Pandas 😈🍆
hello.
i am currently in the bath thinking
you..
think?
yes, i do
now i was thinking
if i were to have two sons, their names
would be Otis and Axel
don't ask, i just like the names
i do too honestly
perfect
now.
impregnate me and give me two sons
ok
wow that was ez
yeah i'll buy a plane
ticket where do you
live
tennessee .
holy shit
you're from the south??
i might just be in love
oh suck it.
i'm originally from le nashville but
we moved to chattanooga cause
my mother (deceased) thought she
weas going to make it big
you just-
"my mother (deceased)"
i did not know i was reading
your wikipedia page
stfu
anyways
tell your other friend to text me
maybe he will give me two sons
as well
but you're getting them
from me??
one from you and one from the
violent man who degrades me
do you maybe have a
idk
degrading kink?
i do, yes
now spit into my mouth
AHHHHH
*le spit*
that was hot
i might get both sons from you now
yes.
this is brilliant
anyways i'll tell the oinker
to text you
i have to go do smth for my
friend now bye bye
goodbye daddi panda
xxx-xxx-xxxx
i have been told to text
this number
YES THE MAN WHO WILL GIVE
ME MY SECOND SON
hm.
i never agreed to this
but i shall change my mind
if i know the name of my
offspring
axel or otis
i like otis
i'll donate you my sperm
what is your p.o. box?
huh
what's that
oh wait isn't that the thing famous
ppl have so fans can give them shit
i should open one
cause i have one thousand followers on
instagram
i'm technically famous
yeah
sure
i assumed you were as nick
has been texting you for so
long
LMAO
TONYS NAME IS NICK
DUMB ASF
BASIC BITCH
it's actually Nicholas
anyways you promised me a
name reveal?
i have
it is ..
TRISTAN ✂️✂️✂️
wow
tristan
it suits you
you're probably blonde
a little over average height
but still shorter than nick
maybe around 5'7
i also assume you're a midget
older than nick
maybe capricorn
wtf
are you a fucking wizard
how did you know this
i'm great at reading people
IVE?? ONLY?? HAD?? ONE??
CONVO?? WITH?? YOU??
well you get mentioned a
lot to a discord gc
oh
mostly because of how much
time you steal from your
iron man
hm.
that's weird.
now i must go bother NICHOLAS
even tho he's doing something with friends
oh this will be interesting.
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A/N: LOL HI
I DO LIKE THE NAMES OTIS AND AXEL SO DIE DIE
yuh that's all
wee
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also drink some wata and eat some munchies
lmao bye
- author lolololol
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