Wilderness Live Room ✓

By LifeOfCotton

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Planet Earth, which has just joined the Interstellar Alliance, selected Su Ge to participate in 《Wilderness... More

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80
Chapter 81
Chapter 82
Chapter 83
Chapter 84
Chapter 85
Chapter 86
Chapter 87
Chapter 88
Chapter 89
Chapter 90
Chapter 91
Chapter 92
Chapter 93
Chapter 94
Chapter 95
Chapter 96
Chapter 97
Chapter 98
Chapter 99 (End)
Chapter 100 (Extra)
Chapter 101 (Extra)

Chapter 54

1.2K 33 4
By LifeOfCotton

During this period of time, it has been raining on planet 756, but it has not rained like that frightening torrential rain anymore. They usually stop in the next hour, and then the big sun comes out, and the barbecue mode is immediately turned on. .

Under such alternate days of sun and rain, Su Ge always felt that she was about to turn into hairy stinky tofu, but when she walked in the morning forest, she immediately gave up on those things. There are no complaints about regular weather.

It was late when she entered the forest yesterday. She could not clearly see the condition of the entire forest, but it is different now. Under the sunshine in the morning, Su Ge can see under the trees and in the wet. On the fallen leaves, on the fallen and withered trees, there are blossoming mushrooms everywhere.

All the hard work, exhaustion, and even complaints were all thrown out of the sky at the moment I saw these mushrooms, and disappeared.

She couldn't even control her emotions, and exclaimed: "Oh my God! Am I dreaming!"

Because the external environment of 756 Barren Star is too similar to that on the earth, and Su Ge is a child who has been accustomed to being wild since childhood, so there are few things that make her feel strange, but the surrounding outside Star people are often taken aback by the things on the 756 barren star.

Officially for this reason, when Su Ge exclaimed, everyone felt incredible, and they even got into preparations for battle. They gathered together, back to back looking around vigilantly, like an open flower. Sunflower, just like every time in distress in the previous ten days.

Everyone tensed their bodies, prepared for the worst, and asked lowly: "Su Ge, what did you see? What kind of creature? In which direction!"

Because everyone's reaction speed was so fast that Su Ge was immediately surrounded. She looked at the vigilant posture of everyone around her, and then reacted for several seconds. She couldn't help but bend over with a smile. I patted the Rong Shi beside him and the shoulders of several people like A Bing, with an extremely relaxed smile hidden in their voices: "No, it's not dangerous, I'm just too surprised."

surprise?

It wasn't until this time that everyone's tense nerves finally relaxed, but everyone still didn't understand Su Ge's surprise.

Hua Si looked around for a while, and didn't notice any major changes in the entire forest when he left with them. It's just that the vegetation on the ground was denser. Other than that, what is there to surprise you?

And Su Ge didn't sell it. She ran to a decayed tree that fell on the ground and asked, "Hey, do you want to eat something different tonight?"

Different?

Of course I do!

There are many delicacies on the earth, but, due to the limitation of materials, the food that Suge can make for them now is the same kind of food, although all the aliens are very satisfied with these foods, after all, there is no Compared with the nutrient solution of Taste, even if you repeatedly eat the same earth food, it is also a good heaven!

It's just that when they heard something new, everyone couldn't help but their eyes lit up, and they nodded one by one.

"What to eat?" Then everyone asked in unison.

Su Ge thought, the same rice nourishes hundreds of people, and the aliens who are raised by the same nutrient solution are probably only when they talk about eating when they are the most united.

She pointed to the dark brown, plump, bowl-shaped strange creatures on the tree and said, "That's it."

To be honest, if it weren't for Su Ge's finger to point at the strange-looking creature, more than half of all the aliens hadn't found this thing on the fallen tree, and the other half of the aliens Even if you see this thing, you will treat it as if you haven't seen it.

"what is this?"

Around the fallen tree, all aliens showed a weird expression. Not only that, they quickly diverged thinking and found more of these strange creatures in the surrounding trees.

"This is black fungus." Su Ge slapped her lips. She missed the cold black fungus at home very much now. The hot and sour taste was paired with a bowl of thick millet porridge, and it was pickled. The salted duck eggs with oily quicksand are simply delicious on earth!

While introducing what the black fungus is, she also pointed to several places on the ground around her that she had found endlessly: "There are mushrooms over there."

This is another magical and fresh vocabulary, and the clusters of mushrooms pointed out by Su Ge are obviously different from the black fungus.

