↬ 𝟻𝟿. 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜
𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰
sō inuoka added tobio kageyama, tetsurō kuroo, kōtarō bokuto, kenma kozume, keiji akaashi, lev haiba, atsumu miya, osamu miya, kiyoko shimizu, shōyō hinata, hitoka yachi, kaori suzumeda and yukie shirofuku to the groupchat
tetsurō kuroo
inuoka, what's this?
lev haiba
OH MY GOD, ANOTHER
GROUPCHAT
lev haiba
I FEEL SO LOVED
sō inuoka
a groupchat
tetsurō kuroo
yes i saw that, but what for?
sō inuoka renamed the groupchat to we need a groupsname
sō inuoka
to come up with a way for
kageyama-kun to officially
ask y/n to be his
sō inuoka
'cause we're all aware that
y/n will never do that, and
kageyama is way too
awkward for that, so we have
to help
kōtarō bokuto
AHHH YES THAT'S SUCH A
GOOD IDEA INUOKA-KUN!
sō inuoka
i know, thanks
tobio kageyama renamed the groupchat to mission impossible १✌˚◡˚✌५
shōyō hinata
LMAO HELP
tobio kageyama
what the hell is he doing
here?
sō inuoka
oh shit i think i added him on
accident
sō inuoka
let me remove him, brb
shōyō hinata
NO WHY :((
tobio kageyama
you're not friends with
y/n, you dipshit
shōyō hinata
BUT I CAN HELP
tobio kageyama
no
sō inuoka removed shōyō hinata from the groupchat
tetsurō kuroo
rip hinata
kōtarō bokuto
you'll never be forgotton
kōtarō bokuto
my poor pupil
atsumu miya
wait wait wait wait
atsumu miya
wait a second
tobio kageyama
what?
atsumu miya
we're ALL at nationals
together, right ?? so we're
all in the same stadium ??
tetsurō kuroo
yes
atsumu miya
SO WHY HAVEN'T WE MET
ANYONE YET AND ARE Y'ALL
TEXTING US WHY WE COULD
MEET EACH OTHER IN PERSON
sō inuoka
we'll be doing that later while
everyone can be there okay?
sō inuoka
because there is no time for
us to meet up as a group
without y/n knowing since
like every girl is going to hang
out with us too
tetsurō kuroo
smart thinking
atsumu miya
OH okay
atsumu miya
fair enough
tobio kageyama
hinata is begging me to be
added back because he
really wants to help with
the secret mission too
tobio kageyama
tanaka and nishinoya too
sō inuoka
but they're not even a part
of her friend group so what's
the point
tobio kageyama
that's what i've been
telling them
tetsurō kuroo
daichi just texted me that
they'll snitch if they don't
get added
keiji akaashi
it'll be so fucking chaotic if
we added them
osamu miya
we're ten minutes in and we
haven't even come up with a
plan yet
tetsurō kuroo
just add them
tobio kageyama
yeah just add them, it's
fine. we'll kick them if they
can't behave themselves
sō inuoka
alright
sō inuoka added shōyō hinata, ryūnosuke tanaka and yū nishinoya to the groupchat
ryūnosuke tanaka
THANK YOU
shōyō hinata
THANKS GUYS THIS IS
GONNA BE FUN
keiji akaashi
i guess they earned their spot
because they love miraculous
ladybug too, or something
keiji akaashi
y/n likes that too, right?
sō inuoka
yeah but we have to get to
the point
kenma kozume
why am i literally added to
every damn groupchat
kenma kozume
i couldn't care less
sō inuoka
it's to get kageyama and y/n
together
kenma kozume
i care so fucking much about
this
kenma kozume
ok moving on
tetsurō kuroo
where are the girls?
ryūnosuke tanaka
kiyoko and yachi are with y/n,
so i think fukurodani's managers
are with them too
sō inuoka
oh, that sucks
osamu miya
i can try to get them to see
their phones
atsumu miya
and how will you do that?
osamu miya
facetiming her
osamu miya
i'm sure she wants to see me
so why not facetime her and
make sure i hold up a
conversation with her with the
sentence 'oh, we'll meet up later!'
