Incorrect Quotes: Book 3 (SAA...

By IhateOnions-

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If you haven't read Book One and Two, you should! So, Basically all the countries of South asia in one big me... More

Basic stuff you should know part three
trying to accept the fact (2)
like twenty (3)
Hugging Tibet (4)
leader of a cult (5)
yearbook (6)
all you can eat (7)
ONCE (8)
how many children do u have (9)
Sophisticated adults (10)
snakes of bread (11)
following myself for days (12)
..an idea (13)
Ramesh (14)
lets talk about your father (15)
Gut tell you (16)
its just a crush (17)
Bless you (18)
behaving perfectly (19)
Bruce the Shovel (20)
Enjoying my pain (21)
you cant microwave foil (22)
Not sorry (23)
Nepal stares at Nepal (24)
I asked him about the weather (25)
They're after me (26)
Couch on fire (27)
Permanently exhausted pigeon (28)
Photosynthesis (29)
are getting married? (30)
Bench is freshly painted (31)
Share the pizza (32)
Oof (33)
China how ya feeling? (34)
pretty scale (35)
Meet fluffy (36)
Laugh out loud at inappropriate settings (37)
The Penguin tried to eat Bhutan (38)
Packing peanuts (39)
But Wolverine has (40)
Oof (41)
Oof (42)
Spiders wearing chappals (43)
Same birthday as me (44)
Horse Divorces (45)
I can make a hat (46)
Bread smarter than you (47)
The Sun revolves around the earth (48)
Im confused as well (49)
Holy shoot i found it (50)
Im sorry- (51)
Silly dare (52)
Did you order a pizza (53)
Things i want (54)
The Final straw (55)
Relationship advice (56)
May i take your jacket (57)
Thank you, next (58)
Tea shirt (59)
Oof (60)
Oof (61)
Stranger to say (62)
Aren't They?? (63)
I'd wait for 15 minutes (64)
The one person i trusted the most? (65)
Kyle (66)
Dont be silly Pigeon dude (67)
Atoms cant touch each other (68)
Did she win? (69)
Thats for hiccups (70)
She called my name first (71)
Loyalty (72)
loss for words (73)
Time management (74)
4 out of 5 dentists agree (75)
I wasnt listening (76)
Thats toy story (77)
Dare them to marry you (78)
Found them (79)
Refrigerator (80)
Brain of yours (81)
Put the bandage back on (82)
Their fear fuels me (83)
I am your son (84)
Mistlefoe (85)
Christmas is cancelled (86)
Look alot like Christmas (87)
Christmas gets so much harder as you grow older (88)
I woke up in a box (89)
Orange (90)
stop acting like kids (91)
Platonic- (92)
Furby (93)
I only have one minute (94)
Arrhythmia (95)
You dropped the ring six times (96)
What is this about again? (97)
oof (98)
no I in Happyness (99)
Homework (100)
Slug hospital (101)
Pretty boy (102)
Earth had two suns (103)
Oof (104)
I'm gonna be at all your funerals (105)
Daisy (106)
Depends on the context (107)
Despacidon't (108)
Oof (109)
I missed your call (110)
February 14th (111)
No date (112)
Oof (113)
Another oof (114)
A Mosquito tried to bite me (115)
Not in the street (116)
I am literally Perfection (117)
Afghanistan and Pakistan as detectives (118)
Im short ok (119)
Caw Caw (120)
Perhaps you misheard me (121)
oof (122)
50 dogs (123)
Your hot (124)
Adult Supervision
Bury me with 7 extra bones (126)
SaArC's BiRtHdAy (127)
Oof (128)
N e j (129)
Oof (131)
Frightening, isn't it? (132)
aNd vUlNeRaBLe (133)
So drab and uninspired (134)
...SOON (135)
ill ask Nepal when i see him (136)
This isnt a bagel (137)
OoF (138)
Disaster Gays (139)
oof (140)
Chai (141)
πŸ’…πŸ˜Œ (142)
fLoWeR bRiDgE (143)
H A (144)
Happy independance day Pakistan! (145)
Hideous thing under my bed (146)
oOf (147)
We got lost :( (148)
I d k a t t h i s p o i n t (149)
Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects (150)
Ill give her mouth to mouth- (151)
*cries* (153)
i could buy enough sour cream to fill a bath tub (154)
p o o r t h e m i - (155)
F for India (156)
Taoyan de ren (157)
I wouldn't throw a rock at it (158)
it only works on India (159)
we're at a funeral (160)
and for punching me in the face? (161)
i trust my kids (162)
atleast shes having fun (163)
H E S F A M I L Y (164)
building a family (165)
beat me in a duel first (166)
m e o w (167)
yoU'rE tOo sHoRt (168)

Cheap Kazoo (130)

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By IhateOnions-

Bangladesh: You played me like a fiddle!

Pakistan: Oh no, Bangla. Fiddles are actually difficult to play

Pakistan: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are

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