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[Little sister! Good job!]
[23333, I like it! Then, you guys, fighting!!]
[Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death! These aliens are also quite neat when jumping over walls! There was no trace of hesitation at all, just jump when you say jump!]
[Hahahaha, have you seen those two dumbfounded faces!]
[I think sis is right. If you ask for help, you must have a humble attitude. They ask for our sister's help, but they want her to kneel? How can there be such a good thing in this world? They think too beautifully!]
[Not in the world, but in the universe!]
[It is estimated that the brain circuits of aliens are not the same as those of our people on Earth, right? Exquisite egoism?]
[Don't generalize. At least there are many aliens who have clear minds. Look at the handsome guy, the quiet guy, and the traffic lights. They all know what is the right thing to do.]
[God-like traffic lights...]
[By the way, what is the name of the traffic light?]
[Upstairs is crooked!!]
[But his head really has several colors!]
...
The live broadcast room on the earth always looks like a clear stream. It is different from the live broadcast rooms on other planets. While the live broadcast on the earth is still happily discussing the traffic lights on the head of Zigmada, the live broadcast rooms on other planets are already very noisy that they can turn the heavens upside down.
To put it simply, they have had conceptual differences since yesterday, partly because they resolutely despise the Earth. As long as earthlings appear, they would scream for them to be extinct. So their remarks are generally like this.
[I think there is something wrong with the rules in the live broadcast room. Why can't the earthling be killed on this barren star? Don't these earthlings need to go extinct?]
[Inferior races from inferior planets should not survive in this universe. I don't know why the Interstellar Alliance made such a stupid decision to let the earth join.]
[Originally, I was looking forward to the Wilderness Live Broadcast. But after seeing the current situation, I already felt an inferior nation's stench rushing towards me across the screen.]
[I really want to drive an aircraft directly to that barren star and blast the earthling into pieces.]
[Earth? Do they have any good aspect that deserves to be included in this show? There is also Rong Shi. He is the Royal Major General of the Tianhe Galaxy, yet he cooperated with the earthlings without considering his identity. He might have been infected with the earthling's stupidity!]
[It seems that the only people here who really maintained the identities of higher planets are Leah and Rong Si. The performance of the rest is simply terrible.]
...
There are also Rong Shi's crazy admirers. Their views only favor Rong Shi, such as:
[Ah, Rongshi chose to follow the earthling. Um, it must be more advantageous!]
[Rong Shi is really smart!]
[Long live Rong Shi!]
...
The last group is fewer, but they are also very clear.
[Suddenly I feel that the earth doesn't seem to be so useless...]
[I feel like I found something that can be reused in the garbage dump]
[I am very interested in that Martial Arts. I think something that can restrain Rong Shi should have its own merits.]
[This barren star feels very pitiful. It doesn't even have the fire element. Summoning the fire element bare-handed is only a thing in the novel, right? Did any of you saw how this earthling started a fire at the time?]
[No. Speaking of this, I am also curious about the earthling. Why don't I go to the Earth's live broadcast room and have a look?]
...
The participants on the barren star naturally don't know that the topics discussed around them are constantly growing. The organizers of the 《Wilderness Live Room》 also did not expect this thing to happen. But unlike the audience's tit-for-tat, the organizers hope that the earthling Suge will become more controversial in the live broadcast room.
After all, the 《Wilderness Live Room》 has already been airing for several decades now. Aside from the heated discussions in the first few seasons because of the novelty, the current 《Wilderness Live Room》 has already become a permanent program in the Star Alliance and the hype has long died down.
Now that such a character stimulus has suddenly appeared, the audience who have been accustomed to this show have once again begun to focus their attention here. It is a very gratifying change.
"This is a good start!" The director couldn't help but praise. "To give more live footage to the earthling, especially when she and Rong Shi are together. We must shoot with multiple cameras."
The deputy director also added: "Not only when she is with Rong Shi, but we also need to give more shots when she clashes with other planets."
As the two directors smiled at each other, there were many meaningful emotions in their eyes.
