A/N: So I wrote this stupid thing for Quotev but since I kinda stopped updating and none of my WIPs are finished yet you can have this. As a treat. Until better stuff comes. Not meant to be taken seriously. Please, even I don't. Wrote this for the shits and giggles. WARNING: lots of cursing.
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[In a group chat far, far away, four idiots were conversing about irrelevant things.]
(Y/N):
Wait hold on I got a banger meme to show you guys
(Y/N):
One sec
(Y/N):
*doomblechen.jpg*
[Image description: an extremely silly, unflattering selfie of (Y/N) captioned "doomble chen" in classic meme font.]
Boyfriend:
HGAHJAJGAIHKJH
Pico:
lmao wtf
Girlfriend:
lol
Pico:
that is fucking beautiful
Boyfriend:
🤣🤣🤣
(Y/N):
HOLY SHUHDTSO
(Y/N):
WRONG PICTURE WRONG PICTURE
(Y/N):
ABORT MISSION
(Y/N):
OMG
Boyfriend:
Nonono, it's the right picture
Boyfriend:
Keep it
Pico:
don't you delete it
Pico:
face the consequences of your actions. pussy
Girlfriend:
this is going in the blackmail album 🥰
Pico:
mine too
(Y/N):
I fucking hate you all
Boyfriend:
Aww
Boyfriend:
We love u too (Y/N) 😉💙
(Y/N):
🙄😒
Pico:
woah there simp
Pico:
your gf is still here
(Y/N):
e
Boyfriend:
H
Boyfriend:
What
Girlfriend:
you better not be cheating on me with (Y/N) sweetheart 😗🔪
(Y/N):
Well that escalated quickly
Boyfriend:
NO I MEANT IT TO BE /P DAMN
Boyfriend:
I WOULD NEVER
(Y/N):
Moral of the story, always use tone tags
Girlfriend:
good
Girlfriend:
you were almost sus in my books /j
Boyfriend:
😰 /lh
Girlfriend:
😘 /r
Pico:
I'd tap that tho ngl /srs
Pico:
wait
Pico:
no
Pico:
you do not fucking say that word in my good Christian group chat
Boyfriend:
What word
Pico:
the s word
Girlfriend:
lol amogus
Boyfriend:
When the impostor is,,, sus??!!? 😱😱😱
(Y/N):
I Called The Impostor At 3 AM And He Came To My House!!!!???!? NOT CLICKBAIT??!!?!?!?!?!
Pico:
I am fucking disowning all of you
Pico:
that's it
Pico:
cancelled. blammed. blocked and reported
Pico:
shot in the head
Pico:
twice. for good measure
Boyfriend:
That's sus
Pico:
then shoved in a meat grinder
Pico:
what did I say motherfucker
Girlfriend:
you're being a real sussy baka Pico dear
(Y/N):
Waitwaitwait
Pico:
aight fine I'm the fucking impostor
Pico:
and I'm coming for you all
(Y/N):
I went back a bit
(Y/N):
What was that part about you wanting to tap that?
Pico:
what about it
Boyfriend:
OMG YEAH I SAW THAT
Girlfriend:
alexa play careless whisper
(Y/N):
A-are you flirting with me, Pico-kun? O^O
Pico:
I said what I said
Pico:
no more, no less
Pico:
and what I said was I'd tap that
(Y/N):
Court me first, bastard
(Y/N):
I dare you
Pico:
hm
Boyfriend:
The sexual tension is tangible 😏
Pico:
nah
Girlfriend:
get a room you two ;)
(Y/N):
How dare you ;-;
(Y/N):
I am hart brocken 💔
Pico:
lol
(Y/N):
So anyway
(Y/N):
About that picture
Boyfriend:
What picture
Boyfriend:
OH
Pico:
thank you for reminding me it's still hilarious
(Y/N):
I want you guys to delete it
(Y/N):
Plz
(Y/N):
I know y'all saved it in those five milliseconds, don't even lie
Pico:
yea we did
Pico:
I mean you brought that upon yourself
(Y/N):
Pls y'all so mean
(Y/N):
Delete it 🥺
Girlfriend:
if we said we did. how would you know
(Y/N):
What
Pico:
she has a point
(Y/N):
Aight let me put it another way
(Y/N):
Delete the picture 🔫😀
Pico:
lmaooo
Pico:
you're holding a gun?? at me??
