england national handball team
rice cake
anyone seen mason and talia?
shaw
saw them sneaking off to the bedroom
and then heard sus noises
money mase
stfu bro😭
that is not true
rice cake
hmmmm
where are you then?
money mase
we went to the town and
talia is currently looking
at flowers.
chilly
ah life is normal
the sun is shining,
my hair is looking good,
and mason is still a simp.
rice cake
mason when we originally
booked the holiday: cant
wait to just chill, drink,
lads holiday, and fuck
bitches.
mason now: look
at talia while she flower
shops and i watch her and
offer to carry her bags🥰
money mase
1. i did not say 'fuck bitches' you knob
2. at least i'm getting some
imposter aka talia
all you are getting is a fucking
bruised head after i hit you on the head
with a hard object after that comment
rice cake
OOOOOO
MASON IS IN TROUBLE
chilly
MASON IS SLEEPING ON
THE SOFA TONIGHT
jadon
MASON IS NOT GETTING
ANYMORE BACK MASSAGES
WHILE SHE IS APPLYING SUNCREAM.
enjoy being burnt hun xxx
money mase
hold on....
'after that comment'
so i was gonna get some
before?
rice cake
i swear this man has never
spoken to a female before.
imposter aka talia
😐
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user, niallhoran and others
masonmount first time.. 👀
user ....why is mason mount announcing him losing his virginity to the whole of instagram
declanrice uhhh bro
declanrice i have a feeling you have messed up somewhere here!
user this is such a cute photo omg
user who tf is that? looks like a basic blonde, skinny, white, plastic girl. man mason could do better.
user omg is this the girl that ben is always crossing the name out of?
user NOT MASON MOUNT! WE HAVE LOST A GOOD ONE
user need 5-6 working days to recover from this news. heartbroken.
user now why is mason posting about his first time on his instagram
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england national handball team
rice cake
nah mase
what the fuck was your
instagram post about😭
imposter aka talia
what was it?
rice cake
it was a photo of you two on holiday
but the caption was 'first time..👀'
saka
😭😭😭
congrats on losing your v card
brother
imposter aka talia
HUH
MASON MOUNT
GET YOUR ASS HERE
money mase
okay hear me out
roadman eminem
here we go again
this is gonna be good
money mase
i was meant to post the video of me
on the boat where i'm standing with
my back to the hoop and throw the ball
and it goes in....
but i clicked the wrong thing without realising
and posted the photo of us
mings
that is the kinda shit that jack
would do
money mase
so i meant first time
like first try getting it in
chilly
oh you sure got the 'getting
it in' point across but just not
the right 'getting it in'
money mase
ffs😭😭
BEN THAT IS NOT HELPING
imposter aka talia
MASON
NIALL BLOODY HORAN
LIKED IT. NIALL HORAN.
oh my god niall horan thinks
he knows about our sex life.
the REAL white boy of the month
i'm well good at singing his songs.
especially slow hands.
jadon
please not today
i cant do this
no jack singing
chilly
fucking hell remember his
rapping😭
the REAL white boy of the month
i think i might get a pet rabbit when
we go home
jadon
what the fuck bro
imposter aka talia
how did the conversation change
that fast?
chilly
why a rabbit man😭
the REAL white boy of the month
they gross me out a bit but like
i feel like i relate to them.
they have those ears and shit
marcus
so you are saying that you relate
to RABBITS because of their....
ears and shit?
harry 2
nice to know that none of you
have changed while on break
and that jack is still jack.
jadon
jack if he was a rabbit
the REAL white boy of the month
that's well mean
he doesn't even have big calves or thighs.
he is just big.
chilly
jack rabbit
money mase
that is beyond cursed bro
imposter aka talia
.....
on that note!
i'm gonna go to the beach
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masonmount via instagram stories!
declanrice replied to your story!
declanrice
so you won't let me wear your
bucket hat but talia can?
you have never asked to wear it
so you would let me?
yes man of course
brother shit
so can i wear it rn?
no talia is wearing it right now
you melt
oh. see how it is.
lukeshaw23 replied to your story!
lukeshaw23
streaks n'rs
sunset walks with the bae😩🥰🤤😜
😍😇😊
you are 26.
how?
why do you even know what
streaks and n'rs are?
that is very mean mason
get off social media and get back
to the old peoples home old man
i hope talia shoves you into the ocean
DM requests
user
is that your girlfriend?!?
user2
that sunset😍
user3
please reply. i'm a massive fan.
user4
move to west ham
user5
tell declan to come to chelsea
user6
WAIT YOU HAVE A GIRLFIEND?💔
user7
alexa play jealousy, jealousy by olivia
rodrigo!
user8
You have won an iphone 12! just click
on the link below to claim!
user9
thought you would like the videos on
my profile😏🍆🔥
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AUTHORS NOTE: some mason chaos xxxxx
not sure at all what this chapter was😭😭