england national handball team
chilly
i feel like if phil wasn't a footballer
he would be a random guy who
posts disstracks and rapping videos
trying to be aitch.
he just gives aitch vibes
imposter aka talia
hit it bareback😩
i'm fearless😈😏⛓
rice cake
....
imagine talia as a roadman
money mase
yeah i'd rather not
shaw
....
i'll be back!
let me get to work
jadon
oh no
waiting for the edit incoming
roadman eminem
why do i get targeted bruv
literally don't do anything
madders
it's the roadman energy
chilly
MADDERS??
YOU ARE IN HERE??
madders
yeah i read what happens and enjoy
knowing that i know what is going on
without you guys knowing that i know
the REAL white boy of the month
that's not creepy at all is it
madders
i've been here the whole time
imposter aka talia
omg it's the dilf
chilly
TALIA?
ur not wrong😏
money mase
LIA YOU CANT SAY THAT
imposter aka talia
wtf
so you expect me to lie
don't know if i fancy him
or his girlfriend more though
because she is hot
money mase
you do scare me at times you know
shaw
phil as aitch
chilly
NAH THAT FIRST ONE
HAS TO BE REAL
THAT IS LITERALLY PHIL
imposter aka talia
PLEASE
THIS IS SO
shaw
don't know why you are
laughing talia
imposter aka talia
LUKE
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
DELETE THAT FROM EXISTENCE
money mase
okay maybe it is possible to get
the ick
imposter aka talia
watch what you say sir
roadman eminem
fuck me. we are hot roadmen
talia!
harry 2
what have i opened the chat to
chilly
feel like talia would date a roadman
imposter aka talia
in what world did you get the
impression
jadon
CHRIST
TALIA YOU SHOULD GET TO JD
AND BECOME A ROADMAN ASAP
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Declan Rice☑️
_DeclanRice
just turned up to a first date and she is dressed like this and decided to bring her ex....what do i do? mason has me on a tracking app but i'm scared😩
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user
twitteruser1
is that....phil foden and that talia girl?😭
user
twitteruser2
i know this is a joke but phil would genuinely wear that
↳ Ben Chilwell ☑️
BenChilwell
THAT IS WHAT I WAS SAYING! look at him as aitch
*attaches photo*
user
twitteruser3
i need to be in whatever groupchat they are all in because....it seems like chaos.
user
twitteruser4
when declan gets jumped by talia and phil records it to post on snapchat xx
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twitteruser5
tbf i think talia might win in a fight between her and declan
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AUTHORS NOTE: this is the most pointless chapter yet😭😭😭😭
FOR THE SEQUEL WHO DO YOU WANT IT TO BE BASED AROUND? i've had most people say declan or ben but yeah just let me know <3