Pico:
bitch
(Y/N):
Ď̷̨̩͕É̴͒͛̕͜L̵̰̲͔͔͗͋̍͠È̵̖́T̵̠̻̖̓̀͠Ę̷̥̞̳̀̐̓̚ ̵͖͇̳̥̜͗̊͝͝Í̶̢͚̗͕̦͉͌͛̈́̂͝T̷̘̺̐͐̿͠͠
Pico:
okay fine one sec
Pico:
there
Pico:
it's gone
(Y/N):
Prove it
Pico:
what
(Y/N):
Send a screenshot of your camera roll
Pico:
you sure about this?
(Y/N):
Yeah
Pico:
fuck k
Pico:
*0287048147.jpg*
[Image description: unspeakable things.]
(Y/N):
what.
(Y/N):
the fuck.
Boyfriend:
Pico what
Girlfriend:
wow
Boyfriend:
😳
(Y/N):
I have seen things today I wish I haven't
Boyfriend:
Pico that is traumatizing
Girlfriend:
is that a dick pic
Girlfriend:
it's so small lol
Pico:
well it ain't mine ofc
Boyfriend:
Honey I don't think that's the one we should be focusing on here
(Y/N):
Let's. Let's not focus on any of it. Don't even get started
Girlfriend:
hehe micropenis
Pico:
so anyway. there's your proof
(Y/N):
I am never asking to see anything from your phone ever again. Goob job
(Y/N):
Anyway, GF?
Girlfriend:
huh
(Y/N):
Your turn
Boyfriend:
You ain't even gonna ask me?
(Y/N):
BF I've known you for a while. You're a good boy
(Y/N):
Even if you have it you couldn't blackmail someone if you tried
Boyfriend:
You think you know me huh
Boyfriend:
But Imma bad bitch too 👉😎👉
(Y/N):
No you're not <3
Pico:
damn lol
(Y/N):
Also stop covering for your girlfriend
(Y/N):
Gee. Speak up. You been real quiet
Girlfriend:
...
(Y/N):
So you're still here
(Y/N):
Now delete the fucking image
Girlfriend:
...
Girlfriend:
doomble chen
(Y/N):
I
(Y/N):
what
Boyfriend:
HAHAHFJHG
Boyfriend:
doomble chen
(Y/N):
Guys what
Pico:
fucking hilarious
Girlfriend:
doomble chen
(Y/N):
What the fuck
Pico:
doomble chen
Boyfriend:
doomble chen
(Y/N):
And you, Pico?
Girlfriend:
doomble chen
Boyfriend:
doomble chen
(Y/N):
Stop
Girlfriend:
doomble chen
Pico:
doomble chen
Girlfriend:
doomble chen
Boyfriend:
doomble chen
Girlfriend:
doomble chen
Pico:
doomble chen
Boyfriend:
doomble chen
(Y/N):
...
(Y/N):
Remind me why I'm friends with you guys?
Pico:
cause we're cool as fuck
Pico:
duh
Boyfriend:
Because you love us :Dc
Girlfriend:
you broke the chain :(
(Y/N):
And you broke my heart </3
(Y/N):
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
(Y/N):
So I'm leaving
Boyfriend:
😞💔
Pico:
k bye
(Y/N):
Y'all want anything?
(Y/N):
I'm going to the store actually
Girlfriend:
can u get me sum cherry dr pepper xoxo
Boyfriend:
I'll take a bag of doritos, thanks :D
Pico:
prostitutes
(Y/N):
GF you're a traitor. You don't get nice things
Girlfriend:
🥺😭
(Y/N):
I'll bring the doritos then
(Y/N):
Y'all try not to die while I get there alright
Pico:
no promises
(Y/N):
Fair enough
(Y/N):
See ya
[With that, the Fourth Horseman of Idiocy went offline.]