kōtarō bokuto
osamu, ur so smart 🥺
kōtarō bokuto
almost making me tear up
shōyō hinata
SMAAARRRTTTTT
tobio kageyama
shut the fuck up
osamu miya
calling her rn
tetsurō kuroo
cool
yukie shirofuku
guys why are you all spamming
this groupchat so much?
keiji akaashi
we're giving you girls five minutes
to read all the bullshit in this
chat before we move on to the
next phase.
keiji akaashi
actually making a plan
kōtarō bokuto
i love you akaashi
keiji akaashi
okay
kiyoko shimizu
okay, we'll be starting now
yū nishinoya
aaaah she's so pretty🥺
ryūnosuke tanaka
I LOVE HER SO MUCH
tobio kageyama
fucking simps
kenma kozume
couldn't be me
tetsurō kuroo
i'm waiting for the day that you'll
simp for someone, kenma
kenma kozume
you'll be dead by then
tetsurō kuroo
i'll be watching you from above
kenma kozume
creep
tetsurō kuroo
you know me
sō inuoka
kageyama, you're lying, because
you're simping for a girl too😩
tobio kageyama
shut up
tobio kageyama
i didn't ask for this
kōtarō bokuto
but we're giving it to you anyway!
ryūnosuke tanaka
yeah, otherwise you'd never
get a girlfriend, kageyama!
we're all doing you a favour
sō inuoka
still no idea why you guys are
added, but sure thing
yū nishinoya
because we love miraculous
ladybug and we want y/n-chan
and kageyama to get together
kōtarō bokuto
fair enough
tetsurō kuroo
not really, but fine
kenma kozume
why are we even here
lev haiba
to come up with a plan, right?
keiji akaashi
the five minutes are done, so
i hope the girls are ready
kiyoko shimizu
yes we are
sō inuoka
is y/n still talking to osamu?
atsumu miya
yes >:(
osamu miya
of course she is
osamu miya
she likes me more than she
likes atsumu and now he's
sitting in a corner madly
tobio kageyama
sucks to be you
tobio kageyama
she loves me😛😋😋
tetsurō kuroo
lmao since when are you so
confident?
tobio kageyama
no fucking idea
tobio kageyama
i'm actually fucking scared
atsumu miya
i'd be scared too
sō inuoka
don't be, y/n ain't that scary
keiji akaashi
guys, we have to come up
with a plan for them to get
together instead of talking
about nonsense
keiji akaashi
does someone have a plan?
atsumu miya
give her flowers
shōyō hinata
just ask her to be yours
tobio kageyama
hinata, you're literally no
help so why are you here
shōyō hinata
I'M STILL THINKING KAGEYAMA
tobio kageyama
think faster
lev haiba
what does she like? what shows?
tobio kageyama
she's a bakugo simp🤨
shōyō hinata
kageyama is jealous of some
2d character
tobio kageyama
am not
hitoka yachi
breaking the fourth wall i see
yukie shirofuku
lmao for real
kaori suzumeda
ask her out like one of the
characters asked each other
out in the show
tobio kageyama
things like that don't
happen in the anime
sō inuoka
why is this kid so fucking stupid
tobio kageyama
you tell me
tobio kageyama
you've known her longer
sō inuoka
kuroo is the one that knows
her the longest
tobio kageyama
then kuroo should come
up with a plan
tetsurō kuroo
wait why am i the one who has
to come up with a plan now
keiji akaashi
you've known her the longest
tetsurō kuroo
that doesn't mean i have any
idea how to ask her out
tobio kageyama
it's a bit more than that,
kuroo-san
tetsurō kuroo
right, you're gonna ask her to
be yours now huh
sō inuoka
that's the plan
keiji akaashi
now we actually need a plan
for that
osamu miya
i can't hold her on the phone
for any longer, so if we need
the girls for this, we need to
come up with a plan soon
atsumu miya
why aren't you helping osamu
osamu miya
are you fucking stupid
tobio kageyama
yes
atsumu miya
i'm not seeing you come up
with a plan!
