Q: What is it like to accidentally eat shi?
Shenrao: The laxative, I was at the base, I just finished eating, and now I want to die.
It took several seconds after the incident happened before he realized what had happened.
The little brothers behind were all stunned.
Some looked disgusting and entangled, some wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, some were too shocked, and their brains were blank...
Neither one of them even thought of helping Shenrao.
It directly caused him to yell in a hurry: "Water! Fuck me water!"
As a result, the taste in his mouth became more fragrant when he spoke.
Shen Rao wished he could die here.
It happened that among the people he had brought with him was a water system supernatural person, and he finally reacted at this moment. A stream of clear water was sent out in a hurry.
Unfortunately, it was so coincidental that there were no cups around, so I could only hold it in my hand for Shenrao to drink.
Shenrao: "..."
Mom's mentally retarded!
But the situation was urgent, and he couldn't help it.
He slammed his head down and took a big sip from the palm of the hand of the water system supernatural power. He gurgled his mouth and was about to vomit it out.
The next second, there was a sudden choke in his throat.
So he drank that sip of water directly.
Shenrao coughed violently, he couldn't help it anymore, he wanted to leave here now, immediately, and immediately! Go find a source of water that can really solve his problem!
He didn't have time to worry about Mingyue Lu Qin, so he pushed aside his men and ran away.
After running less than ten meters, everyone watched Shen Rao suddenly disappear to the ground.
His elite little brothers were taken aback, shouting "captain" and ran over, only to discover that a deep hole had been dug here and covered with a cloth to prevent dust from flying.
Shen Rao may not have seen it, so he stepped on the air and fell directly in.
He lay motionless on the ground, tried to raise his arm, but found that he could not use force.
Mostly fractured.
The boys yelled about his situation, and Shenrao at the bottom of the pit looked gloomy and didn't want to say a word.
He just wants to destroy the world now.
Shi Mingyue put her hand on her eyebrows, looked at Shenrao's mess in the distance, and spoke leisurely.
"Poor."
She turned her head and smiled sweetly at
Lu Qin: "Look, he has been retributed, right?" So don't be angry?
She looked at Lu Qin with bright eyes.
Lu Qin's original anger had disappeared by three points a long time ago, and now it is all gone.
He was originally angry because Shenrao didn't respect Shi Mingyue, and since she had done it by herself, he really didn't have to worry about it anymore.
Before leaving, just find a chance to teach Shenrao a lesson.
Therefore, Lu Qin nodded and looked at Shi Mingyue and said word by word: "Thank God, I will pay him back."
Although they all know that this "God" is Shi Mingyue himself.
Uncle He, who was on the side, dared to come out at this moment, and he walked over with a pig cautiously.
While the supervisor also went to Shenrao, Uncle He quietly said to Shi Mingyue: "Girl, this is the pig you bought. Alas, you spent too much money, this group of people cheated you!"
Shi Mingyue shakes He shook his head and comforted him: "You can rest assured, I have a count."
Although the crystal nucleus was given out, it does not mean that there is no chance to get it back?
She just took advantage of the opportunity to give the crystal nucleus, and quietly put the faulty "mung bean" in the system.
Now it seems that the effect is full.
Shenrao's African buff is estimated to continue forever.
However, Shi Mingyue actually feels a little really fragrant with such a good result?
She wondered that she still had to recycle the mung beans.
She couldn't bear to give it to Shenrao, and Shenrao didn't deserve it!
Let Shenrao feel the taste of mung beans first, and when they are about to leave, they can take them back together with the crystal core.
Uncle He also sighed, and no longer discouraged her, but handed the pig to Shi Mingyue and the others.
"I specially picked a pregnant sow for you. It is in good health and there is nothing wrong with it. After you give birth to a piglet, you can raise it yourself."
Uncle He is a real person, although there is no way to stop Shenrao and others. Behavior, but do his best to keep Shi Mingyue from spending money in vain.
With piglets, it is much easier to breed.
Shi Mingyue moved in her heart and said sincerely: "Master, thank you. Do you want to leave this base? To be honest, we also have a base, and the treatment is definitely not worse than here."
As long as He nodded, Shi Mingyue is definitely one million. Willing to take him away.
Uncle He was taken aback.
But she shook her head and smiled helplessly: "I'm old and don't want to run around. Just stay here... Girl, thank you."
"It's okay!"
Shi Mingyue is a pity, but she After all, it can't be overwhelming.
Everyone has his own choice.
The Bawang base has a large population, and naturally there are pre-apocalyptic doctors.
Soon, the doctor came to make a diagnosis for Shen Rao.
-Right hand fracture, knee dislocation, whole body bruises and bruises.
Let alone the issue of medicines, the current injury requires three months in bed.
Shenrao was lying on the bed feebly, already weakened to swear.
He looked at the ceiling and suddenly felt a panic.
Ability requires constant exercise and practice to improve, and it needs to absorb a large number of crystal nuclei to upgrade the class.
But for the next three months, he will be a useless person, and his abilities will be in a stagnant state...Many people are staring at the title of Captain of the Combat Team, can he keep it?
What's more, he has almost lost half of his combat power now. What if there are a few cruel ones who plan to get rid of him and let him make a position?
Shen Rao knew too much about how ruthless certain abilities in the Overlord's base were.
For status, for materials, for power...everything is extremely.
Because he himself is so superior.
No, he must act first! Can't just wait and die like this!
Shen Rao got up all the time, and ignoring his crooked body, he planned to conquer a few henchmen and stand in line to stabilize his position.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he walked out the door, a flowerpot that had fallen from a high altitude suddenly fell from the sky.
It happened to hit Shenrao's head.
He fainted on the spot.
Shi Mingyue not only bought pigs, but also a few crop seeds that were not available in Mingyue's base.
