-Chaos (as normal)
-More Ruka x Kokoriki (Still don't know where this crackship came from...)
-Hajime x Samon becomes canon (I need more Hajime x Samon content in my life...)
-I made Rokuriki 3 minutes older than Kokoriki cause why the fuck not!!
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Friday- 3:45P.M.
Samon Gokuu made a chat
Samon Gokuu added Hajime Sugoroku, Kenshirou Yozakura, Kiji Mitsuba + 4 others
Samon Gokuu: Welcome to hell
Kenshirou Yozakura: How is this hell?
Kokoriki Daisen: Sup bitches!!
Rokuriki Daisen: Hey fuckers!!
Youriki Daisen: That...
Kiji Mitsuba: You could have not added those two...
Youriki Daisen: Don't you think I deal with them enough?!
Hajime Sugoroku: Suffer
Youriki Daisen: I suffer enough from those 2 more than anything else. I have like 1,000 problems and my younger brothers are every single one of them
Rokuriki Daisen: You love us really Youriki
Inori Hakkai: Why am I here?
Kokoriki Daisen: To suffer!!
Inori Hakkai: I suffer enough
Kokoriki Daisen: Good!!!
Samon Gokuu: Jesus Christ... Has had fucking coffee again?
Inori Hakkai: No
Samon Gokuu: Good
Inori Hakkai: It's worse
Kiji Mitsuba: Worse. How?
Inori Hakkai: Seeing as he's found a way to climb onto the fridge and he's just sat there staring at me like he's contemplating murder...
Youriki Daisen: That's nothing
Kenshirou Yozakura: Explain
Rokuriki Daisen: Kokoriki used to sit on the fridge all the time
Kokoriki Daisen: Can someone pass me my root beer?
Samon Gokuu: No you aren't having sugar
Youriki Daisen: I don't want to be dealing with you hyped up on sugar and going into crackhead mode
Kokoriki Daisen: Nah, crackhead mode only happens at like 3 in the morning when I can't sleep and have had like 5 cups of coffee
Hajime Sugoroku: 5 cups of coffee?!
Rokuriki Daisen: That's not the worst thing
Kiji Mitsuba: You mean it gets worse?!
Rokuriki Daisen: You'll see. He'll probably start spamming random ass shit on here soon
Kenshirou Yozakura: Like what exactly?
Kokoriki Daisen: 🙃🙃🙃
Youriki Daisen: Don't even fucking think about it you little shit. Also get off the fridge
Kokoriki Daisen: Make me!!
Rokuriki Daisen: Ko, you wanna watch The Ring?
Kokoriki Daisen: Yes!!!
Kiji Mitsuba: Is that the one where you watch something and then die in seven days?!
Kokoriki Daisen: YES!!
Rokuriki Daisen: We started watching it when it was Netflix, then they took it off and we never finished it
Hajime Sugoroku: How are you gonna watch it then?
Kokoriki Daisen: We found a website
Kokoriki Daisen is offline
Rokuriki Daisen is offline
Kenshirou Yozakura: How do you deal with them?!
Youriki Daisen: I've had to put up with them for 25 years, I'm used to their shenanigans and chaotic behavior at this point
Samon Gokuu: I don't...
Inori Hakkai: It's bad when Kokoriki decides it's a good idea to put songs on loud and do whatever the hell he does at crack ass stupid o'clock times in the morning
Youriki Daisen: It'll be even worse if Rokuriki was up with him
Hajime Sugoroku: How?
Youriki Daisen: They used to wake me up sometimes and I felt like murdering them
Kiji Mitsuba: Your younger brothers can be little demons when they want to be...
Kenshirou Yozakura: I'm afraid to ask, but how did those two wake you up?
Youriki Daisen: By slapping me on the face with a wooden spoon...
Inori Hakkai: That's not that bad
Youriki Daisen: A wet wooden spoon
Inori Hakkai: Okay, that's pretty bad
Samon Gokuu: There's more isn't there?
Youriki Daisen: Yep
Kiji Mitsuba: What else did those little hell spawns do?
