Fuck it. Haikyuu Chatfic x...

By _everything_is_fake_

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Y/n L/n was going on with her day which meant watching anime. While she was watching her lovely show a group... More

*~Introduction~*
Spamz
We Finna Whip Dis Hoe
Unfazed ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ
THANK YOUU โค๏ธโค๏ธโœจโœจโœจ
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT ๐Ÿ’ƒ
Pussy Cats ๐Ÿ˜ผโœจ
PUPPYYY ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿซ‚โœจ
try it
cus i fucking can
i hate everything
so now what
surprise!
IM BACK ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช
Clean Up on Aisle 5
HELPPP
Working on it
Like actually?

pull yourself together

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By _everything_is_fake_

Christmas Day was only a few days away and y/n's state had only gotten worse. She woke up from her 2 hours of sleep and just laid there as she did many times before. Not long after did her parents knock on her door. "Hey Andrews here." Her mom said through the door. She laid there not wanting to get up. "Hey. Andrew is here. Say hi." y/n's mother said in a voice that was stern yet sickly sweet. This sent shivers down y/n's back and she got goosebumps all over her body.
She sat upright and got out of bed making sure her mother heard the sheets moving to indicate her getting out of bed. She heard her mother walk away and sighed. 'Why is he here?' Y/n wondered and left her room and went downstairs.

Y/n went downstairs and saw the family's friend son sitting there on the couch. He dyed his hair again so the top was a dark green and the bottom turned a dark blue. He was about 5'10 and annoying as shit. But was always there for y/n so she could never hate him.

"Hey y/n! Uhm uh- Come here I saw the funniest thing ever just now HAHA!!" Andrew pulled you down next to him and put your heads next to each other. "Andrew what do you want? And why are you.." You stopped as you saw a picture of yourself but it was a screenshot of a facetime. You went pale and saw that it was none other than Kenma who had posted it. "How-" you started but Andrew cut you off. "I KNOW HOW DID THEY DO IT?!" He laughed one of the most robotic laughs you ever heard. "Shut your yaps... your mom is listening."

Andrew always said the weirdest thing and is always saying the weirdest things in awkward phrases but you have to just learn to accept it. He kept scrolling and your jaw dropped to the ground as you saw more of the boys posted you and all of the captions said 'find him ;)' You were about to faint when Andrew said "Hey do you still have my hat? Do you? Imma go get it." And darted upstairs. You sat there stunned as to what's happening and then Andrew ran back downstairs and yanked you running up the stairs talking very fast "YOUR ROOMS A MESS HAHAHA YOU FIND IT FOR ME K? THANKS!" He slammed the door behind him and started to whisper yell at you " hey squeakie what the fuck is happening?! You stop texting me and I find out you got your phone taken away cus of BAD GRADES?!  YOUR GRADES ARE NEVER BAD! AND WHO THE FUCK ARE THOSE BOYS POSTING YOU AND EXPLAIN THE 'HIM' PART WHILE YOUR AT IT EH?!

You could barely process anything that he just said and stared blankly at him. You didn't know where to even begin. You started to think about how things have changed and didn't want to talk to anyone. "H-hey- Are you ok? You can talk to me" he gave you a weak smile. You began to feel guilty for leaving his life so abruptly and now he has to see you in this state. You started to tell him and by the end your eyes were so puffy and you went through a whole tissue box from crying.

"Y'know ion know what I was expecting but I thought it'd be bigger." Andrew said cluelessly "What did you expect?" "You were abducted by aliens and they replace you and that is why your grades dropped so badly because it isn't really you. Or the government took you. Either way you got stolen." "Gee thanks pal" "Here use my phone to talk to them." "I don't know if I can talk to them, I mean how the fuck did they get the city I live in right? Maybe they're bad..."

"I have no clue whether that is true or not but they seem worried. Especially after they posted you." Y/n sighed and covered her face with her hands and after a while she decided to text them.

ANSWER Y/N

hey yall: BooBies

cherries :}: who tf 😯

oh yea its me y/n: BooBies

sorry lol: BooBies

Y/n hands were clammy and she was very nervous as to how the boys would react and decided to close her eyes until she got a new message. 

*BZZT BZZT PINNG BZZT PING PING PING BZZT PING BZZT PING PING BZZT*

She didn't want to open her eyes because they were probably all mad at her and screaming at her. She got teary-eyed and wanted to bury herself in her blankets, not wanting to face their disappointment. "Holy shit." she heard Andrew gasp. Y/n peaked through her fingers squinting and she was getting so many calls from the boys and mass amounts of messages. So much that the phone had to say '52 new messages' '87 new messages'. She got a glimpse of just one single message that Ushijima sent and it read, "Thank God you're alright. Are you ok?" 

That was the last straw and y/n bursted into tears and lent on Andrew's arm. "hey... you have to answer them y'know. It would be hella mean to leave them waiting like that huh." You looked up and he was giving you a lopsided smile while holding up the phone for you to take. You chuckled because of his weird way of saying things and took the phone. You lent back on his shoulder and clicked on the next notification that popped up. It was a FaceTime call. You panicked but then you saw the look Andrew was giving you and decided that you had to answer. 

"Ya think now would be a good time to tell them I'm a girl?"













Hey cuties <3 I know I said I'd update more but uh yea and that never happened :( Sorry for making all of yall wait :< Remember that you are loved and cared for and to stay hydrated. Oh also don't get covid <3

goodies for you 

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