As for the Barren Star No. 756, located in Su Ge's residence, Su Ge was looking at Zigmada ruthlessly.
Zigmada shrank his shoulders and looked at another broken stick in his palm. He suddenly felt that his scalp was numb and the four bumps on his head were rapidly blinking with blue light.
Forget it. Just looking at the flashing lights can be regarded as entertaining. So let's stop worrying about him.
Su Ge took a deep breath and lowered her head to the dry wooden sticks at her feet. She grabbed a stick suitable for drilling wood and making fire, sharpened the head with the dagger in her hand, and divided it by two. Then she threw it to Zigmada.
"Keep it light. I told you that to make a fire from wood so you should rely on friction to generate heat and not to demolish the house." The corner of Su Ge's mouth twitched and she reiterated to Zigmada.
"I know. I'm already trying to be very, very light. I really didn't use much force. I don't know why it got broken..." Zigmada explained to Su Ge with his neck shrunken. He lowered his voice and even his neck retracted further into his shoulders.
Zigmada, who has already broken more than ten sticks, has never felt so wronged. His grievance can even be felt by Rong Shi who was standing on one side. He cleared his throat: "The Neptune star is famous for being strong. Their strength is not on the same level as ours, so it is very difficult to control the strength..."
"So, did you manage to make a fire?" Su Ge turned his head to look at Rong while blankly staring at the wooden stick in his hand and the hay under the stick that showed no signs of igniting.
Rong Shi:...
"Seems like the major general is not as good as Serra. His fire is about to ignite." Su Ge glanced at the dry grass under Serra's stick, which was already a little smoky, and spoke unhurriedly.
Rong Shi:...
Su Ge once again turned her gaze to Rongshi's hay and sticks, and continued expressionlessly: "If you stop for too long, you'll need to start again when the heat of the hay drops."
Rong Shi:...
In order to make his own fire, Rong Shi accepted his fate and continued to spin the stick quickly. He then asked: "Did you have such an effort to set a fire last night?"
Su Ge hooked her mouth and smiled: "No."
"Why? Do you have any tricks?"
Su Ge paused. She looked at Rong Shi, Serra, and Zigmada who looked up at her at the same time and smiled more proudly: "Because I have flint and steel."
Alien trio: Although I don't know what she is talking about, but... people from earth bully people!!!
"Since you have something more convenient, why don't you just use that flint and steel to light a fire for us?" As the only alien who was already on the verge of ignition, Serra couldn't control his inner dissatisfaction. After a moment of contemplation, he decided to ask. Of course, compared to yesterday, his tone at this moment has more warmth.
"Teaching people how to fish is better than giving people fish." Su Ge still maintained the spring breeze smile on her face, even shining with intimidating kindness.
"Is this a belief on the earth again?" Because he had heard a lot of such unfamiliar words, Rong Shi is very receptive. Compared with the confused Zigmada and Serra, he is more familiar and quite interested in this sentence.
For all aliens, the language of the earth is a brand new language. Not only because of its complicated pronunciation system, but more importantly, this language has a very mysterious tone when spoken out. At that time, it even carried a kind of innate beauty.
In the vast universe, this language is certainly not the oldest. But if all languages must be ranked, Rong Shi feels that the languages on Earth can be placed somewhere at the top based on their voice.
Since he felt that the language spoken by Su Ge was very beautiful, Rong Shi was full of interest in the meaning of the sentence: "What does it mean?"
Su Ge thought for a while, and after switching between Mandarin and lingua franca in his mind for a long time, he finally expounded it in a very simple description: "It probably means that instead of providing you with the spoils, it's better to teach you how to get them."
Alien trio: Sure enough, earthlings are bullying people!!
When the smoke gradually rose over the residences of Rong Shi, Serra, and Zigmada and the bonfire was lit, Huasi and Leah were still playing with the things that had just been thrown on the ground. Without Rong Shi's leadership and Su Ge's guidance, lighting a fire with these stone sticks is as difficult as capturing an energy ball.
Seeing the blue smoke, Leah put down the stone in his hand and said to Hua Si, "I want to see the excitement."
Hua Si: =.= You want to be soft.