The black fungus looks tender and plump one by one, and you can imagine that the taste is good at a glance, but the other mushrooms look very different. They are chubby and look big and stupid. Yes, in short, it doesn't look very smart, and the intuitive taste is not particularly good.

"This mushroom is much more beautiful than black fungus!" Lanlan Lanna and Nalita quickly learned the trick of mushroom hunting from Su Ge's guidance. They found a large nest under a bush. The red mushroom, under the red umbrella, there is also a white umbrella skirt. Under the morning light and dew, the mushroom is so beautiful that it is truly amazing.

"Yeah, this mushroom is so good-looking, it must be quite delicious to eat." Nalita's eyes are quicker, her hands are quicker, she reached out her hand and pinched two flowers, she was about to put it in her backpack. .

Su Ge yelled at this moment: "Hurry up and throw it away!"

Her voice came too suddenly, and her voice was raised very high. The group was picking up fungus, and the mushroom pickers were shocked, especially the two red mushrooms in Nalita's hand. Just fell to the ground.

"What...what's wrong?" After seeing Su Ge rushing in front of her, Nalita found her voice, but she was still a little uneasy, and her voice squashed.

"This can't be eaten, this mushroom is poisonous." As Su Ge said, he went up and smashed the bunch of mushrooms that looked so beautiful and red. The footwork was accurate and the force was so powerful. Everyone present couldn't help but swallowed.

"It looks so good-looking and poisonous?" Looking at the bunch of mushrooms that Su Ge had smashed to pieces, Lan Lan Lanna had some lingering fears: "How beautiful, how can good-looking things be poisonous?"

Su Ge glanced at her and said with a smile but a smile: "Other species are not clear, but for mushrooms, the more beautiful they are, the more poisonous they are. Of course, this does not mean that the simple ones are not poisonous. There are also some white mushrooms that are highly poisonous."

Obviously the word "Very Poison" has brought a lot of shock to every alien. Their eager eyes when they originally looked at the mushrooms turned into a kind of fear. Grach even asked, "Yes. What kind of poisonous look?"

"Does it count as someone who dies directly after eating it?" Su Ge does not have as much scrupulousness as they do. She is already considered a veteran of mushroom picking on the earth. Those mushrooms are poisonous and which mushrooms are not poisonous. It is just like playing. No difficulty.

"Ah!" Gelaqi exclaimed. Of course, except for Gelaqi, although the other aliens did not make a sound, they were unavoidably surprised.

Speaking of this, Suger paused in his hand and added: "In our country, there are not one or two people who die from eating mushrooms every year. It is nothing new..."

The aliens dared not do anything. One by one, they put down the mushrooms or fungus in their hands and stepped aside in silence. At this time, they heard Su Ge said: "Of course, the physical constitution of the people on earth would have been weaker than yours. , So it is highly toxic to us, but not necessarily to you..."

The aliens are already shaking their heads with tears in their eyes: No, we are not, we do not, you understand it wrong!

"So, let's try it at noon today!" Su Ge had turned his head and looked at the alien with a bright smile, but this smile fell in the eyes of the alien and was not much different from the devil in hell.

Aliens who are almost crying: No, we are not very strong, we are also fleshy, we too will get sick, we will also die! do not want! The people on earth are terrible! ! !

When all the aliens were almost hugging each other, trembling and crying without tears, suddenly he saw a person walking beside Su Ge walking in the courtyard, and he lowered his head and asked, "What kind of food can you eat?"

When Su Ge glanced at her face, she only noticed the connivance of seeing through everything in her eyes. His innocuous little joke had already been seen through by him. She couldn't help but feel a little frustrated, and mumbled a few times: "You won't Cooperate? Really meaningless."

This Su Ge looks like a mischievous child. He looks so cute. The smile in Rong Shi's eyes can hardly be suppressed. He even raised the corners of his lips, and reached out his hand to rub her hair. With some indulgence and helplessness: "They are almost scared to death."

Looking at Rong Shi, they had already walked over to help. The aliens came to realize that Su Ge might be joking with them again, and the hanging heart was let down, and Zigmada grew long. He exhaled, and while walking towards a bunch of mushrooms, he sighed: "Su Ge, your joke is not funny at all."

I didn't want Su Ge but turned his head to look at Zigmada, looked at him with a very serious expression and said, "Who said I was joking with you?"

