What happens in the Departed Realm, Stays in the Departed Realm

Soul Archer makes Morro believe he is having an Afterlife Crisis

After running a while, Morro realized something.
"Why the fuck am I running? I can fly!" Morro said to himself
So he flew around the Departed Realm for a while until he spotted Soul Archer.
Morro just landed in a non-peaceful and obvious way.
"Kid! You scared the shit out of me!" Soul Archer said
"Dude I need advice." Morro said panicking
"Oh? Do you have a crush?!" Soul Archer said with a smirk.
"What? Ew...no!Something different..." Morro said trying to diverged the conversation to a different topic.
"Aw...Such a shame. You could really use a boyfriend." Soul Archer said like a disappointed father.
"You're more concerned with my love life, than the actual question.Also,what do you mean by BoYFrIenD?I'm not gay!" Morro protested
"You're not straight that's for sure." Soul Archer muttering. Morro heard but they could argue later.
"Anyway... there are two woman that are potentially out to get me. What do I do?" Morro said desperately
"I dunno give them flowers?" Soul Archer said his mind going blank
"Yeah, as if Bansha would like flowers as a piece offering, and I don't want Wrayth to think I'm hitting on his girlfriend." Morro said sarcastically
"Wait, Wrayth has a Girlfriend?!!"Soul Archer said shocked
"Yeah, even I didn't believe it! Like, when did he have the time, and how?!" Morro said still finding it unbelievable.
"She can't have been anyone in The Cursed Realm. She's too nice." Soul Archer said
"Look dude, I don't know how to solve your little problem but the least I can do is distract those girls." Soul Archer said
"Thanks dude, your an afterlife saver!" Morro said as he was about to leave.
"Oh, and Morro?" Soul Archer said
"What?" Morro asked
"Please get a boyfriend." Soul Archer said
Morro sighed and flew away.
Soul Archer was being ridiculous. There's no way he is gay! It's illegal to not be straight!  There's no way...
Right?