Stafire X Matthias cos fuck you guys.
I'm going to base this off that freaking photos cos fuck you guys.
This'll get bad really fast
Cos fuck you guys
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"Matthias Køhler why are you wearing my shirt?!" I yell as I run into the living room, only to see my boyfriend of 6 months, wearing my favorite crop top.
"Snap-Chatting Norge to see what he says." He says, phone in hand, taking a selfie.
"Out of all the things my boyfriend has done, you have won the prize for the weirdest." I say laughing.
"So far he hasn't responded."
"I wonder why. "
"Are you saying there's something wrong with my fashion taste?"
"Kinda yeah."
"Yeah?"
"He's most likely scared of those photos. I know I would be."
"I hate you."
"Nah. You don't."
I walked over and hugged him. He smiled and mussels into my neck. Right when we were both comfortable, he got a snap-chat from Lukas.
All it said was, "what the hell are you wearing"
Matthias laughed and just put "it's a crop top"
"I worry about you." I say.
"I worry about me too." He says looking down at his open stomach. Just then Alex ran into the door outside, telling;
"FUCKIN SHIT!"
I walked to the front door and looked at Alex.
"You know, knocking used to be a thing."
"Sorry, but Lukas told me Matthias was wearing a crop top?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Wanted to see what Norge said.
"What did he say?"
" 'What the hell are you wearing?' "
"Seems legit."
"Want a sandwich?"
"Sure."
I led her inside and she sat next to Matthias, and she looked at his stomach with a puzzled look.
"What?"
"Just...just... what the fuck?"
"I just wanted to see what Norge said ok?" He said with a shrug.
Alex gave him a dirty look, then started to laugh loudly. I came back into the room with some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, which she ate whole.
"Have you ever heard of chewing?!" Matthias yelled.
"Yes but I love Lasm's sandwiches so much!"
"I wonder about my choice of friends and boyfriends." I say with a laugh.
"Oh really?" Alex says. She walks up to me and tackles me to the floor.
"WHAT THE FUCK ALEX GET OF OF ME!" I shout. She laughs and straddles me.
"No. I don't think I will."
Matthias just took a picture of us and sent it to someone.
"To Lukas!" he says as he sent it.
"You motherfuckers." I mumble.
Matthias' phone chimed and all the picture said was;
"why aren't you joining"
"Should I join?" he asks.
"NO." Alex says. She then rolled of of me and laughed at my frown. "You look like you just won tickets to a Nickelback concert."
"I hate you guys." I sat up and sat by Matthias.
"No, we do it because we love you. Lasm." He says as he kisses me sweetly.
"Well the way you two show your love is ridiculous." I say a I kiss him back.
"Oh Matthias?" Alex says.
"Yeah?"
"Will she get that shirt back anytime soon?"
"Nah, I like this shirt so, I'm keeping it for a while." He says with a smirk.
"God damn it Matthias." I say hitting his head.
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I- I- I have nothing to say about this story other than that was beautiful.
So... enjoy this crappy short story!
I could totally see Lukas running in there like
"I thought there would be a threesome so I brought my best camera"
And Alex, Lasm and Matthias groaning because he's an idiot
Well.
Bye.
HERE COMES THE UNICORN!
Zinga-Ding-Ding!
Stay toasty my bros!
（＾∇＾）Marcie