Zigmada grinned and felt his body stiffened again: "Aren't you kidding me?"

When the problem of mushrooms was finally broken down, in fact, everyone already had a large bag of mushrooms, and they were all placed on the ground to pick and choose. The ones that were finally picked out were only fifty-six out of ten that were safe to eat.

As for the rest, although it seems that there is nothing wrong with it, but Su Ge said that he could not eat it, so no one took another look. After all, whoever listened to eating mushrooms would be full of runaways. Will be stunned in my heart.

Although the fact that mushrooms are poisonous has caused a very deep shadow on all aliens.

But when the pot of mushroom soup was boiled, almost everyone was lying on the side of the pot, constantly moving their noses.

The boiled snow-white soup is rolling up and down with brown, white, and yellow mushrooms. They are like elves, hiding in the tumbling soup, exuding a strange fragrance.

Aliens who have eaten hot pot, stew, barbecue or chaotic pot many times in a row think they have understood the true meaning of the earth's cuisine, but when this pot of mushroom soup is boiling, all the aliens still feel their short-sightedness .

This is an indescribable taste, with a scent that is similar to plants but definitely not plants, and a special sweetness. In addition, there is a light meaty taste. In short, various tastes are mixed. Together, it is a highly recognizable scent that makes people unforgettable as long as they smell it.

Su Ge grabbed a handful of green onion and threw it on the boiling soup. The white soup suddenly became agile, and against the dots of emerald green, the mushrooms of various colors also became Quite tempting, with the irresistible scent, it makes my index finger move.

It's just that before completely falling into this scent, the reason of the aliens is still struggling constantly on the edge of the desire to survive: "Suge, isn't this poisonous?"

This kind of explanation is really unexplainable. Su Ge can only serve herself a bowl of mushroom soup, and eat it without anyone else. She originally just wanted to dispel the doubts of the aliens, but when that sweet mushroom soup The moment she fell into her mouth, she really couldn't control her expression anymore. She smacked her mouth vigorously, only feeling that her whole body was filled with this sweetness.

It is said that four legs are not as good as two legs, and two legs are not as good as one leg. The ancients sincerely did not deceive me!

The reason of all the aliens is always between fear of death and fullness, and is vacillating. Now when you see Su Ge's expression like this, no one can bear it. The next moment, a group of aliens start to surround themselves. The edge of the pot was snatched frantically.

The audience in the live broadcast room was fortunate enough to once again see the classic scenes of aliens rushing for a kind of food, and they couldn't help but miss them one by one.

[I remember the last time I saw them eating like this, when the safety point had not been destroyed, they were trying to grab a pot of hot pot. 】

[Yes, yes, they didn't use their chopsticks very smoothly at that time, it looked like a long time passed in a blink of an eye. 】

[I have an illusion that all the children in the family grow up. 】

[In other words, are there any people on earth who will explain to us about mushrooms? I haven't seen the introduction of this kind of thing on the official website of the earth! 】

[Mushrooms are not plants, mushrooms are a kind of fungus]

[There are two types of mushrooms on the earth, one is artificially cultivated, and the other is wild. 】

[Grab the earthlings in front, is it true that Su Ge said that eating mushrooms will poison you? Still really just kidding! 】

[I regret to tell you, it is true. However, the poisoning here refers to wild mushrooms. Artificially grown mushrooms do not have this risk at all, so you can eat them with confidence. 】

[Are all wild mushrooms poisoned? 】

[No, only a part of it will be poisoned, as long as someone who is familiar with it will not pick up poisonous mushrooms. For example, our Gemei is a veteran at first glance! 】

[Earth people, earth people! Is it true that Su Ge said that poisoning will run around the villain? 】

[This... If you can log on to the Earth's website, you can search for posts related to "Chinese people eating mushroom poisoning", and you will have a more intuitive understanding. 】

[Suddenly I want to see it. 】

【Me too......】

...

At the same time, the computer rooms of several portal websites that have always had a lot of traffic on the earth began to report sudden alarms, and then several hosts stopped one after another. The entire website began to investigate the problems economically, but they soon discovered that it was not what they thought On the contrary, it is the simplest problem-the surge in traffic.

After checking the ID, they found that they were all messy addresses. After checking these addresses, the people on the major portals were stunned...Isn't these all the addresses of Interstellar? Isn't this all the addresses of the planets in the interstellar alliance?

So so?

These are the addresses of aliens?

