(Y/n) = Your name
(L/n) = Last name
(F/c) = favorite color
(A/n) authors note
(F/d) = Favorite drink
Bold= Ghost Rider talking
Italics = thinking
All caps = shouting
* = the star mark means action
------------------Narrator's p.o.v
After talking to Lucifer and (Y/n) getting Lucifer to join her harem then meeting her daughter for the first time, now the group is now standing in front of the gates of Hell but enough lets get on with the meat and potatoes
(Y/n)'s p.o.v
After a very long trip we've finally made it the entrance of Hell but there's this feeling I'm being watched from the shadows
(Y/n): hey Zarathos do you get the feeling we're being watched
Zarathos: indeed you focus on opening the gates and I'll make sure nothing sneaks up on us
I nod as walk up towards the gates ready to pour out some hellish energy into the seal but then Zarathos transforms my midsection as I see a ghostly white chain pieces where my right kidney would normally be
Pandemonica: holy shit, you good (Y/n)?!?!
(Y/n): I'm fine just make sure everyone is out of my way
Pandemonica just nods and tells everyone to not get involved with what might happen, I turn away from the gates and look at the open area only to find another chain flying towards my head so I quickly moved to the side and narrowly dodged it, then I hear a voice from the where the chain came from
Narrator's p.o.v
???: well your reactions are quite fast for a human
(Y/n): well when your forced into the military, stuff like that gets picked up pretty quickly
???: but they won't save you from your Judgment Day trespasser
(Y/n): yeah yeah, enough chit chat let's get this show on the road and I'm guessing your name is Judgement
Judgement: *smirks evilly* it is but you'll dead before you get the chance to remember the name
And just like that both of them charged at each other with (Y/n) landing the first blow to Judgement's stomach stunning her and then delivering a strong kick to the head sending Judgement into a pillar leaving a spiderweb impact on the pillar
(Y/n): come on now I haven't got a chance to use some CQC yet
Judgement: *gets out of the pillar* don't get cocky now
Judgement rushes back at (Y/n) at tremendous speeds and slashes at (Y/n) neck only for (Y/n) to dodge out of the way and then hip throws Judgment to ground then puts her into a sleeper hold
(Y/n): summit now and I'll allow you to breathe
Judgement: f-*coughs* f-fuck you
Unbeknownst of (Y/n) Judgement had summoned another chain that has now wrapped around (Y/n) and starts to strangle (Y/n)
Judgement: hehehe aww what's the matter did your ego go fall of a cliff or something~?
(Y/n) didn't say anything back but instead grabs the chains and let's out a demonic roar as hell fire surrounds (Y/n) and pushes Judgement backwards as the flames spiral into the air as a giant skull is made from the fire
Judgement: what the hell is this?!
(Y/n): Vengeance
As the flames die down and reveal (Y/n)in her Rider form with Judgement's chains in her hand inspecting it with some interest
(Y/n): nice chains but mine are better
After say that (Y/n) drops the chains then conjures her own chain and wraps it around her hand
Judgement: why is the Rider in Hell
(Y/n): work related business but since you attacked me, I have every right to subdue and/or seduce you and no I didn't stutter
Judgement didn't know what to say and get the chance to as (Y/n) spear tackles Judgement into the ground then slugs Judgement across the face knocking her out
(Y/n): done and done bring on the next
Lucifer: Charlie stay with Justice ok?
Charlie: o-ok
With Charlie agreeing to stay with Justice, Lucifer makes her way over to (Y/n) who is reverting back to her human self and the unconscious Judgement
Lucifer: you didn't have to knock her out
(Y/n): would you want her dead or knocked out Lucy
Lucifer: alive but I still don't know why she attacked you though you're the Rider after all
(Y/n): we can ask her when she wakes up and I poured a good amount of power into the gates so we should be able to open them
Lucifer: fine, just make sure she isn't dead
<time skip 15 mins brought to you by Chibi (Y/n) helping Chibi Charlie with her pyrokinesis>
After about 15 minutes past and Judgement is regaining conscience so she try to move an arm to head but finds herself unable to move
(Y/n): I wouldn't try to struggle since you'll most likely burn yourself and it'll tighten up if it feels any resistance
Judgement: what do you want?
(Y/n): well I'm just figuring out why you attacked me that's all
Judgement: I thought you were a trespasser, so I attacked you in hopes of bringing you to the Sin Machine
(Y/n): you now realize that wouldn't have worked right since I'm technically still a soulless husk
Zarathos: that's a lie and you know it
(Y/n): and she doesn't need to know that now does she. Now how would you like to join me in the Mortal Realm
Judgement: what?
(Y/n): you heard me right, so what do you say?
Judgement: and what do I get out of this?
