Because of the recent appearance of monkeys, the barrage in the live broadcast room is more about these strange and unknown creatures.
[I still think Flynn is right. These strange creatures are very similar to Grog's people. 】
This argument is quite a lot, because from the appearance, the monkeys have long hairs, can't speak, have unclear eyebrows, and are not civilized. Other places are really more like the people of Grog.
However, this statement was immediately strongly opposed by the Grogs, and as soon as they saw this argument, they would probably jump out to reason with each other.
[Where is it more similar to our Grog Starren? Where did your eyes grow! 】
[These unknown creatures are unknown creatures, they are secondary intelligent entities. We Grogs are intelligent entities and have been intelligent entities for many years. We are a standard type of planet, and we can enter the interstellar alliance to ascend to the first type of planet. This is not done in a year or two. It is just the civilization created by us Grogs. What are you talking about! 】
[Do we grow hairs? Are our faces so ugly? Speaking of you as stimulating intellectual bodies, will you be happy? 】
This kind of drama appears every day, and there is nothing worth recording. The thing that is really worth recording is that Grog, a big bull who specializes in ethics, suddenly appeared on an informal occasion after ten and a half months of such ridicule. , But it was brought up in the presence of many scientific and academic leaders throughout the interstellar.
The vast number of interstellar netizens did not know what the scene was at that time, but the next day the largest media of the interstellar alliance actually issued a rather sensational title-"The secondary intelligence on the 756 barren star may have Groo The lineage of the races on the planet Grid!"
For the vast majority of interstellar crowds, this event is at most seeing the Grog star people constantly refusing to admit the fact that they were finally beaten out of the face by the big bull of their own planet, but for the Grog planet or for For the big cows studying ethics in the entire Star League, this is definitely a very big shock.
If this is true, can it also be inferred that perhaps every race of the planet will have such a secondary intelligence growing on a barren star that they don't know about?
This will be a huge shock for the entire Star League race.
Of course, this kind of vibration comparable to a magnitude ten earthquake is only in the academic world. In front of the vast interstellar crowd, they are more focused on watching the live broadcast and watching the jokes on the planet Grog.
People on the planet Grog at the center of this joke now urgently need another event to dilute this day of being surrounded by melon-eating crowds.
It was said that the planet Grog is a planet full of luck, probably this kind of good luck is also accompanied by every Grog person, and when they were distressed, something really happened.
According to the rules of "Interstellar Live Room", every month, one of the hottest stars in the Interstellar Broadcasting Company and the hottest star in the Interstellar Alliance will be sent to the Wild Star to interact with all the participants.
It stands to reason that the 756 Barren Star should have sent someone there last month, but the entire 756 Barren Star suffered a natural disaster last month, and there is no safety point. Interstellar Xuanguang does not want its company's cash cow to go to the 756 Barren Star. In case of any accident, the big celebrities who did not come last month were directly postponed to this month, so this time there are two big celebrities who have come to visit the 756 Barren Star.
When I heard the news from the tracker, the expressions on each participant's face were not very good.
The main reason was that when the news came, a group of people had just picked up this year's crops, one by one, they were so tired that they had not eaten a bite of warm meal, they were notified of the news by the tracker, and it was three days later.
Hua Si squinted his eyes and asked the virtual image that had been transformed from the tracker into the open space, "How many days are they here?"
"According to the rules, it is three days."
"Then where do they live, and what do they eat?" Salo immediately asked. The people of their Pilars had been exposed to business matters since they were young, and they were quite astute about gains and losses.
The virtual image is a small round ball, shiny and shiny, and it looks quite cute. The sound is also cute and cute. However, this cute creature does not make everyone present like "The heart melts." "A general favor.
At this moment, everyone has a bad feeling for the unreliable organizer.
Especially the words that came out of this little dumpling's mouth made everyone's face so dark that it didn't make any difference from the bottom of the pot.
The small dumpling flickered with those big eyes, tilted his head and said: "According to the rules of the live broadcast room, all the people who come to participate in the recording will eat and live with you."
Eat and live together.
This word obviously stimulated everyone's nerves.
