rudeth has sent you a message!
rudeth
hey!
i'm coming to london in a couple
weeks for promo and i
wondered if you wanted to meet
up? you just seem like a cool
person and so i thought we
could hang out or you could show
me the best places in london?
hi rudy!!
congratulations on season two
of outerbanks, i binge watched it
and it was great :) can i get back to you?
i just have to see if i'm going to be in
london then
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shreks siblings
[AUTHORS NOTE: this is the groupchat with
talia and her friends :)]
talia
so
rudy pankow jusy dmd me and
asked if we could meet up when he is
in london in a couple weeks
nora
WAIT
THAT HOT BLONDE GUY FROM
OUTERBANKS? JJ?
talia
that is the one
nora
i will take one for the team
and go disguised as you to see
the hot blonde guy from
outerbanks xx
alicia
are you gonna go?
talia
i don't know
nora
HUH
WHY
alicia
are you stupid?
let me give you a clue!
brunette, footballer,
number 19 for chelsea and
england and is called mason
mount.
nora
oh yeah
you have a point.
what is happening with that?
talia
fucking hell i wish
i could tell you but even
i don't know. he whisks me
away to greece but then as soon
as i mention anything about what
we are or us and the future he
just shuts down.
sofia
oh nelly
yeah that doesn't sound good
abort abort abort
alicia
i say you go.
it's not like a date or anything so
why would it be a problem?
nora
yeah why would mason have a
problem with you going to hang out
with rudy pankow aka the hot heartthrob
who has every teenage girl in a chokehold
and is in one of the most popular tv shows
at the moment xxxx
sofia
tbf mason himself has every girl in a
chokehold so
alicia
yeah but talia has him wrapped around
her finger.
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rudeth
yeah i think i'm in london then!
i'll get planning and try to think
where to show you haha
i trust you and look forward to it :)
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england national handball team
rice cake
going back to training is killing me.
money mase
did you have one gin and
tonic too many?
pickford
hang on
declan was drinking gin and
tonic😭
imposter aka talia
yeah his favourites were
pink gin, violet gin or
passionfruit 😩
raheem
why does this shit not shock me?
rice cake
why you judging?
they are good mate
imposter aka talia
declan told me that i'm decent at
football! he said i'd make a good
goalkeeper.
pickford
just remember:
always shout at your defenders!!
it's key.
watch and learn!
money mase
oh here we go
pickford
MAGUIRE YOU TWAT
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
DOING?!
FUCKING DO YOUR JOB
FUCKING MELT
harry 1
why the fuck is it always me
shaw
😎
chilly
🤝😎
pickford
fucking no point shouting at
chilly. like shouting at a pole.
chilly
wtf is that meant to mean?
pickford
just fuck off
imposter aka talia
.....
wow jordan!
thank you for the advice.
i'll try to keep that in mind
pickford
anytime talia!
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heavyweight champions
the REAL white boy of the month
mase what is going on with you
and talia? what is the situation?
money mase
nothing
i really like her and i think she likes
me but just no label right now
roadman eminem
so she is technically still on
the market?
money mase
fuck off you cotton bud
rice cake
cant see her getting with anyone else
but she might get the wrong impression
and think you don't want anything serious
so might want to move a bit faster mate
jesse lingard
never thought i would see deccers
giving sensible and normal advice
what does this talia even look like?
money mase
jude
wishing i was older🙏🏻
money mase
jude go watch some peppa pig and
go to sleep. it is past your bedtime.
jude
🙄
jesse lingard
FFFFFFFFFFF
FFFUCKING HELL OKAY
RIGHT.
i salute the boys in the groupchat
for their resilience and everything.
and i now agree with declan!
the REAL white boy of the month
thank you. it has been hard.
money mase
we know WHAT has been hard for you
jack. you shoot your shot with her at
every opportunity mate😭
rice cake
just remembered that mason has a
foot fetish. day: ruined.
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