Incorrect Marvel Stories

By the_banana05

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These are like marvel versions of those "incorrect quotes" tumblr posts you see everywhere *All characters be... More

Toad
Ostrich
Thunder
Tide Pods
Daddy
Book
Petco Pups
I run this place
Skeletons
Murder
Capri Sun
Dying Wish
Camo Jacket
Dad or Daddy who knows
Straw
Life
Bug Spray
Strawberries?
Mood
Contact Info
Kidnapped
Sins
I like you
Patience
Idiot
Bag
Unborn
Say hey if your Gay
Chicken
Centaurs
Block People
Assignment
Ex-boyfriend
Eight Minutes
Unclear
Waffles
Look a like
Missed you
Drunk I like you
Walking Fast
99 Bottles of Coke
Fight
Hate Myself
Marshmallows
Puddle
Dog
Best Friend
Will to Live
Mature
Rice

Deer or Dear?

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By the_banana05

Bruce: "So do you want to tell me how you crashed the car?"

Tony: "Well we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Peter couldn't see so I shouted, 'Peter, Deer!' "

Peter:

Tony: "So do you want to tell him what your response was?"

Peter:

Peter: "Yes, Honey?"

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