This is gonna end badly. It just feels like it.
What am I doing with my life? Can anyone tell me that? I write porn. AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT. YEP.
PRUSSIA X READER X AMERICA
BWAHAHAHAHHA you liked the last lemon's ending so.... Do I even have to explain?
Just have some tissues nearby. Alex. :)
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"Your poison running through my veins..."
Poison by Alice Cooper. Love that song. I was singing it while taking out the trash and Alfred walked around the corner.
"Alllleeeexx!"
Don't make eye contact. DONT MAKE EYE CONTACT-
"Are you purposely ignoring me...?"
"No."
Like hell WHY DID I ANSWER?!
he walked up to me with a smirk.
"I knew you were listening. So how are you?"
"F... fine I guess."
Ok, let's just say, ever since he walked in in Gilbert and I doing the do, it's been... different. And what Feliciano said*... ugh. I don't want to think about that.
"Wadda mean, 'I guess'!?"
"I mean I guess."
I walked back to my house and he followed.
" I don't remember inviting you in."
"May I come in?"
"Fine."
He pulled a glass of wine out from his jacket and started to drink it.
"What the hell? why the heck were you carrying that around?!"
"Why not? I get thirsty during my walks."
"SO YOU BROUGHT WINE WITH YOU?!"
"Pretty much. Yeah."
"Why not a Monster, or Red Bull...?!"
"Cause I wanted wine."
"YOU NARK."
"did you just call me a... 'nark'?"
"Yes i did Mr. Narky Nark."
"Alex, don't call me a nark."
"NARKNARKNARKNARKNAR-"
He then got up and pinned me to the wall.
"I'm not a fucking nark, whatever the hell that is...what is it?"
"look it up in a dictionary, and your photo will be next to it."
"Now you're just being stupid."
"At least I'm not a nark."
"YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT"
He pushed me on the couch and kissed me roughly.
"H...Hey! st... stop!"
"Nope."
He un-buttoned my shirt and I tried to push him off but it came to no avail.
"ALFRED YOU FUCKING NARK, I WILL END YOU AND IF I DONT GILBERT WILL"
"We'll see about that."
He kissed my collar bone and a slight moan came out of my mouth.
I SWEAR WHEN THIS IS OVER HE WON'T BE ABLE TO PEE FOR WEEKS
He then took his shirt off and threw it across the room. He took mine off as well , and left a trail of kisses from my jaw to my waist.
"A...lfred... s.....top...."
He then kissed me again and licked my lower lip asking for entrance, and I let him, because know this won't go on for much longer. His tongue explored all of my mouth, and his hands went to my shorts, but before he could pull them down the door opens.
"Alex?"
"Gilbert?"
Alfred and I looked at the door only to see the German standing there.
"I.... can explain...?"
Alfred tried to say, but Gilbert interrupted.
"Usually, I would throw you out but I think I'll just join in."
WHAT FUCKING NOPE NOPE NOPE THIS ISN'T HAPPENING ASS, VAGINA, I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
He closed and LOCKED the door behind him, and took his shirt and shoes off, and walked to us.
"That's more like it! Gil!" Alfred cheered.
"HELLO?! THINK ABOUT MY GENTILES HERE"
"Nah, we're only gonna zink about you."
R.I.P MY ASS. YOU'LL BE MISSED DEARLY. YOU HAVE DONE WELL FOR ME THESE LAST 22 YEARS. A SALUTE FOR MY ASS PLEASE. **
"Well, lets not wait any longer Gil. Lets do this."
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HAHAHAHHA CLIFFHANGER YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT ALEX, UNTIL I FIGURE OUT HOW I WANNA WRITE THIS SO HAHAHHAHAHAH YOU'RE WELCOME FOR PART ONE
* he said "next time can i join in" remember?
** IM IN TEARS OK I AM IN TEARS I THINK I MAY NEED THOSE TISSUES
HERE COMES THE UNICORN!
Zinga-Ding-Ding!
Stay toasty my bros!
（＾∇＾）Marcie