Youriki Daisen: Pour hot sauce in my mouth. Pure fucking hot sauce. And probably like a whole 5 cap fulls of it
Samon Gokuu: How hot was it?
Youriki Daisen: HOT!! It was like the really spicy shit
Inori Hakkai: Ouch...
Samon Gokuu: It wouldn't have been that bad if it was like one of the mild ones
Youriki Daisen: Anyways, I'm gonna go watch something the twins are making me watch...
Kiji Mitsuba: What are they making you watch?
Youriki Daisen: I dunno, this weird Spanish horror movie called Veronica...
Youriki Daisen is offline
Inori Hakkai: Those kids are weird...
Hajime Sugoroku: Why do you keep calling us kids...
Samon Gokuu: It's cause he's older than us
Kenshirou Yozakura: He's not that much older than me and Kiji
Inori Hakkai: Still the eldest here
Samon Gokuu: You might be 35 and 7'2 but I can still kick your sorry ass. So could Kokoriki and he's literally the shortest guard in building 5!!
Hajime Sugoroku: That's nothing seeing as Inori's a lazy piece of shit
Kiji Mitsuba: He could probably keep up with you in a race Hajime
Hajime Sugoroku: With his short legs I doubt it
Kenshirou Yozakura: I'm pretty sure he could seeing as he's a former marathon runner
Samon Gokuu: A former marathon runner with a habit of running off whenever he's frustrated...
Hajime Sugoroku: Whatever you say monkey
Samon Gokuu: I will come to building 13 and kick your sorry ass you hulking gorilla!!!
Kiji Mitsuba: I guess we should be glad we don't have Mitsuru on here
Kenshirou Yozakura: No one wants to deal with him
Samon Gokuu: I already suffer enough on a day-to-day basis as it is without having to deal with Mitsuru
Hajime Sugoroku: Mitsuru is too enthusiastic and energetic for no reason 24/7
Samon Gokuu: If he was here it'll be 1,000 times more worse then it will be
Hajime Sugoroku: Don't you mean 'could be' you moronic monkey
Kiji Mitsuba: No he means 'will be'
Samon Gokuu: Adding Mitsuru will only make it worse. Him and the Daisen twins will spam this chat with anything and everything at the crack ass of dawn every chance they can
Hajime Sugoroku: Nope. We're not dealing with that
Kenshirou Yozakura: Exactly. Anyway, I'm gonna leave now
Kenshirou Yozakura is offline
Kiji Mitsuba: Well, I'm gonna leave now. Don't do anything stupid you two morons
Kiji Mitsuba is offline
Samon Gokuu: Well... I'm gonna get back to work now..
Hajime Sugoroku: Wait a minute monkey
Samon Gokuu: Why?
Hajime Sugoroku: I just wanted to say that I like you, you stupid monkey
Samon Gokuu: I like you too, you dumb gorilla
Hajime Sugoroku: 💚
Samon Gokuu: ❤
Hajime Sugoroku: Don't tell anyone about that monkey!!
Samon Gokuu: I wouldn't
Kokoriki Daisen took a screenshot of the chat
Samon Gokuu: Oh Hell No!
Hajime Sugoroku: I think the fuck not you little shit!!
Kokoriki Daisen: Bye~!!
Kokoriki Daisen is offline
Ruka Gojou joined the chat
Hajime Sugoroku: Well shit
Ruka Gojou: Hahaha
Samon Gokuu: AgAiN?!
Ruka Gojou: Hello~
Hajime Sugoroku: How the fuck are you here?!
Ruka Gojou: I added myself
Hajime Sugoroku: How. Also Samon, what do you mean again?
Samon Gokuu: He did this before by adding himself to the group chat for building 5...
Ruka Gojou: Also, I saved the screenshot Kokoriki sent me
Hajime Sugoroku: He sent it to you?! Why?!
Samon Gokuu sent an image
Samon Gokuu: Kiji sent me that from when Ruka joined our chat...
Hajime Sugoroku: And you saved it?!
Samon Gokuu: Well now two can play at that game
Hajime Sugoroku: What game?