My god, there are aliens coming to visit our website! This is too fantastic!

Of course, when it was more fantasy, the portal's message board was soon filled with comments like "No lingua franca, bad reviews!" and the programmers of the major portals had to work overtime. Started to do the Common Language section, so that their hairline moved back one centimeter quietly...

In the face of such a large number of alien visitors, the major portals seem to have seized a new opportunity, and they have begun to add various advertisements and various popular things on the earth to attract their attention, but it is surprising. However, the benefits of this method are very low, and these aliens seem to be not interested in these things at all.

After counting the data of alien visits, I discovered a strange thing. All the aliens who came to visit seemed to be interested in posts similar to "Chinese people poisoned by eating mushrooms"...

Portal: What and what are these all......=. =

【Ha ha ha ha! I went to read the post about "Chinese people poisoned by eating mushrooms", and I just laughed at me! 】

[You watched it too! I also watched it! I'm almost laughing too! Today, I sat there alone reading posts and read it for a long time, smiling silly, my mother thought I was stupid! 】

[I thought it was just a villain running all over the floor! There are so many different types, which is so funny! 】

[The most important thing is that the people of the Chinese people on Earth are still reluctant to eat mushroom poisoning, and they will continue to eat it the next year! Hahaha, how persistent they are about eating mushrooms! 】

[Aliens are really rare...on the earth, don't have too many things to show life in order to eat..., the earth people despise the face·JPG]

[Why are you people on earth so obsessed with eating! 】

[There is no way to communicate with those of you who have only eaten nutrient solution! This is not in one dimension, and there is no exploreability! Earth people despise faces·JPG]

[Organizer! Why can people on earth post that kind of weird pictures! Why can't we! 】

[Suddenly I want to try some mushrooms...]

[Me too, it's okay not to read that post. After reading it, I really want to give it a try. 】

[Try poisoning? 】

[No, I want to try what is it that allows people on earth to eat and eat at the risk of their lives... Does this kind of delicacy really exist? 】

[As soon as you say, I really want to try it, no, I'm going to leave a message under the official website of the earth! 】

[We also want the kind of weird pictures of people on earth! The organizer! Why can't we post! 】

[You can also post, as long as you have emojis. Innocent sitting on the ground·JPG】

[Is this thing called an emoji package? 】

[We want emoticons! 】

[We want to eat mushrooms! 】

...

The more and more busy Earth's official website is not surprised by the sudden waves of strange messages, so when the chief secretary of the foreign minister of the foreign propaganda department walked into his office with a stack of documents At that time, he was not surprised at all.

Recently, the foreign minister, who has been busy working overtime, raised his head and looked at the secretary. Even the secretary can't stand the two big dark circles under his eyes. "Foreign Minister, you have to take a good rest..."

"I think so too, but these aliens don't give this opportunity at all." The foreign minister dropped the pen, rubbed his face with both hands, and drank a sip of thick tea. The aliens were probably broadcast live recently. What Su Ge and the others ate every day was irritating.

As long as Suge and the others have eaten today, they will definitely rush to the sidelines to ask for what they want to eat. The request is not counted. By the way, they also mock the earth for not doing things fast. The "farmhouse" they have promoted for so long has not opened. , It's rubbish!

In short, every day, the official website of the earth is constantly being slaughtered by these two kinds of messages, causing the ministers of various ministries to work overtime every day, and one is not much better than the other.

The Foreign Minister sighed tiredly, but there was a bright light in his eyebrows. He glanced at the secretary, or to be precise, glanced at the file in his hand, and smiled helplessly: "What is the matter today? Make trouble again!"

"Today there are mainly two, one is to eat mushrooms, the other is to emoticons." The secretary walked to the foreign minister and put down the file in his hand. He pointed to the emoticon file: "About the emoticon, this is Interstellar Propaganda. The Guangzhou side came to buy the copyright, which side should it be transferred to? The Ministry of Culture or the Ministry of Commerce?"

"Turn over, let them solve it by themselves." The Foreign Minister quickly signed the document, "Is there any news from the Ministry of Housing and Urban-Rural Development?"

"Yes, I said that I'm doing the final finishing work. Unsurprisingly, it can open in three days." As the chief secretary, he naturally knew that the foreign minister was asking about the "Nongjiale" planet.

The building of this "nongjiale" barren star is really the most important thing on earth recently. How many departments have their eyes on this, and only wait until the day it opens.

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