Usually, their food is mainly from hunting. After all, the races of different planets have different specialties, so it is not too difficult to catch a prey, but farming is different. It is really hard work. It grows as hard as watching a child, and it will eventually be snatched from the mouth of the monkeys. All the aliens feel the unprecedented hardship.
Especially after the two days of rushing to harvest, everyone was even more tired and didn't even have the energy to breathe. Now one person is holding a cup made of bamboo to drink water, and he can't even lift his hand.
However, when looking at the food that has just been recovered, thinking that they will be able to live the luxurious life of eating rice every day, and eating noodles and big white steamed buns from time to time, everyone's heart is full of joy.
But at this moment, the organizer told them that there are two people coming, or two big stars, and more importantly, these two people have to eat and live with them for three days! Three days! That is nine meals, and two people eat, that is eighteen meals!
How much rations have to be wasted! ! !
And these food are theirs! They are hard-growing! They snatched it from the monkey's mouth. It wasn't warm in their hands. They didn't even have a meal. They were worried about it by the organizer. Not only did they miss it, they also sent two people over to fight the autumn breeze. What is the difference between this kind of thing and what monkeys do?
There is no difference at all!
Moreover, people's monkeys are all sub-intelligence bodies, they are not intelligence bodies, and they have no moral code. It is instinct for people to grab food and eat, but what about your organizers?
What is it called? Can you guys have a little face!
Rong Shi's face is also ugly. Don't look at him with a face that is so beautiful that it is hard to ignore, but this face is so gloomy and scary when it makes an unhappy expression.
Before Xiao Tuanzi finished speaking, he saw Rong Shi put his arms on his chest and snorted coldly and interrupted it directly: "We refuse."
Probably never expected that this kind of thing would be rejected, and probably did not set up this rejected program at all. When the little dumpling opened his mouth and stared at Rong like this, his throat had a calla. Le's voice said several seconds later: "You can't refuse."
"Are you here to discuss with me?"
"Yes, I'm looking for you to discuss what the two big stars eat and where to live in these three days!" Although Xiaoduanzi is an artificial intelligence, sometimes it is not able to cope with various special situations smoothly. Especially now these weird problems.
"Since you are here to discuss with us, then our answer is rejection." Rong Shi didn't want to listen to the little dumplings at all, and he stretched out his finger to the little dumplings very stiffly: "Where did you come from and where to go back and go cool." ."
Rong Shi's clean refusal immediately won everyone's welcome. They swept away the grievances they had just filled, and each of them sat upright and happily clapped their hands with joy.
The small dumpling of the virtual image stayed on the spot for a few seconds, and quickly searched the database for what Rongshi's words meant, and finally found out that this is an earth slang, which simply translates to two words.
Fuck off.
Suddenly the little dumpling cried loudly, all kinds of sassy and adorable, and frankly, just one thing, "This matter has been decided, you have to agree with it, and if you don't agree, you have to agree."
Of course, this is the rule of the game, no one can resist it, and even if they resist it, they can't resist it. They are such a barren star with everything still in its original state, it is impossible to hold a protective cover out, and then refuse all the aircraft to come down. .
can not.
And now even if there is a flying machine coming, do they want to drive away others with their bare hands?
Can't.
Therefore, everyone knows in their hearts that even if Rong Shi refuses, the organizer who is unwilling to be a person should send someone down or will send someone down. But this kind of refusal is not useless at all. At least the organizer knows that they absolutely disagree with this approach, and they have expressed their wishes in a clear-cut manner. If this is the case, you have to send people down, then...
After a stalemate between the two parties for a while, Su Ge suddenly spoke: "It's not impossible for you to give someone away."
After hearing this sentence, the little dumpling who was still slapped and slapped around immediately stopped crying and turned into a cute look again: "So you agree..."
Su Ge did not have any thoughts to listen to its nonsense, but directly said: "For us, the act of coming over to eat when we are so difficult and finally receiving a little grain is called..."
"What's it called?" The two big eyes on Xiao Tuanzi's head are constantly shining. It can be seen that it doesn't quite understand Su Ge's explanation, but it looks so cute and ignorant. The silly look looks particularly flattering.
"Fighting the autumn wind." Su Ge, who had always been expressionless, suddenly laughed at this moment. Although the corners of her mouth raised a big arc, and her eyes were completed with beautiful crescents, no one could say that expression. She was laughing, but disappeared with a ridiculous mockery.
