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Animal Talk

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Animal Talk

I think that I've got it all figured out...

what animal talk is all about.

"Moo" means excuse me, that's my

milk you're takin'.

"Oink" means quit lookin' at me

like I'm bacon.

"Nay" means no shoes, no shirt,

no ride.

"Baa" means, gee lately it's

colder outside.

"Arf" means my tail

is my very best feature.

"Meow" means I'm such

an exquisite creature.

"Quack" means this water

is turning quite icy.

"Hiss" means you look

so delicious and spicy.

"Roarrr" means I am

the king of the beasts.

"Honk" means I am

the queen of the geese.

"Grrrr" means I'll eat you

when you go for a walk.

Boy am I glad

I speak animal talk!

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