Incorrect Marvel Stories

By the_banana05

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These are like marvel versions of those "incorrect quotes" tumblr posts you see everywhere *All characters be... More

Toad
Ostrich
Thunder
Tide Pods
Daddy
Book
Petco Pups
I run this place
Skeletons
Murder
Capri Sun
Dying Wish
Camo Jacket
Dad or Daddy who knows
Straw
Life
Strawberries?
Mood
Contact Info
Kidnapped
Sins
I like you
Patience
Idiot
Bag
Unborn
Say hey if your Gay
Chicken
Centaurs
Block People
Assignment
Ex-boyfriend
Eight Minutes
Deer or Dear?
Unclear
Waffles
Look a like
Missed you
Drunk I like you
Walking Fast
99 Bottles of Coke
Fight
Hate Myself
Marshmallows
Puddle
Dog
Best Friend
Will to Live
Mature
Rice

Bug Spray

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Pepper: "How was the camping trip?"

Peter: " My husband tried to KILL ME!"

Tony: "HE SAID THE BUGS WERE BOTHERING HIM SO I SPRAYED HIM WITH BUG SPRAY"

Peter: "A S S A U L T"

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