This was another word that the little dumpling hadn't touched at all. It paused in an instant and began to look for an explanation of this word in its own database.
Taking advantage of this moment, Flynn also sneered and said, "Do you know what you are most afraid of encountering when the plants are harvesting?"
The little dumpling here has not yet accurately understood the meaning of the unfamiliar word that Su Ge just said. Now Flynn's problem is coming again. As an artificial intelligence, the little dumpling's system immediately responded: "I'm most afraid of encountering something. ?"
"locust."
The locust is obviously something that only exists on the earth, and it is not popular. If it hadn't been mentioned by Su Ge when he was waiting for the harvest of rice and wheat, it is estimated that even the aliens would not know what it was.
Xiao Tuanzi is even more so, it pauses to start searching its own database quickly.
However, the participating aliens seemed to turn on the taunting button at this moment, and then they heard words that are only available on Earth constantly popping out of their mouths.
"Zhou Peipi."
"Take advantage."
...
The aliens who can participate in this program are basically selected and baptized. Don't look at everyone who stays together and heartless. When something really happens, it is quite unbearable to ridicule.
Xiaoduanzi was originally a virtual image. In order to make it acceptable to many audiences, its image is made very cute. In order to match this cute image, its action design and way of thinking are all imitating children. "The Wilderness Live Room" has existed since the day it was broadcast. Of course, after so many years, its image has become deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
Under normal circumstances, as long as it appears, it will win a favorable comment, and sprouting everyone's hearts.
However, the designers of the small dumplings obviously did not expect such a weird episode to appear at the time, and they did not expect that the small dumplings, who have always been selling cute as their responsibility, one day leave Huangxing with a big mouth and weeping.
This result is simply amazing.
When I watched Xiao Tuanzi howling and crying because he understood all the aliens' words, the barrage in the entire live broadcast room suddenly stopped for a few seconds, as if the screen was cleared all at once. , But a few seconds later, the whole live broadcast room burst.
This is probably the most recent participant since the start of the show.
They not only made the mascot of the whole show cry, but also directly connoted the guests who hadn't set off at all, and even the organizers were stunned by them...
I admire you!
Sure enough, I only saw admirable words written in different colors floating around the whole bullet screen, and the whole live broadcast screen was filled in an instant.
"The Wilderness Live Room" is very popular.
In fact, whether it's people, shows, or anything, it's useless if you want to be popular because a bunch of people say good things. You must have the topic to become popular.
What is topicality?
To put it bluntly, some people scolded and praised someone for eating melons to watch the fun, and even more people jumped up and down around the side, so that it can really be called red.
"The Wilderness Live Room" is like this. Since the first episode of the broadcast, it has always been highly topical, especially in this episode, the topic has become even higher.
When all the participants headed by Rong Shi cried the mascot, the connotation is that the guests who have not participated in the show are here to play the autumn breeze, and even after letting the show organizer be their own, the show directly broke the ground. of.
Do you want to ask the organizer to be angry or not?
No, they will not be angry. They are too late to be happy. Only in this way, the higher the topic, the more they will earn.
At this moment, several directors and deputy directors, as well as the directors above, are still sitting in the live broadcast room looking at the barrage and laughing very happily.
"Hahaha, I beg us to be individuals! Haha, if we become humans, will anyone watch this show?"
"Oh, I found that the participants in this issue have a very good mouth."
"By the way, let the guests be prepared to board the 756 Barren Star on time in three days."
...
Looking at the virtual image that was disappeared by the cry of anger, Nalita rolled her eyes unceremoniously. The magnitude was so large that Su Ge felt that if she worked harder, her eyeballs would fall out of her eye sockets. Come out.
She only saw that she picked up the bamboo cup again. The inside was porridge made by Su Ge with the leftover millet half an hour ago. Now the temperature is just right. She took a big sip and said to everyone, "What is this stuff? Mascot, let me tell you that from the beginning of this show, this thing is the thing that annoys me the most."
Su Ge thought it was Narita's angry words at first, but he didn't expect that many people would agree with her, "That's it, pretend to be cute, can't you straighten your tongue?"