(Y/n): well you could bring Judgement Day to the sinners of the Mortal Realm
Judgement:*Judgement gives (Y/n) a blank look* really that's it
(Y/n): and I want you to join my harem as well
Judgement: fine I'll join your harem but once you get your soul back, your Judgement Day will happen
(Y/n): that's fine, now get comfortable
Judgement: wait what do you mean by tha- *(Y/n) hoists Judgement into her shoulder* HEY PUT ME DOWN!!!
(Y/n): now let's get going
Judgement: NO YOU PUT ME DOWN NOW RIDER!!!!
(Y/n): hahahahaha
<location (Y/n)'s house-time skip 3 hrs 30 mins brought to you by Chibi (Y/n) teaching Chibi Judgement CQC>
After a long flight from Noaton the gang finally got to (Y/n)'s place which happens to be a small mansion with 100 acres of property and a pool but we see (Y/n) wearing some more casual clothing in the kitchen finishing off making chocolate pancakes and Pandemonica's coffee
((A/n): this is what the house looks like))
(Y/n)'s p.o.v
After making everyone pancakes and Pandemonica her coffee I find Lucy first sitting next to Charlie
(Y/n): *walks in front of them* pancakes?
Charlie: yes please! *takes a plate and starts to eat*
Lucifer: of course *takes plate and takes a bite*
Charlie & Lucifer: it's soooooo good!!
(Y/n): I'm glad you both like them
Lucifer: though I have to say, I still can't figure out how you get them perfectly thin every single time and the way you spin them in the air, there must be some sorcery involved
(Y/n): nope just natural talent and experience
Lucifer: yeah sure, better give everyone their pancakes
After Lucy said that I make my way over to Modeus who is reading a romcom manga with a light blush visible on her face
(Y/n): pancakes? *notices what Modeus is reading* Are you reading a romcom?
Modeus: never heard of this "romance" stuff before, it's the kinkiest shit I've ever seen, maybe I've been doing things wrong all this time?
(Y/n): what, you wanna go on a date?
Modeus: I've always known you were a perverted degenerate
I just roll my eyes and place her pancakes next to Modeus on a desk next the bookshelf and made my way over to Justice
(Y/n): pancakes?
Justice: awesome
(Y/n): I do have a question though
Justice: shoot
(Y/n): why do you never take your shades off?
Justice: oh that, simple it's because I'm blind
Zarathos: I just thought you had a "cool eye" under them Flybreaker
Justice: well you thought wrong Zarathos
Zarathos: whatever let's go
(Y/n): sure Zarathos, enjoy the pancakes Justice
After talking to Justice I find Pandemonica sitting at desk with a shit ton of paper
(Y/n): pancakes and coffee
Pandemonica: *takes a swig of the coffee* ah much better
(Y/n): so your not thinking about breaking my hands
Pandemonica: normal I would but since you make such good coffee I've decided against it
(Y/n): cool beans, just let me know if you need a refill
Pandemonica: of course but let me reward you *lovingly kisses (Y/n) on the cheek*
After getting kissed on the cheek by Pandemonica I make my over to Malina who is looking online to find some good turn based strategy games
(Y/n): pancakes
Malina: do you know how hard it is to find new turn based strategies we could play? Almost everything mankind had produced is ether a half-assed sequel or a shitty ripoff
(Y/n): *places down Malina's pancakes next to Malina* eh I would like to play them anyway
Malina: same here, unfortunately, we will need a lot of alcohol
After chatting to Malina I find Zdrada in the smoking corner with the window open enough to allow the cigarette smoke to exit the building and her trying light her cigarette by snapping her fingers in front of it
(Y/n): pancakes
Zdrada: sure but I could use some fire
(Y/n): *places down the her pancakes* yeah not with that pathetic thing *takes Zdrada's cigarette*
Zdrada: h-hey, what the hell!!
(Y/n): instead use these *places a Cuban cigar in her mouth* and only light it with a wooden match since it preserves the flavor *lights the cigar with a match*
Zdrada: *takes a puff then nods* thanks and where did get theses
(Y/n): a friend of mine gave them to me and don't worry your cute little ass I've got plenty and make sure if you are going to smoke make sure it's in this corner got it
After talking with Zdrada I make my way over to Azazel who looks as pale as a ghost
(Y/n): pancakes
Azazel: how long have I been here?
(Y/n): about an hour an a half plus two hour flight from Noaton
Azazel: it feels like forever, the things I've seen, the things I've done... I could write a spectacular paper on this but nobody would believe me, it's just too surreal
(Y/n): oh...
Zarathos: fuck...
Azazel: and my research has barely scratched the surface, you want to join me on my studies today?