osamu miya
i'm keeping her company so
the girls don't have to sneak
around with her
atsumu miya
mhm ok then
lev haiba
what if you just asked her
out randomly
lev haiba
how bad would that be
lev haiba
maybe she doesn't want it to
be special
yukie shirofuku
that doesn't sound like such a
bad idea
yukie shirofuku
she seems (not to be rude) like
a pretty simple girl that doesn't
mind it being lowkey i think
tobio kageyama
i'd be too fucking awkward
to do that
kōtarō bokuto
write her a letter :)
kōtarō bokuto
or bake a cake and put the
question on the frosting
keiji akaashi
guys, bokuto is the only one
with ideas and i think that's
pretty rare
tetsurō kuroo
y/n is just boring
sō inuoka
that's true
tobio kageyama
she kinda is
tobio kageyama
but it's never boring to
text with her
tetsurō kuroo
what if you ask her other number
neighbour to text her with the
question 'do you want to date
kageyama?'
osamu miya
but what if it's some creep
tetsurō kuroo
well, you check first of course
tetsurō kuroo
but if it's a nice person, why
not do it?
kenma kozume
he has a point
sō inuoka
tbh that could work
keiji akaashi
it's how they became friends
in the first place, so i think it's
a great idea
tobio kageyama
so i have to text y/n her
other number neighbour,
chat some with them to
get to know them, and then
ask them if they want to
text y/n, hold up a
conversation, and then
ask her the big question? lol
kōtarō bokuto
THAT'S SUCH A CUTE IDEA
kenma kozume
kuroo did come up with an
idea now
lev haiba
true
tetsurō kuroo
yes because i'm just that awesome
sō inuoka
debatable
yū nishinoya
imagine if it's oikawa that's
her other number neighbour
tobio kageyama
i'm not going to do it
if it's him
tobio kageyama
i fucking hate him
keiji akaashi
it's probably not him
tobio kageyama
better not be
kōtarō bokuto
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
kōtarō bokuto
TEXT THAT PERSON, KAGEYAMA
kaori suzumeda
we girls are in for this!
osamu miya
okay y/n is getting back to
the girls now
osamu miya
but there's a plan so that's cool
atsumu miya
too bad that i'm not her number
neighbour
atsumu miya
i'd steal her from kageyama
tobio kageyama
fuck off atsumu
tetsurō kuroo
well we do have a plan now,
so i think the first thing that
kageyama has to do, is text
y/n her other number neighbour
sō inuoka
yup that's what needs to be
done first
tobio kageyama
kinda scary
kōtarō bokuto
I THINK IT'S VERY EXCITING
keiji akaashi
just start up a random
conversation. i'm sure it'll be
just fine, kageyama
tobio kageyama
yeah it probably will
tobio kageyama
but it's getting close and
i'm a bit afraid that y/n
doesn't want to be with me
sō inuoka
you're kidding, right?
tetsurō kuroo
you don't have to be scared
about that, son
tetsurō kuroo
she's head over heels for you
sō inuoka
can confirm
kenma kozume
i second that
tobio kageyama
mhm
tobio kageyama
i'll text her other number
buddy now
kōtarō bokuto
YEAH YOU GO KAGEYAMA-KUN!
keiji akaashi
good luck
tobio kageyama
thanks
tobio kageyama
see you in a bit
sō inuoka
yeh see ya
lev haiba
good luck kageyama!!!
lev haiba
and hey osamu-san
osamu miya
what's up?
lev haiba
how was y/n when she
facetimed you?
atsumu miya
don't even start
tetsurō kuroo
lmao
atsumu miya
she was way too excited
about it >:(
osamu miya
'cause i'm awesome
atsumu miya
no
lev haiba
hahahahahahah
sō inuoka
oh he's evil
lev haiba
yeah you better watch out,
cuz i'll take your spot in a
while too >:)
sō inuoka
yeah, no
sō inuoka
not happening
sō inuoka
bye
sō inuoka removed lev haiba from the groupchat
a / n : IT HAS ALMOST 2000 WORDS LMAO WHAT WAS I THINKING— well at least you have something to read now LMAO. hope you enjoyed and have a nice day! <3
i'm gonna continue to rewatch haikyuu with my friend today >:) we're at s2 with the tokyo training camp so thats exciting cuz it's probably my favorite part of the anime lol i love myself some good 'OYAOYAOYA' moment😋✌🏼
OKAY BYE NO ONE PROBABLY CARES ABOUT THIS HELP </3