...
A group of people got together and said bad things about the small dumplings for a while, and then sneered at it: "It will definitely cry again when it hears it!"
All participants: Hahaha, it's my shit.
But compared to the small dumplings, the thing that bothers everyone more is the guest's business. Leah frowned, holding a wooden stick in his hand and wearing a marinated fish on it. He was cautious on the fire. With a face full of impatience, he asked, "Do those two guests really want to come?"
"Well, that's for sure." Yilan's brows were also tightly frowned: "The things written in the rules will definitely come, and you can't escape, one every month."
"Tsk, come for free food..."
"That's right, the food we worked so hard to grow, we haven't eaten yet..."
...
Speaking of this topic, everyone could not help but greet the organizer for not doing personnel affairs.
Suddenly Su Ge put down the bamboo cup in his hand. The millet porridge in the thick bamboo cup had been drunk. It was placed on the wooden table and there was a soft collision sound. I don't know why it caused everyone's trouble. Note that they looked at Su Ge with breathlessness.
And Su Ge did have something to say. Her slender but dark fingers were tanned by the sunlight of the 756 barren star and tapped twice on the bamboo cup, with a face of disapproval: "How can you say Did the guests come here for free?"
The aliens blinked together, and for a moment they didn't understand Su Ge's meaning, and they even wondered what's the matter with this person? Why did he suddenly turn his back when he spoke well?
If it weren't for the food they're eating was made by Su Ge, or if Su Ge was more sad than them when the food was lost, they would almost think that Su Ge should be the spy that the organizer stuffed in. What's the matter? Become the organizer dog leg so soon.
Probably the expressions of the aliens were so straightforward that Su Ge couldn't help but laugh, her fingers were still tapping the bamboo cup lightly, and then calmly said: "I I heard that the two guests here are all big stars..."
She looked at Narita when she said this. After all, Narita is also a star, and she should be familiar with it.
Nalita rolled her eyelids weakly: "Isn't it..."
Su Ge laughed more and the spring breeze was blowing, but Graqi, who was sitting not far from her, suddenly felt a cold wind blowing, and he subconsciously rubbed his arms: "Su Ge, don't laugh like this, laugh so much. My hair is creepy."
Su Ge raised his eyebrows but still smiled, slowly, saying word by word: "I think people who can be big stars must have very high quality."
High quality?
The aliens are full of doubts when they look at Su Ge, are we talking about big stars? no.
Before the aliens were able to figure out what Su Ge was talking about, they heard one side of Rong Shi and nodded: "You are right. The big stars have to face so many audiences and have to do so much. People's positive energy must be very qualified."
The word positive energy was still learned by Rong Shi from Su Ge a few days ago. He learned and used it flexibly, but felt that there was no more suitable word than this word.
Aliens: o((⊙﹏⊙))o
What? what? What? Didn't you just talk about food? Why are the topics of the two of you turning so fast? No, did we just wander off? Did we miss any topic?
Suddenly Flynn and Salo seemed to react. The two of them looked at each other, and then they laughed. They nodded and seemed to agree with Su Ge and Rong Shi's words: "Isn't it, a big star? It must be of very high quality."
Especially Salo, he thought of Nalita as a wave of rainbow farts: "A person like Nalita, a kind and kind star, must be of very, very high quality."
Narita: o((⊙﹏⊙))o
Although you praise me, I am very happy, but I always feel that what you said is not what you meant.
Afterwards, Hua Si also realized something. He raised the cup and said to several people: "Come on, we have to celebrate!"
Several other aliens: o((⊙﹏⊙))o
What to celebrate? What are you talking about, why I obviously feel that you have something to hide from us, but I just can't get the evidence.
After being forced to clink glasses in confusion, Zigmada finally couldn't help it. He twitched the corner of his mouth and asked Washer who was standing next to him: "What do you mean by being a superstar with high quality? Discussed with us. Does food matter?"
Hua Si looked at Zigmada Gan and laughed twice, and the corners of his eyes flickered: "Are high-quality people embarrassed to eat free food?"
Several other aliens: After blinking for a long time, they finally realized...
We just want to resist them coming to eat for nothing, but you want to let people work.
You people are really dirty. ('へ′*)ノ