(Y/n): you study to much, eat your pancakes and take this *hands Azazel a drawing of the 7 Deadly Sins and a diagram of minor sins*
((A/n): the top image is the drawing of the sins and the bottom image is the diagram))
After handing Azazel the papers I make my over to Cerberus who is looking quite guilty about something
(Y/n): pancakes
Cerberus: we messed up
(Y/n): didn't tell me you attacked the neighbor's sheep *the sound of banging could be heard at the door*
Cerberus: ...
(Y/n): you better hope that isn't the police at the door
I sighed and turned my attention to Judgement who is very on edge about the front door
(Y/n): pancakes
Judgement: TRESPASSERS SEEK TO INVADE OUR DOMAIN! SHOULD I DISPOSE OF THEM?
(Y/n): no need, I'll take care of it
Judgement: *starts eating a pancake like a burrito* sure, have fun
Narrator's p.o.v
Outside the mansion we can see two people waiting at the front door one of them standing at 6'3" wearing a crimson red wide floppy brim fedora and a red frock overcoat with a red cape on it and the other standing at 5'5" wearing yellow uniform of sorts with a matching miniskirt
???: master do you want me to knock on the door
???: police girl if you knock again you'll knock the door off it's hinges, so yes go right ahead
After the taller one finished talking the smaller one nodded and when they were about to knock the door flys opens and a hellfire shotgun was stuffed down the smaller person's mouth and the person holding the shotgun was non other then (Y/n) herself
(Y/n): you have some nerve knocking on my door
???: well hello to you to (Y/n)
Once (Y/n) heard the voice she stop what she was doing and had good look at the person at her feet then at the taller person then deadpans
(Y/n): hello Alucard *removes the shotgun and looks down* hello Seras, now what can I help you two?
((A/n): Alucard is the one with the large handgun and Seras is the bitch with the cannon because bitches loves cannons))
Alucard: well while after our mission in Noaton, we get a call Integra asking if I took the jet for a joyride
Seras: then I noticed the plane flying over us except it was on fire but somehow still airborne
(Y/n): of course the plane I hijack was a Hellsing one *holds out her hand* let me talk to Integra
Alucard: heh your funeral *gives (Y/n) his phone as it rings*
Integra (phone): what is it now and no you can't crash another one of my father's cars into a Dairy Queen
(Y/n) (phone): I'll make sure to tell him that Hellsing
Integra: well if isn't the the Rider, what do I owe for such a call
(Y/n) (phone): well I want to apologize for hijacking the jet then return only to be Seras' birthday present
Seras: wait what
(Y/n) (phone): and now you made me spill the beans and by the way I'm still pissed you didn't allow me to take the Blackbird to kill that crazy vampire chick
Integra (phone): your still going on about that? Whatever I accept your apology but if you do it again I will send Alucard after you
(Y/n) (phone): and he can die trying then so adios zero-tits McGee *hang up on Integra and hands Alucard his phone back* by the way Alucard when you get back found one of Pappy Hellsing's most expensive car and drive through a field of sheep and goats then drive said car into an empty Dairy Queen, Integra's orders
Alucard: really now *(Y/n) just nods* come on Police Girl we're going home
Seras: al-alright, well see ya later (Y/n)
Once when both Alucard and Seras were out of sight (Y/n) let out sigh and headed back back inside and picked up the plates of pancakes and walked into the lounge room as a purple portal starts to open
(Y/n): someone took their time
Once the portal stable it's self it reveals another demon girl The mistress of flys; Beelzebub waiting at the portal's entrance
Beelzebub: why hello there (Y/n)
(Y/n): hey Beel how are things?
Beelzebub: still boring as ever, so did mange a way to free me yet?
(Y/n): don't worry I've got something planned
After saying that (Y/n) walked towards the portal and grabs onto the rim of the portal and started to pour enough power into it turning it from a purple color to an orange color and allowing Beelzebub to exit the void
Beelzebub: I can't believe it I'm free from that lonely void, thank you (Y/n)
(Y/n): no problem and pancakes
Beelzebub: of course why would I ever turn you down
With (Y/n) smiling at Beelzebub and her smile then Lucifer decided to be a jealous party pooper
Lucifer: Beel! And here I hoped I'd never see your face again
Beelzebub: feeling's mutual, my dear Lucy
(Y/n): you too know each other, cool
Lucifer: *turns to (Y/n)* and I'm guessing you're the to blame for releasing her
(Y/n): I did release her yes
Lucifer: do you know what you have done (L/n)!!!
Beelzebub: she does and she sealed most of my powers once I left the abyss
(Y/n): don't worry Lucy I'll make sure she isn't doing anything to harm the others Lucy
Lucifer: if you say so but if she doesn't I'm sending her back into the abyss
(Y/n): ok Lucy let's just go get things for dinner?
Lucifer just gives both (Y/n) and Beelzebub a quick glare but nods as she and (Y/n) head out and that ends today's chapter I hope you enjoyed it and I hope to see you soon bye bye