Samon Gokuu: The game where you use the screenshot to get something 😄
Hajime Sugoroku: Oh jeez...
Ruka Gojou: I'm just here for the ✨🌟~Chaos~🌟✨ that is definitely gonna happen
Youriki Daisen is online
Youriki Daisen: Oh no you're here now...
Youriki Daisen: @ Kokoriki Daisen
Kokoriki Daisen is online
Kokoriki Daisen: What do you want Nii-San?
Ruka Gojou: Hey~💖💝
Kokoriki Daisen: Hi!!💙
Hajime Sugoroku: That's gay
Kokoriki Daisen: You're gay!
Kokoriki Daisen changed Hajime Sugoroku's name to 'Hajimeme'
Hajimeme: Why?
Samon Gokuu changed Hajimeme's name to 'Gorilla💚'
Gorilla💚: ....
Gorilla💚 changed Samon Gokuu's name to 'Monkey❤'
Monkey❤: ....
Kokoriki Daisen: Like I said before. Gay!
Kokoriki Daisen: Youriki, you owe me!!
Youriki Daisen: No I don't
Ruka Gojou: Yeah you do
Youriki Daisen: How would you know?!
Ruka Gojou: I know everything~~
Kokoriki Daisen: I want my money bitch!!
Youriki Daisen: No!
Kokoriki Daisen: Fine. You owe me three tubs of Ben and Jerry's ice cream!!
Youriki Daisen: Ugghh, fine
Kokoriki Daisen: Yay!!
Gorilla💚: You made a bet on whether me and the monkey would get together?!
Kokoriki Daisen: Yes!! And I knew that you would sooner or later
Monkey❤: Never underestimate that one
Kokoriki Daisen: 😊😊😊
Youriki Daisen: This is what I'm related to...
Kokoriki Daisen: Okay, but you also owe Rokuriki three tubs of Ben and Jerry's
Youriki Daisen: Why?!
Kokoriki Daisen: Cause I told him about our bet and he said he was also betting that Hajimeme and mum got together sooner or later
Youriki Daisen: I sometimes hate the fact the two of you are twins
Gorilla💚: Why?
Youriki Daisen: Cause they always team up against me when it comes to stuff like this...
Rokuriki Daisen is online
Rokuriki Daisen: Sup fuckers!
Kokoriki Daisen: ✨✨Hey!!✨✨
Rokuriki Daisen: Ko, thanks for the screenshot of Hajimeme and mum
Kokoriki Daisen: Np💜
Monkey❤: This is what I have to deal with...
Rokuriki Daisen: So, Youriki owes us three tubs of Ben and Jerry's?
Kokoriki Daisen: YeS!!
Youriki Daisen: Three tubs between you?!
Rokuriki Daisen: Big brother...
Kokoriki Daisen: You should know better than that
Rokuriki Daisen: It's three tubs each
Youriki Daisen: Fuck...
Kokoriki Daisen: Well, you did lose the bet
Youriki Daisen: Fine... You're lucky I love you two morons
Ruka Gojou named the chat '🏳️🌈A Chaotic Gay Mess🏳️🌈'
Youriki Daisen: ....
Kokoriki Daisen: I mean, where's the lie
Ruka Gojou: Exactly!! 💖
Kokoriki Daisen: 💙
Youriki Daisen is offline
Gorilla💚: Where'd he run off to?
Rokuriki Daisen: To get mine and Ko's ice cream
Ruka Gojou changed Kokoriki Daisen's name to '💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖'
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖: ILY💙
Monkey❤: Do you have an obsession with cherry blossoms or what?
Rokuriki Daisen: He does...
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖 changed Ruka Gojou's name to '💙💐Ruka💐💙'
💙💐Ruka💐💙: 💝
Rokuriki Daisen: I think they have an obsession with flower emojis...
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖: ✨~🖕~✨
Rokuriki Daisen: ✨~🖕~✨
Gorilla💚: Those two...
💙💐Ruka💐💙: Still can't believe Ko's the youngest out of the Daisen brothers...