It can be said to be full of gains.
After that, Shenrao didn't make trouble, and the price of the purchases became quite normal. Although expensive, but at least within her acceptable range.
So the team stayed one more day.
Unexpectedly, the next day I heard the big news that the captain of the combat team was smashed by a flowerpot.
Although Shenrao himself did not die, he seemed to be in a coma all the time, and the situation was not good.
Shi Mingyue: Mung beans, mung beans, the eternal god.
This effect is comparable to that of a top superpower, right?
But this matter will not go down so simply.
Because things were so bizarre, many people thought that someone deliberately wanted to kill Shenrao, so they all clamored to arrest the "prisoner."
Yang Da glanced at Shi Mingyue's face, and said kindly: "Especially the deputy captain of the combat team, I want to make merit by catching the prisoner, and succeed in getting to the top!"
It is not a trivial matter to attack the superpower, especially the superpower. The captain of the player.
The deputy captain was eager to do his job, so he began to interrogate and interrogate wildly in the base, very rude.
Yang Da, as a person whom Shen Rao had contacted before, was also listed as a suspect.
I wanted to find a place to avoid it, but I didn't expect to be so unlucky when I turned around and ran into Mu Zhuyu.
He instantly recognized that this was with those terrifying outsiders, and then turned his head to run, and was caught by Lu Qin.
Yang Da was desperate: "What are you doing again? I didn't attack you in the middle of the night!"
Lu Qin narrowed his eyes and stared at him: "There is no ghost in my heart, what are you running?"
Yang Da: ...All right.
Can't he recruit directly!
This time, before the moon was feeding, Yang Da directly explained the movement in the base.
He cautiously bowed to the big man in front of him a few times: "Big brother and big sister, let me go? I have said everything I know..." As
soon as he finished speaking, the chandelier above his head suddenly loosened without warning, and fell down instantly!
Had it not been for Lu Qin's quick-eyed hand to kick him, Yang Da would have been smashed to pieces.
Yang Da couldn't take care of the painful back waist being kicked, looked at the chandelier fragments there, opened his eyes wide, and couldn't help muttering to himself: "Fuck, what's wrong with me today, it's too unlucky... ..."
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a chill on his scalp.
——Lu Qin just came over and kicked him directly against the wall, rubbing his scalp against the decorations on the wall.
The decoration has a sharp edge, just so coincidentally, he cut a part of his hair directly!
If there was a mirror now, Yang Da would know that his hair was neat and tidy, and a small amount of hair was missing, and even his scalp was exposed.
Amidst the unbearable laughter of other people, Yang Da's pain mask: "I'm too back today!" I
got diarrhea in the morning and almost got hit when I went out. As a result, I ran into Shi Mingyue within two steps. Fleeing from the hands of the god of death!
Should he look at the almanac today?
After hearing this, Shi Mingyue gave him a thoughtful look.
She slowly walked to Yang Da's front and squatted down, spreading her hands towards him.
Yang Da stammered and said, "Sister, what's wrong..."
"Take it out?" Shi Mingyue looked at him with a smile, "Did you steal something again?"
... Grass! ! ! How does she know? !
Yang Da's eyes widened, and he wanted to deny it.
But think of Shi Mingyue's dish... he felt that he should give up resistance.
In frustration, he began to take things out of his pocket.
Pens, batteries, lipstick, jewelry... Yang Da's pocket is like a treasure chest.
Finally, he finally took out the familiar cloth bag.
Shi Mingyue picked it up and took a look.
The number of crystal nuclei is almost the same, it should not be much less. The most important mung bean is also lying at the bottom.
If you don't look carefully, others won't find it.
No wonder Shenrao and Yang Da didn't notice.
By putting back the things in her bag, she quickly put the small cloth bag into the backpack, so as not to contaminate herself with the strange buff.
Then he glanced at Yang Da with a smile.
"Only the past day, did you steal so much again?"
The things in this place completely proved Yang Da's "great feat."
Yang Da was crying and couldn't say a word.
Although Shi Mingyue warned him, Jinpen's hand washing was so simple.
But one day, he made a comeback again. But even though he stole a lot, these things are worthless! Only that cloth bag contains many crystal nuclei.
Hearing that Shenrao's accident, Yang Da's first reaction was to go to Shenrao to search for good things when others were too late to respond.
Taking advantage of the chaos, he managed to touch the cloth bag from Shen Rao who was unconscious.
I didn't expect it to be gone soon after I got it.
Unlucky, too unlucky!
Shi Mingyue saw him look frustrated, and the old god was there, and the god mysteriously said: "Speaking of which, do you think it is bad luck today? Did you also hear that Shenrao also had bad luck."
Yang Day was taken aback and hesitated. Said: "Yes..."
After all, the matter of opening one's mouth and eating a fascinating object was too weird, and it quickly spread in the circle of the base.
"Then you don't want to think about why?" Shi Mingyue was tempted.
Why?
Yang Da was at a loss, his eyes gradually focused on Shi Mingyue.
Because... They both offended Shi Mingyue?
If you think about it, this is really possible!
But how did she do it? Is there some kind of mysterious power? ! He heard that some people with mental supernatural powers can even manipulate other people's thoughts! Maybe Mingyue is this kind of person?
Yang's brain was wide open, he was terrified when he thought about it, and his face was scared.
Shi Mingyue wanted this effect.
She clicked on something on the ground: "I will warn you one last time, return the stolen thing, and don't do this in the future."
"Otherwise..."
"You don't want to be unlucky all the time, right?"
Shi Mingyue Showed a gentle smile.
Yang Da felt cold sweat on his back.
Thinking of Shenrao's fate, he wouldn't dare to give him a thousand more courage.
"Don't dare, I don't dare anymore!" The
African curse was terrifying.