Chaeyoung
I woke up with the feeling of someone poking my nose. I slowly opened my eyes out of curiousity and found Sana unnie and Tzuyu's little minion sitting on my tummy
"Good Mowning tita cubby"
Minju is smiling widely at me while showing her little teeth. I look at Mina beside me but she's still sleeping
Oh God,it's only six in the morning but I'm already getting annoyed with this little minion who's sitting comfortably on me
"Oh,fuck!"
"Oh,Fuck? What's fuck tita cubby?"
"Chaeng?what is Minju talking about?"
Oh my God
"H-hi baby.."
"What's fuck tita cubby? Is it a food? Is it yummy?"
Oh no! I'n doomed!
"Son chaeyoung!"
"What? I didn't do anything!"
"Minju sweetie? What did tita cubby do?"
"Oh fuck..tita cubby said oh fuck.. what does it mean tita minari?"
"That's a bad word Minju sweetie, Don't say it again okay?"
"Okay,tita Minari.."
Mina glared at me before getting up. She went to the bathroom to do her morning routines after telling me to look out for minju for a few minutes
"Hi,tita cubby.."
Oh fuck! This little minion really is getting into my nerves!
I put her down on the bed and grabbed my phone but before I could even turned on my phone,Minju went on top of me again and began peeking at my phone
"Tita cubby?"
"What now,little minion?"
"Cocomelon"
"What?"
"Cocomelon!"
What the fuck is this minion talking about?!
"Look,minion.. I don't understand you-"
"Cocomelon tita cubby.."
"Wait, I don't know what you're saying-"
"The wheesh on the bush go wound and wound.."
(The wheels on the bus go round and round..)
"Oh,shit!"
Okay,I get it. Aish! Fucking nursery rhymes again
"Oh,shit! Oh,shit! Oh,shit!"
I gasped as my eyes went wide when Minju began imitating me but my eyes went even wider when I saw Mina on the bathroom door fuming in anger
"Chaeyoung!"
"M-Mina it's not what you think-"
"Oh,shit! tita cubby.."
"Yah! Son Chaeyoung!"
Oh fuck! I really hate kids!!!!
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Been watching Mina happily feeding this little Minion in front of me with a frown on my face. This little intruder was getting all the attention of Mina that was supposed to be mine
"One more,Minju sweetie..say aahh"
"Aaaaaaahh"
"Do you like the pancakes,sweetie?"
"Yes..Minju likes pancakes..a lot of pancakes!"
I just rolled my eyes and sipped on my coffee trying to ignore Mina and Minju when the little minion held my hands and kissed them
"Tita cubby..eat.."
"Oh,see Chaeyoung. Isn't she sweet?"
"Whatever"
I just grabbed my phone to call Sana unnie to check Tzuyu's current condition. After few rings, Sana unnie answered it
"Hello-"
"Oh, hi chaeng..How's Minju?"
"She's fine. Mina's feeding her now. So,how is Tzuyu?"
"She's fine. She got some scratches and bruises but no major stuffs and the doctor told us she can go home today"
"Oh,okay.,wait here's your minion"
I gave the phone to Mina letting the little minion talk to her mom. I grabbed the chance to excuse myself from them
I went to our room to take a shower and soak myself in the bathtub. I've been enjoying the peaceful moment for a little while when someone splash some water on me
Aish!
I opened my eyes to see Minju,smirking
"Yah! You little-"
"Little what chaeng?"
Mina is now looking at me with a stern look. Okay, better not messed up with a mad penguin early in the morning
"Ahh..little cutie?"
"Tita cubby,up up!"
Oh no not again!
" I can't for now minion,I'm naked and hey, what are the two of you even doing here?"
"Minju's going to take a bath,chaeng"
"Aish, fine I'm done"
I hastily grabbed my bathrobe and went out of my room leaving the two inside the bathroom. I know I'm being too immature but I just can't stand kids
I hate having them around and heck,I even hate seeing one around
I checked the wall clock and found that it's only nine in the morning
God, I just really hope that Sana unnie and Tzuyu would take their little minion as fast as they can before I gone insane
"I yike to eat,eat,eat applesh and bananash.."
(I like to eat,eat,eat apples and bananas..)
Oh God! I'm so fucking done with this shits!
The little Minion is now dancing on a fucking nursery rhymes while Mina,my wife is happily taking videos of her in the living room
Fuck, How can I watch some movies here in the living room when fucking cocomelon is playing on the big screen in our living room!
"Aish Mina..I wanna watch some movies-"
"Just watch Minju instead,chaeng. Look,can't you see how adorable Minju is? She's so cute!"
Cute? How can she say that when this little minion looks like Annabelle,the creepy doll in a dress and a ponytail
She's not cute. She's actually creepy and she's creeping me out especially when she smiles at me. It's as if she'll do something to me anytime soon
Aish! I wonder what's taking Tzuyu and Sana unnie long..
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After few more hours, Sana unnie and Tzuyu came to pick up their minion,Minju to take her home
Ahh,Finally!
They didn't stay long saying Tzuyu still needs to take a rest So after expressing their gratitudes and bidding goodbye,they left
No,I'm all left alone again with Mina,my beloved wife
"Ah,Finally! I miss you baby.."
I immediately hug her and was about to kiss her when she stopped me which made me wonder why
"Mina?"
"Im so upset at you chaeng?"
What again?
"But why? I didn't even do anything-"
"Are you sure? Didn't you already forget how cold and annoying you are as soon as Minju came here last night?"
"Is that it? God,Mina. Isn't that much better than making that minion cry? Hey, I even let her sleep beside me,in the middle of us!"
"What? You're so mean chaeyoung! Minju is just a little child!"
"Hey,Mina.You know how I hate kids-"
"God chaeyoung.You're being so selfish and immature"
"No, I am fucking not Mina"
"Yes you are,chaeyoung"
"I said, I am not.."
"Yes you are-"
"Will you just shut the fuck up Mina!?"
Uh oh.. I guess, I went too far. I just yelled at her, straight on her face
"Mina..baby,I'm sorry-"
"I'll just go and visit Momo unnie"
"Mina-"
Aish! She left me in the living room without even hearing me out first. After few minutes, she totally left me alone in our house not even saying a single word or even kissing me goodbye
Aish!
I just can't believe we just had an argument just because of how I acted towards Minju since last night. It's the first time!
It's actually our first argument after our marriage and this is ridiculous
Mina was bring to unfair!
She knows how I hate kids so why is she even acting this way. Fucking mood swings!
Is it really just her mood swings or not?
Well mood swings or not, I don't care! She's being unreasonable anyway So why bother!
"I won't say sorry to you,Mina.. Not this time.."
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Anyways,keepsafe guys!
-chaempot