ғᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sɪɴɴᴇᴅ
Lucas:
I bought a turtle😀
Kun:
umm... what..?
Jisung:
what about me?
I thought I was your mouse?
Jaemin:
you can be my mouse jisungie❤️❤️❤️
Jisung:
Do you have sunflower seeds?
Jaemin:
no...
but I can buy you some🙂
Jisung:
swag
Haechan:
name the turtle pong
Lucas:
why pong?
Haechan:
cuz in tagalog turtle is Pagong, take out the A and G then you get Pong
Renjun:
when did you even learn Tagalog?
Haechan:
since....
Laik
idunno
Renjun:
....
Lucas:
Pong....
that sounds cute❤️❤️
i was going to name it Lucas II
but pong sounds more reasonable
Kun:
Lucas II?
really?
Shotaro:
I still haven't forgiven you for kidnapping me you bean pole
Lucas:
but we know each other so no biggie😊
Shotaro:
It is!
I was scared!(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
Winwin:
aww.. was taro scared?
Yuta:
Taro chan can have all the cuddles later then☺️😚
Renjun:
just wait, I'll give you the best cuddles anyone can have😉😊
Shotaro:
😳😊
Ten:
how are they so adorable...
Mark:
I thought brothers would beat eachother up?
Shotaro:
Well I was adopted
just last year
Yuta:
and I licked him😁
I mean picked
Ten:
I was about to say ki-
Taeyong:
don't even think about it
Haechan:
kinky😏
Taeil:
there are two kinds of family
Renjun:
anygays
Jeno? Jaemin?
Jaemin:
yes boo?
Jeno:
yeah?
Renjun:
let's go have a picnic at saturday
Jaemin:
fuck yes
Jeno:
sure
Haechan:
y'all going on a date?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Renjun:
no
Jaemin:
yes
Jeno:
●’◡’●
Renjun:
what? no
I just owe them something
Haechan:
What...
did something happen?
you rarely do these things
Jeno:
this dude kept bothering him so we "spoke" to him
Taeil:
....
what did you do, son?
Jaemin:
we "spoke" to him･ᴗ･
Renjun:
they beat him up
Doyoung:
good job, sweetie
protect and claim your manz
Jeno:
yas papi
Taeyong:
I'm kinda proud
Ten:
I mean
Renjun is a bae
I would fall for him too
If im not a bottom that is
Renjun:
I really can't see you being a top
Ten:
me too
Yuta:
so laik...
I found someone hot..
Winwin:
....
Renjun:
shet
thingz bout to get real
Yuta:
Mitsuya from Tokyo revengeres
That muthufuka so hot and for what😏🤤
Ten:
i get you very much...😳
those 2d men are fucking hot🤤
Johnny:
Ten please
Ten:
jk jk
but😳
Johnny:
🤦♀️
Renjun:
Thingz not bout to get real😬
Yuta:
Excuse me😒
Winwin:
I got worried over nothing🙄
Renjun:
worried about what😏
Haechan:
About what exactly winnie the boo😏
Winwin:
🙂
😙✌️
Yeehaw
Lucas:
My cowboy senses are tingling
yeehaw my bruthas🤠😎
Mark:
yeehaw🤠😎
Haechan:
Mark
sweetie
no
Mark:
yes ma'am🙂
Jisung:
hello everybody
It's a nice day isn't it?
Jaemin:
wha-
Jisung:
A nice day to die🙂✌️
Kun:
What happened?
Chenle:
someone stole his chicken nuggies
Not me
Kun:
are you sure it's not you?
Chenle:
yes grannie
i don't like nuggies that aren't shaped as dinosaurs😒
Ang Jisung's are just regular nuggies
Jaemin:
aww baby☹️☹️
I'll buy you some later, okay?
Jisung:
yes please😟
Taeyong:
but they taste the same?
Chenle:
for me it's not😬😒🤢
Taeyong:
okay then😐
Shotaro:
I'm back😀
Winwin
From where?
Shotaro:
from outer space
Renjun:
...
how's it like?
Johnny:
the wifi up there is really slow
i dont really recommend going there
Renjun:
but I want to
Jeno:
we can bebiboy😉😉
Renjun:
wtf
that sounds so cringey
no thanks🙂✌️
Jeno:
bebi☹️
Xiaojun:
can we stay in just one topic for a whole day?
Kun:
I don't think we can
i mean "they"
with the amount of braincells they have together
Lucas:
I'm quite smart yk😒
Kun:
yeah
smart enough to put a hanger up in your nose😒
Lucas:
THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
AND WE COULD'VE HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOUR ASS
Kun:
then why did you call me?
in the middle of my lunchbreak
i was already stressed
Lucas:
okay im sorry
we couldn't have done it without you☹️
Taeyong:
👁️👄👁️
Ten:
Putting it up your ass is understansable, but up your nose?
Taeyong:
WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT UP YOUR ASS?!!
Ten:
BECAUSE-
I DONT KNOW??
IT SEEMS MORE UNDERSTANDABLE?!
Taeyong:
HOW EXACTLY?!
Ten:
YOU PUT DICKS UP YOUR ASS RIGHT?!
Taeyong:
actually no😐
Ten:
you're still a virgin?
Taeyong:
yeah?
what's the problem?
Ten:
no no nope
my bestie ain't a virgin
Taeyong:
then I'm not your bestie?
Ten:
I already claimed you as mine so lets go
Taeyong:
where?
Ten:
to find a dick
Taeyong:
....
ion want to🙂
Ten:
I'm forcing you🙂
Taeyong:
Jelp
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