"Y/n!!" Morgan ran to me, squealing in delight. "Save me!!" Tony followed suit, feet thundering on the deck. She launched herself into my arms and I turned, shielding her from Tony. "Mr. Loki!" she exclaimed, squirming out of my arms and running to the god.
"Hey, not fair!" I frowned and put my hands on my hips. "Morg, I thought you said you loved me two thousand!" I called as she sat on the chair next to the god.
"I do!" she replied, diving into conversation with Loki.
"I guess we're both in the doghouse." Tony said, patting me on the back. We both walked to the group of lounge chairs, where everyone was seated. It was late in the evening and the entire group was crowded around a small firepit.
"Tony, you're kids asking the asgardian god about quantum mechanics." Sam pointed to Morgan, who was holding what looked to be some kind of gadget.
"Hey, I know about that." I slid onto the chair next to Morgan.
"When did you become an expert in quantum mechanics?" Clint asked, shifting his weight in a challenging way.
"Uh, you know when Scott and I dissapeared for a good few hours that one time?" the entire group looked taken aback. I probably should have phrased that differently...
"Hey, when you put it that way it sounds wrong!!!" Scott shouted from the bar.
"Scott and I geeked out about quantum stuff during that time. So, what's the question, Morg?"
Morgan then proceeded to ask about the quantum realm, to which Scott and I both argued about for a good minute. Scott used the fact that he had been there to win the argument. I let him have that one.
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"You ever think about having kids, Reindeer Games?" Tony asked, staring at the table in front of him. Loki started choking on his drink, coughing up a storm. Thor clapped his brother on the back a few times.
"Where did that question come from?" Pepper asked Tony, who shrugged. Loki was thumping a fist on his chest, still coughing silently.
"Everyone here either has kids, hates them or doesn't want 'em." he explained, wisely skimming over the other reason one Avenger didn't have kids.
"Yeah, what are god kids like?" Sam leaned back in his lounge chair. "Can they like, sway the fate of the ten realms or whatever?"
"Nine realms." Loki, Thor and I said in unison. Sam rolled his eyes and waved a hand.
"Our children are just like yours, they only live much longer." Thor told the group, ignoring his brothers beet red face. "My brother once expressed that he wished for children in the future, to answer your question." Loki glared daggers at Thor, who only continued talking. "I'm sure he still feels the same way." he smiled innocently
"This just got real awkward." Nat commented dryly. I nodded my agreement.
"What about you, y/n? Ya like kids? Want 'em?" Tony smirked to me.
"I don't think biological kids are for me." I told him vaguely.
"Not into the whole pregnancy thing? I get it, Pep was crazy when-" the billionaire was silenced by a rolled up magazine to the head.
"I can't get pregnant because I don't have a uterus, dude." I said bluntly, hoping to gain a laugh or two.
"Same here! Scooped clean sisters!" Yelena raised her beer bottle to me. (I added Yelena bc I'm in love with her)
"Makes things so much easier, right?" I smiled to her and clinked my glass with hers. Joking about what happened to me at HYDRA was way easier than just talking about it.
"Thats not something to joke about, sister." Nat threw Yelena a scolding look. (they're speaking in Russian btw)
"Just let me joke about my trauma, jeez, your such a mom." she flopped back into the couch and took a sip of beer. She turned to Bucky with a suspicious look. "Your lack of reaction is confusing."
"Ex HYDRA agent. I know what they did to the girls there." Bucky shrugged. He had helped me through the entire process. He knew it was a sensitive subject. His eyes were darting over everyones faces, gauging wether or not he needed to punch someone for reacting poorly. I didn't have the courage to look at anything but my drink.
"I'm sorry they did that you you, sister." Nat looked at me with sincerity. "I know what that's like. Its not fun." I offered her the best smile I could muster and nodded once.
"Okay, this is supposed to be a party cruise, lets have some fun, sheesh! All this depressing talk is driving me nuts." Yelena stood up and held a hand out to me. "Jump in the pool with me." I smiled and stood up.
"Don't." Steve advised. "You'll get sick. I once knew a guy who jumped in a frozen lake and died of hypothermia in the same day."
"Sorry, Stars n' Stripes. I'm here for a good time not a long one~" I told him, skipping off to the edge of the pool with the blonde who had adopted me as her sister not too long ago.
"PARTY CRUISE!!" Yelena shouted, throwing her arms up and catapulting herself into the water.
"HYPOTHERMIA CRUISE!!" I yelled, copying her moves and jumping in. The blonde waved to me underwater and crossed her eyes, pretending to drown. Both of us surfaced laughing.
"My turn!" Morgan was yanked back into her fathers lap and frowned. "No fair, I wanna jump in like Auntie Yelena and Y/n!"
"Absolutely not. They are both assassins that lived in Russia, they can take a bit of cold-"
"Y/n can take a lot of cold." Nat coughed through a smirk. Tony clapped his hands over his daughters ears and gaped. I flicked water at her, making the fire pit hiss and crackle.
"She sure can." Loki hummed, flipping the page in his book nonchalantly. I gaped at them both and scoffed.
"I am missing context, but I think I'm okay with it." Yelena stated, floating on her back.
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I AM SO SORRY
College has thanos snapped all my free time and between band and school I barely have time for homework. thanks for all the love and support, Thaw hit #1 in #Lokimarvel not too long ago so thanks so much for that!
it feels so good to be qblw to say this again....
its meme time baby!
Morgan, on her way to cause drama between Yn and Scott:
this is so canon its not even funny
me, suddenly updating
my readers
the poster someone hung in the art building on campus
me, adding Yelena in