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Baizhu: so umm
Baizhu: how did donna get a keycard
Bennett: Diluc I'm really sorry T-T
Venti: Bennett
Venti: did you give Donna your keycard
Diluc: I already told you it's not your fault
Xiangling: he didn't give it to her
Xiangling: she stole it
Yanfei: which in itself is very much against the law
Jean: what the fuck!?
Diluc: I didn't realise she was still here tho
Xinyan: she really was hiding under your bed then
Diluc: thank fuck I hadn't started getting changed
Kazuha: who's Donna again?
Amber: that girl with a massive crush on Diluc who low key stalks him and won't leave him alone
Albedo: remember the girl that kept moaning his name in chemistry am the teacher made her go to the bathroom
Keaya: imagine have a crush on Diluc
Keaya: ew
Diluc: considering I'm aro/ace, I would imagine it would be pretty shit
Diluc: also, I've never had a crush on someone before but if I did
Diluc: I would not be that creepy about it
Xingqui: what did she actually do
Xingqui: just like creep around your room or?
Diluc: she left her crusty-ass underwear on my bed...
Diluc: and a letter
Hu Tao: tell them what the letter said
Diluc: I didn't read it tho
Hu Tao: no, the envelope
Diluc: oh archons I forgot about that
Diluc: it was addressed to "Daddy Diluc"
Keaya: wkjejwiwuwyuwoahsh
Keaya: what the fuck?
Childe: venti, can you give me admin
Diluc: I swear, if you add Donna
Childe: I don't even have her phone number
[Venti gave admin to Childe]
[Childe changed Diluc's nickname to Daddy Diluc]
Daddy Diluc: what the fuck Childe!?
Childe: heehee
Daddy Diluc: Venti give me admin
[Venti gave admin to Daddy Diluc]
[Daddy Diluc changed their nickname to Diluc]
[Diluc has remove admin from Childe]
Childe: awww man
Diona: was she trying to murder Diluc?
Hu Tao: no very much the opposite
Diona: nvm then
Xingqui: does she still have Bennett's card
Baizhu: yeah she thought you needed it on the way out so I saw it in her hand
Zhongli: so that means that she could potentially return, or even do something worse perhaps?
Diluc: yeahh
Jean: report her to the faculty and get Bennett a new keycard
Lisa: nah that's boring we should sort it out ourselves
Jean: and how would we do that?
Lisa: @Scaramouche @Xiao @Signora @Eula
[4 users have come online]
Signora: what do you want
Lisa: back read
Eula: what the fuck is wrong with
Eula: Vengeance
Eula: for Diluc
Scaramouche: I SWEAR IF SHE CAME ANYWHERE NEAR THE ELECTRO DORMS I'M FRACTURING HER SKULL AND SNAPPING HER SPINE
Diluc: to get to the Pyro dorms you need to pass the electro dorms, does that count?
Scaramouche: Eh
Scaramouche: it's a good enough excuse to beat someone up
Xiao: on my way
Xiao: did you see which way she went?
Signora: ew what a disgrace of a human being
Signora: does she have no shame?
Baizhu: no i didn't see what way she went
Baizhu: but is violence really the best option!?
Diluc: yes
Lisa: yes
Scaramouche: Violence is always the best option
Childe: ^
Xiao:^
Venti: ^^
Signora: ^^
Yanfei: the only issue with violence is that you'll probably get put in prison
Diluc: not if they're strategic...
Signora: since Baizhu isn't sure which way she went we should get her tomorrow
Signora: what classes does she have?
Diluc: she's in all my classes
Xingqui: that's an unfortunate coincidence
Diluc: oh trust me, its not a coincidence
Xingqui: ooft
Xingqui: she's really obsessed
Keaya: no shit
Keaya: I can't believe you're all willing to beat someone up for Diluc
Keaya: if it was me you'd never do the same :(
Scaramouche: nah I probably would
Scaramouche: I just needed an excuse to beat someone up
Signora: same
Bennett: well then that's that sorted :)
Bennett: so what's everyone doing?
Razor: razor try sleep
Razor: razor could not sleep
Bennett: aww try and get some sleep, okay?
Razor: oki benny
Xingqui: reading the groupchat
Childe: same...
Ningguang: ning ;)
Xinyan: what?
Ningguang: oh shit wrong phone
Xinyan: what!?
Beidou: ning ;)
Xinyan: 👀
Xiangling: 👀
Xingqui: 👀
Aether: 👀
Fischl: The Prinzessin's acquaintances in which she shares a dorm with are discussing who they wish to have romantic relations with
Keqing: please don't tell the groupchat who I have a crush on...
Aether: well who do you have a crush on?
Aether: or you Fischl
Fischl: the Prinzessin Der Verurteilung does not require any relations that are non-platonic, they are beneath me. I am much too good for a simple "crush" as one as lowly as you may call them
Aether: well I was just asking
Lumine: lmao Fischl called you lowly
Noelle: Mona was just showing me how to do some really pretty hairstyles
Noelle: Barbara looks really cute!
Lumine: let's see then
Noelle: [image]
Jean: ah Barbara!
Jean: you look so pretty
Jean: can I send that picture to mum?
Barbara: of course ^_^
Barbara: tell her Noelle did it too
Klee: woah 🥰 Klee wants to look like Barbara!! 😁🥰🙂😍☺
Mona: come to the hydro dorm and I'll do it for you!!
Childe: can I come?
Mona: no I'm not letting you in if you try
Childe: but I'm already in the hydro dorm...
Mona: you aren't in the girls dorm though are you?
Childe: :(
Xingqui: atleast you have me :)
Childe: can you make me pretty?
Xingqui: I can try
Childe: :)
Keaya: this chat is getting way to wholesome...
Keaya: so peppa pig
Xinyan: how is that making the chat less wholesome?
Xiangling: hush he's typing
Keaya: how is it that each family is a different animal, but everyone in the family is the same animal
Xinyan: wait what?
Keaya: the only possible explanation is incest
Keaya: because I haven't seen any other pig families in that show
Keaya: and Chongyun knows, I watch that shit at 3am most nights
Chongyun: 😔✊
Xingqui: lmao rip
Xiangling: you have ruined my childhood....
Chongyun: peppa eats bacon and sausages in one episode
Xinyan: noooooo
Klee: wts insest?🤔😁🤭
Mona: that's doesn't matter
Qiqi: diona told me once
Qiqi: but I...
Qiqi: forgot
Mona: and thats a good thing
Diona: it's when people from the same family fuck
Klee: wat 😟😟🙁
Diona: so for example
Diona: if Aether and Lumine
Aether: woah
Aether: stop it right there
Aether: ew
Lumine: even if we weren't twins I would never go for his crusty ass
Aether: what the fuck diona
Diona: she wanted to know
Diona: and it was hypothetical
Venti: hypo what
Xiao: how is a child smarter than you
Venti: but you still love me right?
Xiao: still?
Xiao: when did I ever say I had?
Venti: :'(
Childe: ooft rejected
Childe: I could never
Venti: 🖕🥰🖕