Leah looked at Hua Si's disapproving expression and sighed involuntarily. Their planets have always been friendly to each other. It is no problem for them to work together at other times. But now, their biggest problem is how to complete the task.
The bonfire is completely unfamiliar to aliens like them - just like a mysterious celestial body. Logically speaking, it's absolutely impossible for them to figure out how to do it in a short period of time. Under such circumstances, asking other people for help is the most convenient way. But it's a pity that they seemed to offend the earthling just now...
Leah sighed and said very seriously: "I think it is necessary to work together. After all, there are only twenty of us on this planet and we all need to help each other to get through this difficult situation..."
Hua Si: I really couldn't tell that the people from Rhea are this obedient.
Hua Si: "You are right. We are a team and we should help each other. It won't be good if the earthling encountered any danger. Therefore, we should go and see how we can help."
Leah and Huasi: The most important thing is to complete the task!!!
When these two men sneaked up to Su Ge's residence again, Rongshi, Zigmada, and Serra were indeed gone. Hua Si and Leah couldn't help but exhale. They don't know how to ask because they really don't know how to ask.
Su Ge, who was roasting the remaining half of the meat yesterday, was not surprised to see the two people coming. She even raised her eyes and glanced at the two people who had shrunk behind the bushes outside her station. The two sneaky people looked away.
After waiting for another few minutes, Su Ge still didn't see the two people come in and she asked, "Are you trying to get a share of my barbecue?"
"No! We only eat nutrient solution." Hua Si raised his voice and denied it very stubbornly. But then his voice lowered again, appearing very gentle.
"Then if you have nothing to do, stay away from my residence." Su Ge sneered: "After all, my place is the residence of the lower planet races, which will pollute your nobility."
Leah pushed Hua Si. Hua Si's expression was ugly, but the two of them still walked from behind the bushes to Su Ge's residence.
As he walked in front of Su Ge, Hua Si calmly began to observe the earthling's station. To be honest, even though he ran here last night and planned to borrow fire to no avail, it was dark and he couldn't see the surroundings clearly. This is the first time that he has carefully observed the residence of this low-level planetary race.
In Hua Si's impression, lower planets are listed as lower planets not only because the whole planet is too poor and has no contribution or status in the interstellar alliance, but the more important reason is the intelligence of lower planets. The appearance is too short. They are basically in a state of extremely chaotic society. There is no order. And there is no racial development. They are just like the uncivilized barbarians.
Especially last night, when Hua Si saw that the earthling did not consume nutrient liquid but the kind of "disgusting" barbecue, his impression deepened. And now in the daytime, he took a half-distinctive, half-exploratory stance to observe the earthling.
Even if it is a close observation of an unknown race, after all, not everyone has the opportunity to observe the life of a barbaric race like this...
Only......
Hua Si really wanted to rub his eyes. He felt that he had just squatted behind the bushes for a long time so his eyes were still blurry. Otherwise, what is this image that he is seeing?
There was a square shelf at the highest point of this slightly sloping station. It didn't look too big, but it should be able to shelter one person. There were already tied branches around this square so it's not empty. It looks like a box and on top of it, there is a triangular pyramid buckled, which looked quite weird.
In fact, it is impossible for Su Ge to build the prototype of this house overnight. However, she just finished a business, and this semi-finished house is the profit of her business.
Zigmada from the planet Neptune was really strong. As the main force for building a house, he hardly took any effort to chop off a few pieces of wood that Su Ge was optimistic about yesterday and planted them directly into the ground. The woods stood there steadily, it became better with the twigs for the wall ground
The branches and leaves that have been laid are because of Rong Shi's work. As for how these branches became densely fixed on the walls of the house, that is Serra's credit.
In short, even though the house looks rudimentary, it still took a lot of effort to build. If it was only Su Ge, it will take at least half a month. Fortunately, with the help of a few aliens, it was finished in less than half a day.
Deep inside, Su Ge felt that they were all destined to help each other. After all, the trade of resources for reasonable reasons is a win-win situation!
