto💪
i thought they're japanese???








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