Gorilla💚: Ha. He's the shortest and the youngest.. 😂😂😂
Monkey❤: You would find that funny wouldn't you Hajime?
Rokuriki Daisen: FYI, Ko's only like 3 minutes younger
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖: Again ✨~🖕~✨
Gorilla💚: I can't with those two
Monkey❤: I have to deal with them on a daily basis
Youriki Daisen is online
Youriki Daisen: Alright you little shits, your ice creams are in the freezer
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖: Thanks Nii-San!!
Youriki Daisen: 💛
Gorilla💚 changed Rokuriki Daisen's name to '3MinutesOlder'
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖: Wow rude Hajimeme!!
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖 changed 3MinutesOlder's name to '✨3MinutesOlder✨'
Monkey❤: He got offended cause there was no emojis
✨3MinutesOlder✨: Can't forget the emojis around Ko...
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖 changed Youriki Daisen's name to '🎆Nii-San🎆'
💙💐Ruka💐💙: We changing Kiji and the mutt's names?
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖: Yes!!!
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖 changed Kiji Mitsuba's name to '💫🌹Drag Queen🌹💫'
💙💐Ruka💐💙 changed Kenshirou Yozakura's name to '🐶Nanba's Puppy🐶'
🎆Nii-San🎆: Kenshirou isn't going to like that name..
💙💐Ruka💐💙: ~🌟Tough🌟~ he's stuck with it
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖: Where's the lie though?!?!
💫🌹Drag Queen🌹💫 is online
🐶Nanba's Puppy🐶 is online
🐶Nanba's Puppy🐶: Who did this?
💙💐Ruka💐💙: 😂😂😂
💫🌹Drag Queen🌹💫: You're back?!
💙💐Ruka💐💙: You can't get rid of me that easily Kiji~~
🐶Nanba's Puppy🐶: Why is here though?!
✨3MinutesOlder✨: Cause Kokoriki
🐶Nanba's Puppy🐶: What's he got to do with anything?!
🎆Nii-San🎆: Cause that Kappa is dating Ko...
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖: ✨~💛🖕💛~✨
🐶Nanba's Puppy🐶: I'm getting mixed signals from that... Also how do I change my name?
💙💐Ruka💐💙: You can't!~
🐶Nanba's Puppy🐶: 😢
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖: *Sad Kenshirou puppy noises*
💙💐Ruka💐💙: I taught you well 💝
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖: ILY2 💝
Gorilla💚: Gay!
💙💐Ruka💐💙: You're dating Samon, so what does that make you?
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖: Hajimeme, you're also gay cause you're dating mum so kindly STFU BITCH
Monkey❤: Ha, he's got you there Hajime
🐶Nanba's Puppy🐶: 'Hajimeme'??
💙💐Ruka💐💙: *Confused Kenshirou puppy noises*
💫🌹Drag Queen🌹💫: Alright, LOG OFF
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖: Yes Grandma
💫🌹Drag Queen🌹💫: Excuse you, I'm only 30 thank you very much
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖: You're 5 years older than me...
💫🌹Drag Queen🌹💫: Ruka's 31. He's 6 years older than you
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖: 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
💙💐Ruka💐💙: What can I say.. He likes me better!!
💫🌹Drag Queen🌹💫: You're still a year older than me... Anyways, LOG OFF!!!
🎆Nii-San🎆 logged off
✨3MinutesOlder✨ logged off
💖🌸Kokoriki🌸💖 logged off
💙💐Ruka💐💙 logged off
Monkey❤ logged off
Gorilla💚 logged off
🐶 Nanba's Puppy🐶: Kiji, can you please change my name?
💫🌹Drag Queen🌹💫 changed
🐶Nanba's Puppy🐶's name to 'Kenshirou🐶'
Kenshirou🐶: Why keep the emoji?
💫🌹Drag Queen🌹💫: Kokoriki would only add it when he's next online
Kenshirou🐶: Fair enough. Goodbye
Kenshirou🐶 logged off
💫🌹Drag Queen🌹💫 logged off
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Inori kinda died, lol....