There are a lot of branches and leaves neatly placed outside the house. In short, whether it is inside or outside the house, the entire station is quite neat. It does not look anywhere near the messy style of the barbarians in Hua Si's impression.
This alone is quite surprising because, from this perspective, Earth is actually not such a backward planet. At least they are intelligent enough to develop new things. Hua Si can't tell what he feels. Probably after seeing that it was different from what he imagined, there is an unexplainable feeling of regret.
The earthling named Su Ge is sitting not far from the square box. The bonfire in front of her is not particularly big, but the skewers on it are emitting a very attractive smell. He has never smelled this fragrance in the Ronnie Star.
When he smelled it, Hua Si subconsciously held his breath. He even wanted to take three steps backward but thinking of the task he had to complete, he decided to bite the bullet and endure this unfamiliar smell.
Compared to Hua Si's inner entanglement, Leah was much more straightforward.
As a nutrient who has been eating nutrient solutions since birth, he actually has a headache because of the new smell. But what is even stranger is that after smelling this fragrance for a while, he felt a particularly strange feeling.
This feeling seemed to carry a small hook, constantly hooking something that had never been seen in his senses, awakening these things that were originally dormant.&
Seeing the two people standing in front of him like a pillar, Su Ge looked up to look at them while watching his barbecue not to be muddled, feeling a little busy.
"Higher planets are really free, why come to me? Inspection work?" Su Ge's eyes are very small, as she was quite brooding when someone pointed her nose to a lower planet before it was too late. It's not that reason tells herself that she will deal with these aliens for another year in her life. It is absolutely stupid to make the relationship too rigid at the beginning, so she will definitely blast these two people out now, let alone Talking nonsense with them here.
I don't know if it's the cultural gap between the two races. In short, the two uninvited guests didn't feel Su Ge's yin and yang words, and even replied very pertinently: "I can't talk about inspection work, just come and see you Is there anything I need to help? After all, 20 of us are a team and a big family. In the coming year, if we want to live smoothly on this barren star, we need to help me. Can I help you?"
Huasi's voice was not hurried or slow. These empty-headed words came out of his mouth with some convincing taste, but Su Ge's originally good mood suddenly became a little bit more uncomfortable. Shake the low fat on the meat skewers in his hands: "Speak well, and then tell me some useless nonsense. The door turns in front and walks straight away."
He was stopped by Leah as he wanted to say anything. He smiled very gently: "In fact, there is nothing, we just want to ask... how can this bonfire be lit."
Su Ge raised his eyebrows: "What do you mean?"
Leah blinked and felt that they might have always underestimated the earthlings. In fact, the earthlings are not without wisdom, nor are they uncivilized. There is a greater possibility that the earthlings are far smarter and smarter than they thought. And even more-cunning.
"That's..." Was originally wanted to take out the morning set to deal with Su Ge, but looking at Su Ge's black and white eyes, he stared at him, with a somewhat mocking look in his eyes. He couldn't continue, he always felt that his mind was completely seen through.
"Follow your rules." In the end, what came out of Huasi's mouth was like this.
The smile on Su Ge's face finally became a lot more sincere. She looked at the unbuilt house behind her. Oh, now the roof has finally fallen off. If I want to come, I can finally sleep at night.
When the bonfire was lit at every station in the evening, Su Ge drank the last sip of water she had saved. She walked to the back of her house and looked at the simple water reservoir made of leaves. If you go to find water to drink, it is estimated that you may not live for more than three days.
At this time is also the most lively discussion outside the live broadcast room. Of course, those who jump the most and enjoy the most are always those who are full of all kinds of slander and malicious remarks about the earth.
[Earth people are too hateful, it is obvious that you can directly give everyone the fire to let everyone work for her, I have never seen such a treacherous person! 】
【brazen! 】
[Should be humanely destroyed! 】
[Why does she still have the face to stay here, doesn't she know that the lower planets need to pay tribute to the higher planets? 】
... Compared with this ferocious negative voice and various rainbow farts towards Rong Shi, there are still many objective voices and opinions slowly emerging.
