Mi engris is bed.
U can undelsand mi engris.
XD
LMAO-
Okay, so i'll write a short story without a context.
Basically, if you didn't wanted to read this, or too lazy to do so, Player accidentally fell down on his bathroom and being a complainer baby boy. Of course, big mama Veteran couldn't leave his boyfriend alone, no no. That will be so bad, bad enough that their marriage (hey, you said they were boyfriends, then why- (STFU- imeansorry)) i mean relationship, will broke apart. So yep.
Really, my mood is random currently.
So i hope you enjoy it???
:)
No.
That's wrong.
I hope you understand wth i'm saying or whatever idc i don't follow nor understand the goddamn rules and so do you.
U^U
Enjoy your stay???
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*snor snor*
*Weee*
Puraya awek fom hi dip slip. No a Gud slip. Hi jus hav anoter nitemer.
Hi nitemer abot Petelan getin cached bai No-Paisour.
It a bed nitemer.
Puraya lokked ad de klok.
7:30.
Gret.
Hi skol is abot tu stat sun.
So hi clen his bed ad tak a bath.
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*Wisper wisper*
Petelan is takn a wakk on de rod. On hi wae, hi thikk abot Puraya.
Hi thikk abot Puraya's Thicc legg, Puraya's Thicc bodi, ad Puraya's coot fec.
"I woder wat Puraya is dong?"
Hi tak hi pone, ad cal Puraya.
*Wee, Wee*
(Don't ask)
"Heo?"
"Puraya! Wat ar u dong?"
Dere's a saigh on de pone. "I tuk a bat, i fel don on de flor, ad now i can sand, hellppp."
"No wori, ma dir Puraya! Petelan is komin por hepp!"
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Petelan rum tu Puraya's hos. Hi rum as fat as hi can. Hi is wori. Puraya is hutt.
"Ono. Puraya hutt, Puraya hutt. Nou i a bed gay."
Petelan can get Puraya ott of hi hed. Nou hi a bed gay.
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Hi arive at hi hos afte a fiw momen.
Petelan fin fo Puraya's ruum. Afte hi fin Puraya's ruum, hi fond Puraya is laing don de flor.
"Petelan, hepp!"
"I comi, Puraya!"
Petelan hav tu hid hi blush. Yep, bekos Puraya is neked, ad Petelan can see hi Thicc legg ad Thicc bodi.
Puraya is bootiful.
(°//^//°)
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"VETERAN!! STOP LEWDING AND HELP ME UGHHN-i mean, Petelan! Hepp me!! Pweese!!!!"
Petelan awek fom hi dweam, ad hepp Puraya sten ap. Hi tak Puraya tu hi bed. Of corse thei wakk slou kaus Puraya is hutt.
"Petelan! Wakk slou, pweese!! I hutt! Mi legg hutt!!! Owo!!!?! Hutt!!!"
Puraya kip komplaining.
Petelan ignor hi komplain.
Finali thei arive tu de bed.
Petelan put Puraya on de bed.
"Puraya, r u ok?"
Puraya rub hi hutt leg, whil alost cri. "I ok, but stil hutt. Owie...."
Petelan, see Puraya tear, he bekom panik. "Oh no! U cri! I fin sumthin! Don wori! Petelan wil sav u die!"
Petelan rum tu a rum.
Puraya skream for Petelan tu no hepp hi moar. But Petelan no lisen.
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Puraya actuali stil hutt, but hi hid it fom Petelan.
Of cors hi can hid it ani loger.
"SHIT- MY LEG ACTUALLY HURT DAMN IT! FORGET BOUT WHATEVER THIS CRAP LANGUAGE IS!! I'M ACTUALLY HURT OUCH!!!"
Play-Puraya is komplain agen....
Huh....
"R U OKAY!!! PETELAN BRIN SUM FOD!!!"
Or helo Petelan arive wit fod on hi hend.
"Puraya! I bing u sum fod!??"
Puraya onli ster at hi. "Petelan. Mi legg is hutt. Ad u bing sum fod? Whyyy???"
But Petelan no lisen. Insted hi tuk a spun ad put it tu Puraya's mouth.
"..?!??!?!"
"STOP COMPLAINING! EAT!"
De fod is....
Weird....
It testa laik hel, veri werid.....
Puraya wan fomit.
But he can.....
Bekos Petelan wil be sad....
Ad hi wil cri....
"De fod is gud?" Petelan ask. Hi is smile.
Puraya forc a smile ad tumb ap. "Fod, gud, YUMI...."
"Yaya! Twankies!!!"
Puraya is ded insaid.
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"Owo.... Petelan... Mi legg.... Hutt....."
Puraya hav bin komplain sinc 3 hors ago....
Petelan hav tided.....
"Puraya.... Stop..... I'm tired...."
"Mi legg.... Owie...."
Dats it.
Petelan can tak it anymoar.
........
"CAN YOU JUST STOP?!? YOU'VE BEEN COMPLAINING FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT, PLAYER! IT'S YOUR FAULT ANYWAY, WHY YOU HADN'T BEEN CAREFUL?! AND JUST BECAUSE I'M YOUR FRIGGIN BOYFRIEND DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO DO WHATEVER YOU SAID??!?!? YOU GOT THAT?!? I ALSO HAVE A GODDAMN LIFE, AND I'M TIRED AF FOR HEARING ALL YOUR COMPLAINS THEN AND NOW!!!"
......
Puraya looked surprised...
The hi tuk a dip breth.
"Hey, Vet. This fucking thing isn't even hurt, you idiot. In fact, it's just a goddamn small fall. I can handle such thing. I mean, bruh! Why would i goddamn COMPLAINING, just because i have a small pain? Oh you got to be kidding me.
.......
The reason i'm doing this, ask to that person over there..."
(Let's stop-)
Player points his finger at me. (Don't ask) and glaring deadly at me. Veteran also do the same thing....
Welp, guess i'm dead here.....
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Hope you got a goddamn something, lmao.
Also if you're bored enough, you can reread this fanfic.
But instead as an owoify (or a messed up, bad grammary) version, you can challenge yourself and read this fanfic normally. (Basically, in the normal way).
Thats it, if you want.
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Thank you, i'm leaving.
F o r e v e r.
Nice to see you.
Goodbye.
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No, no, no, JK JK JK, no.
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