private messages
mase🦋
lia <3
you are a right plonk
you know that?
mase🦋
okay yes i am
i admit it.
i also admit that that call
was a very stupid thing to do.
lia <3
much like how you went out afterwards
and now i'm constantly being tagged in
articles and posts about 'mason mount
seen close to random mysterious girl'
mase🦋
wait i can explain that one
lia <3
mase i know.
i know that that is bens sister
but you are still a dick for the other
thing
mase🦋
i knoooow
is he still in london?
lia <3
if by he you mean rudy then no.
he went home a couple hours ago
mase🦋
aw man sucks
lia <3
mason😐
mase🦋
kidding x
will i be forgiven if i make picnic
and we go on a walk with storm?
lia <3
hm
be ready in 20.
mase🦋
i'm sprinting up the stairs
to shower so don't you
worry :)
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england national handball team
jadon
marcus and jesse are arguing again
well jesse is annoying marcus again
chilly
what has happened this time
jadon
jesse has worn the same outfit
as marcus but is denying knowing
that marcus was wearing it
marcus
he's such a twat honestly
jesse
beans
marcus
shut up bro
IF YOU RECORD ANOTHER
SNAPCHAT I SWEAR DOWN
mings
the world feels normal again.
jesse is annoying marcus, jack
and chilly are being well themselves,
talia forgave mason a couple weeks ago,
and pickford is still shouting at defenders.
jadon
guys can you look after my ketchup
for me please?
rice cake
you what?
jadon
rice cake
okay sure whatever
chilly
i'll guard it with my life bro
jadon
ITS FALLING
CHILLY
CATCH IT
chilly
WHAT
BRO
ILL TRY
WHAT
the REAL white boy of the month
how are we meant to look after your
ketchup over a groupchat?
jesse lingard
better not be planning on having that
ketchup with eggs✋
rice cake
IT CAN DO THAT?
jadon
guys what the fuck
i trusted you
LOOK AT MY KETCHUP
BRUV
chilly
....
i'm sorry?
jadon
say sorry to my ketchup
the REAL white boy of the month
i'm lost
rice cake
jadon mate you need to go
outside, get some fresh air,
and touch some grass.
money mase
guys does anyone know what i
should get my girlfriend for dinner?
chilly
hmmmm
depends what you fancy and what
vibe you are going for.
like pizza, nuggets, pasta, chinese,
etc.
rice cake
bro you've never had chinese though
so how could you recommend that?
mason i feel like pasta, pizza or chinese
is a safe bet.
marcus
....
how am i actually friends with you two?
combined you probably have about 1/8
of a brain cell.
jadon
GIRLFRIEND?
marcus
you are making sancho look smart
chilly
OH SHIT WAIT
rice cake
OH MY DAYS
FINALLY
marcus
now they realise
chilly
TALIA AND MASON ARE OFFICIAL
shaw
wait so they haven't been official this
whole time?
john pebbles
fuck me im running to
the church rn to pray for
talia. she is doing some real
good stuff for the community and
taking one for the team by dating
mason🤝
money mase
yeah about that....
it's not talia.
jadon
you what?
mings
i am speechless
roadman eminem
hey talia x
jude
talia, i actually have a villa
in ibiza that i'm renting for a
week x
money mase
😭
both of you can fuck off
obviously it's talia
marcus
do none of you actually have
brain cells?
the REAL white boy of the month
right so i've just seen this fact
and i want to try it out
marcus
jack continues to prove my point
shaw
i actually don't think i can handle this
today
walker
yeah neither tbf
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AUTHORS NOTE: ....think this fic is coming to an end :,)