[Oh, it's really not easy anymore, everyone lit the campfire. 】
[Yes, it turns out that it is not easy to light a bonfire when there is no elemental stone. Everyone has worked hard. 】
[This earth person is quite good at doing business. 】
[Yes, I know the status of the earth, and I know that many planets still have a very bad impression of their earth, and I can still do this. I'm pretty brave. 】
[Have you ever been to the Earth's live broadcast room? I think the discussion method in the Earth's live broadcast room is much more interesting than ours here. 】
[That said the way of discussion is much more interesting to stop, what is the way? Do they speak differently? 】
[No, you know when you look at it, they are discussing in a way called 'barrage', which is really interesting! 】
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Earth Live Room.
Before all the earth audiences knew, a group of aliens who were curious about what the "barrage" was, had silently dived into their live broadcast room, and they were still discussing happily. .
[Operation by Gemei God...]
[I really think Gemei is quite courageous. To be honest, I think these aliens really did it with her. She might win a single fight. If she fights in a group, she won't even have a chance to win. Here Under this circumstance, she can still do business with others...]
[Not only is she courageous, but she also dared to think of such things as doing business, what on earth did she think! ! If I were so fooled by those aliens, I guess the Virgin taught them how to light a bonfire. 】
[Unexpectedly, have you never seen the selection process of Gemei? At the end, she was completely at a disadvantage. She had two opponents that were stronger than her, and she used the method of breaking each other down one by one. 】
[Yes, yes, I have seen that issue. In fact, Gemei won by a narrow margin in the end. If she relies on an upright force value, Gemei can't win at all. She has moved her mind! 】
[What a crooked mind, that's a trick! Can you speak! 】
...
Facing the words flying past on the screen of the live broadcast room, all the aliens who came to watch were stupid. What kind of discussion is this? Actually, you can still play like this!
In fact, when the first alien came to watch in the live broadcast room at the beginning, the Earth Propaganda Department had already noticed it. They immediately installed the translation software in the live broadcast room, so the aliens who came later , As long as you choose the language you are familiar with, you can see different barrage.
Therefore, for the aliens who are now coming to watch diving, looking at this picture, they only feel that they have opened the door to a new world.
People on earth can really figure it out!
This way of discussion is much more convenient than their current way of discussion. You can also watch the screen, see other people's comments, and join from time to time. How can there be such a fun way?
And the name is really accurate, barrage, barrage, rows of words that fly past quickly, aren't they just like the shadows of bullets flying past in the sky? Countless bullets slid past, isn't this just a barrage?
God named it!
What do the people on earth think! Why can we get along with such precise and fun things in such a strange place!
So, without the people on earth knowing it, a group of aliens who had been opened to the new world ran to the organizer and began to make crazy demands-we want a barrage! We want Earth Barrage! We also want to have a barrage like the one in Earth's live broadcast room in our live broadcast room!
Even quite a few viewers have begun to mock the organizers.
[In other words, isn't your interstellar advertising department the best in the entire interstellar league? You don't even make a barrage! 】
[You are really too good to learn, but the old-fashioned things have always been preserved. 】
[Yes, you have to be humble, you have to take the initiative to learn, even if something like a barrage is something on a backward planet like the earth, you have to take the initiative to buy it if you find it, pretending you haven't seen what's going on. ! 】
[You are going to be so self-willed to fall, you are really capable! 】
...
In fact, so many years have passed since "The Wilderness Live Room" was first broadcast. They have never been scolded a lot, and the fierceness of being scolded is also very real, but the original reason for being scolded is basically because of the show. The content of the live broadcast, or the dissatisfaction with some contestants, like this time, it was the first time that I was scolded for something called "barrage".
The organizer is actually quite at a loss. After all, it's only been two days since the beginning of this episode. Moreover, as the organizer, they basically monitor the data, and then look at the situation of each participant, if they meet They need to protect the personal safety of the contestants in a special crisis situation.
And these things have not been discovered until now, they were scolded by the audience by a thing called "barrage".
The important thing is that this kind of accusation has no warning at all, as if it all popped up like bamboo shoots after a rain in an instant, completely giving the organizers a rush that there is no way to find the clue.
However, as the largest propaganda agency in the Star Alliance, it is not difficult to find the reason. They soon figured out what this "barrage" is all about, and at the same time figured out what this "barrage" is. Where did it come from?
Moreover, after the organizers conducted an inspection here, they did find that the "barrage" of the earth was more interesting than the current way of discussion, so they planned to contact the earth.
In fact, Interstellar Announcement is not as unwilling to progress or absorb new things as the audience said. In fact, on the contrary, Interstellar Announcement is more receptive to accepting new things than the average audience. After all, it is adopted. The way a broad audience likes to hear and see will make the show more popular.
When the Foreign Minister of the Earth's External Propaganda Department received a call from the Secretary-General, the time on Earth was 2:30 in the middle of the night. For these two days, the Foreign Minister had been focusing on the live broadcast, and finally saw that Su Ge was walking. When he was on the right track, he also let go of his heart and planned to take a good rest, but he didn't expect that something would happen again in the middle of the night.
And half an hour later, the foreign minister appeared in the office connected to the organizer with vigor.
The Star Alliance Propaganda Agency did not be polite with the Foreign Minister, and neatly proposed the matter of buying the copyright of the barrage.
The matter of copyright needs more explanation.
To put it bluntly, Star Alliance is a large combination of countless planets. Each planet has its own unique culture. According to the provisions of the interstellar law, these unique cultures have their own copyrights. In other words, if the Star Alliance or the Star Alliance Any planet in China needs to pay copyright fees to use these cultures.
As the largest propaganda agency in the Star Alliance, it is of course impossible to do illegal things. Therefore, when it was determined that the culture of barrage in the live broadcast room was also confirmed, the interstellar alliance propaganda agency immediately contacted the Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Earth. The reason for buying the copyright of barrage culture.
For the Star Alliance Propaganda Agency, this is a matter of opening your mouth and clearing the money, but for the earth, it's not that simple. When the foreign minister for publicity received this call, he immediately This incident was reported to the headquarters of the Earth Alliance, which also took it seriously, and immediately sent the Department of Commerce and the Ministry of Commerce to come over, so there were more Earth workers who came to the office in the end.
After negotiations, the matter was soon finalized.
The Star Alliance publicity was quite fast, but only eight hours later, they had already completed the purchase, rearrangement, and launch operations.
In other words, while all the viewers were still persevering in the issue of the barrage with the organizer of "Live Room", Interstellar Broadcasting has quietly launched the barrage, so that some of them did not participate at all. The audience of this incident opened their eyes and found that the live broadcast interface had discovered a huge change, and they were all bewildered.
The screen was full of various comments and topics. At first I felt dizzy. However, after experiencing the beauty of it, almost all the aliens showed their heartfelt love for this kind of heart. Let the discussion of "Live Room" have unprecedented enthusiasm.
As for the earth, in fact, everyone was confused until after the business was done.
Everyone: It's so fast to do business this time! I always feel that the aliens are giving money so fast, and they are not at all muddled. I hope I will continue to do business with them next time!
Propaganda Department: Has the status of our planet improved? (⊙_⊙)
Secretary-General: Look at the data, no.
Ministry of Commerce: According to reason, even if there is business, it should be
It's because the status and influence are improved. What's going on now? (⊙_⊙)
□□: According to reason, even if there is a business, it won't be a turn at the beginning □□ Come on out. Watching the original program, even if there is a business, aren't souvenirs selling best? What's the matter of selling the barrage in the first place? (⊙_⊙)
A group of foreign ministers who have just completed a large business looking at the string of zeros on the electronic contract, and listening to the strange voice of the interstellar bank account, they always feel that things seem to go wrong...
but! It's a good thing to earn money! ︿(￣︶￣)︿
Of course, what the people of the earth did not expect at all is that this business is not the end of the barrage business, but the beginning. Within the next few days, all planets will begin to contact the earth and specify that they require the purchase of "barrage". A cultural product unique to the earth.
Sure enough, the happiest thing in the world is to make small money! (*^▽^*)